Varanis Arano, an aging Dunmer dragonknight, would stand near the transitus shrine at the EP gates and cheer "Blood for the Pact!" as players go out to fight.
“It was all a trap. Who DOES things like that!?! I took off my clothes to get ready for the celebration - and the sisters attacked me! They threw me in this cage and walked off with the key - and, I’m naked!” - Stibbons
I'd be saying "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" But actually be talking to another NPC, who says "Oh no, not again" before running away screaming.
My healer/templar/crafter would say, “No t, no shade”
My retired Nightblade would say,
(Entering the "Buy" screen) "What're ya buyin?"
(Entering the "Sell" screen) "What're ya sellin'?"
(Selecting an unaffordable item) "Not enough cash, stranger!"
(With new weapons in stock) "Got some rare things on sale, stranger!"
(Selecting the Punisher handgun) "A wise choice, mate! Its ammo will penetrate just about anything!"
(Selecting the Red9 handgun) "Ah, the choice of an avid gun collector! It's a nice gun, mate!"
(Selecting the RPG) "Stranger, stranger, stranger... now that's a weapon!"
(Selecting the Mine Thrower) "Not only will you need cash, but you'll need GUTS to buy that weapon!"
(Selecting the Broken Butterfly Magnum) "I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shoot'n, i'ts about reload'n! You'll know what I'm talkin' about!
(About to buy or sell an item) "Is that all, stranger?"
(After buying or selling an item) "Heh heh heh... Thank you!"
(Selling a valuable item) "Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!"
My pvp stam Sorc would say, “Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!”
My baker themed necro would say, “Mais non, not ze back rolls”
#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
"I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch."
Say no to Toxic Casuals!
I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.
"Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
My templar would be pretty straight forward: No donation? No salvation!
Or "The first 20 Daedra are mine! You get your own piggies to slay!"
Edited by Huyen on October 31, 2019 10:24AM
Huyen Shadowpaw, dedicated nightblade tank - PS4 (Retired)
Huyen Swiftpaw, nightblade dps - PC EU (Retired)
Huyen Lightpaw, templar healer - PC EU (Retired)
Huyen Swiftpaw, necromancer dps - PC EU (Retired)
Huyen Swiftpaw, dragonknight (no defined role yet)
"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely" - Uncle Iroh
Every time I Blade of Woe NPC who just didn't understand to shut up when they saw me braking in their house, I say out loud "You should have just shut up!"
id stalk you just like Stuga and grabbing every monsters in sigh, as a brave npc i see its my duty to divine and glory multible enemies with my(you) not so happy companion that actualy tried to sneak pass it