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Most annoying naggy NPC

  • Hippie4927
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    I spend a lot of time in Craglorn and this causes me to turn my sound off........ "You want to cry me a river? Go ahead. Maybe you can float out of Craglorn." I just want to b-slap Corentin Clavarie!!

    PC/NA/EP ✌️
  • max_only
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    Hippie4927 wrote: »
    I spend a lot of time in Craglorn and this causes me to turn my sound off........ "You want to cry me a river? Go ahead. Maybe you can float out of Craglorn." I just want to b-slap Corentin Clavarie!!

    I was going to add, “I’m about to lose my shirt here!” That lady needs to just take off her shirt and get it over with.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • AndyMac
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    Fa-Nuit-Hen
    Andymac - Magicka DK - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror
  • baratron
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    max_only wrote: »
    Hippie4927 wrote: »
    I spend a lot of time in Craglorn and this causes me to turn my sound off........ "You want to cry me a river? Go ahead. Maybe you can float out of Craglorn." I just want to b-slap Corentin Clavarie!!

    I was going to add, “I’m about to lose my shirt here!” That lady needs to just take off her shirt and get it over with.

    My husband, who has never played ESO in his life, comes into the room when I'm playing, sees that I'm parked in Craglorn bank and declares "There's a lot of uncertainty in Craglorn".

    It's pretty bad when family members and housemates _who don't even play_ can quote the dialogue word-perfectly!
    Guildmaster of the UESP Guild on the North American PC/Mac Server 2350+ CP & also found on the European PC/Mac Server 1700+ CP

    These characters are on both servers:
    Alix de Feu - Breton Templar Healer level 50
    Brings-His-Own-Forest - Argonian Warden Healer level 50
    Hrodulf Bearpaw - Nord Warden Bear Friend & identical twin of Bjornolfr level 50
    Jadisa al-Belkarth - Redguard Arcanist Damage Dealer level 50

    NA-only characters:
    Martin Draconis - Imperial Sorceror Healer (Aldmeri Dominion) level 50
    Arzhela Petit - Breton Dragonknight Healer (Daggerfall Covenant) level 50
    Bjornolfr Steel-Shaper - Nord Dragonknight Crafter (Ebonheart Pact) level 50 EAGERLY AWAITING HIS BEAR
    Verandis Bloodraven - Altmer Nightblade Healer & clone of Count Verandis Ravenwatch (Aldmeri Dominion) level 50
    Gethin Oakrun - Bosmer Nightblade Thief (Ebonheart Pact) level 50
  • RoyalFruitBat
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    baratron wrote: »
    My husband, who has never played ESO in his life, comes into the room when I'm playing, sees that I'm parked in Craglorn bank and declares "There's a lot of uncertainty in Craglorn".

    That just made me think of another one: “You might be safer in the desert than in Bergama, wayfarer.” He sounds so bitter.
  • El_Borracho
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    Stuga is the champ. My personal bane is the one outside the Fighter's Guild in Mournhold:

    "Did you get it? Did your invitation arrive?"

    SHUT. UP. You are clearly not Shad Astula material. Go apply to Vivec City Community College.
  • StormeReigns
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    <forum> posters.
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