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if your character were an NPC for a day

phaneub17_ESO
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What would be your repeating phrase to passing by players?
  • JamieAubrey
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    Oooh Good question, I have no idea, I'll have to have a think and get back to you on it

    But if I was an NPC in Cyro, now that's a different story, I'd be yelling how to set up a defense
  • VaranisArano
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    Varanis Arano, an aging Dunmer dragonknight, would stand near the transitus shrine at the EP gates and cheer "Blood for the Pact!" as players go out to fight.
  • Cyhawk
    Cyhawk
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    You would die a thousand deaths as sociopath players murder you for your 40g trinket
  • DrWhispy
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    “My name is Darius Stibbons, you harmed my father, prepare to die”
    Mediocre DPS extraordinaire
  • ShawnLaRock
    ShawnLaRock
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    “It was all a trap. Who DOES things like that!?! I took off my clothes to get ready for the celebration - and the sisters attacked me! They threw me in this cage and walked off with the key - and, I’m naked!” - Stibbons

    S.
  • Zacuel
    Zacuel
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    "Hey ugly! It's called a bath."
  • Kikazaru
    Kikazaru
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    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you!
    Mizaru


    “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
  • Vhozek
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    "I am shield!"
    𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝘀. 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴.
  • darthgummibear_ESO
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    I'd be saying "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" But actually be talking to another NPC, who says "Oh no, not again" before running away screaming.
  • Hapexamendios
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    He would say anything. Just stay to the shadows, slit throats and loot corpses.
  • max_only
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    My healer/templar/crafter would say, “No t, no shade”

    My retired Nightblade would say,
    (Entering the "Buy" screen) "What're ya buyin?"
    (Entering the "Sell" screen) "What're ya sellin'?"
    (Selecting an unaffordable item) "Not enough cash, stranger!"
    (With new weapons in stock) "Got some rare things on sale, stranger!"
    (Selecting the Punisher handgun) "A wise choice, mate! Its ammo will penetrate just about anything!"
    (Selecting the Red9 handgun) "Ah, the choice of an avid gun collector! It's a nice gun, mate!"
    (Selecting the RPG) "Stranger, stranger, stranger... now that's a weapon!"
    (Selecting the Mine Thrower) "Not only will you need cash, but you'll need GUTS to buy that weapon!"
    (Selecting the Broken Butterfly Magnum) "I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shoot'n, i'ts about reload'n! You'll know what I'm talkin' about!
    (About to buy or sell an item) "Is that all, stranger?"
    (After buying or selling an item) "Heh heh heh... Thank you!"
    (Selling a valuable item) "Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!"


    My pvp stam Sorc would say, “Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!”

    My baker themed necro would say, “Mais non, not ze back rolls”
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • rpa
    rpa
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    "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
  • Mayrael
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    I am playing NB so it would be something like:

    "I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch."
    Say no to Toxic Casuals!
    I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.


    "Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
  • TempPlayer
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    Something about mudcrab and how horrible they are.
  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    "Should you ever see a blood fiend ... run. Run as fast as you can!"
    PC EU.

    =primarily PvH (Player vs. House)=
  • Foxhearted
    Foxhearted
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    "Have you heard of the high elves?"
  • TheShadowScout
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    Leskandera: -sticking her blade of woe into some other hapless NPC- "...say goodnight to the sandman..."

    Kelasendar: -ruffling through sheafes of parchment- "...let me check my notes!"

    Kes dre-Lana -drawing her paladins claymore- "Stop Right There, Criminal SCUM!!!"
  • Fiktius
    Fiktius
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    "Pssst! Want to earn some easy gold?"
  • AlienSlof
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    "Would you like a vampire bite?" - my main, who has put the bite on over 100 players in his time. He just loves making more vamps!
    Bionic Crazy Cat Lady
  • Huyen
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    My templar would be pretty straight forward: No donation? No salvation!

    Or "The first 20 Daedra are mine! You get your own piggies to slay!"
    Edited by Huyen on October 31, 2019 10:24AM
    Huyen Shadowpaw, dedicated nightblade tank - PS4 (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, nightblade dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Lightpaw, templar healer - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, necromancer dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, dragonknight (no defined role yet)

    "Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely" - Uncle Iroh
  • Taloros
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    Female vampire nightblade:
    "Come closer, child. There's no reason to be afraid."

    Female bosmer nigtblade:
    "To death! To victory!" or "The first body is mine!"

    Rogueish male orc dragonknight:
    "Who and how much? Want him to suffer first?"

    Edited by Taloros on October 31, 2019 9:26AM
  • tahol10069
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    Every time I Blade of Woe NPC who just didn't understand to shut up when they saw me braking in their house, I say out loud "You should have just shut up!"

    So probably that.
  • blueyonder
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    "Excuse me, do you know where I can find the wayshrine to Eyevea?"

    NPC favs:

    Blood for the Pact!

    I spit in Queen Ayrenn's eye!
    BLOOD FOR THE PACT
  • Bealindra
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    id stalk you just like Stuga and grabbing every monsters in sigh, as a brave npc i see its my duty to divine and glory multible enemies with my(you) not so happy companion that actualy tried to sneak pass it
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  • phermitgb
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    My nightblade imperial, which is my main - would take an NPC vacation day, stand near a major city entrance, and call out to any pc's passing by...

    "I have this task I need done. And unlike anyone else in this city, I'll do it myself. Just, not right now. You're welcome."
    "There is no correct resolution; It's a test of character."
    James T. Kirk
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