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Most annoying naggy NPC

RoyalFruitBat
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My vote goes for the “How would you like to do something worthwhile?” woman who lurks near wayshrines.
  • StabbityDoom
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    My vote goes for the “How would you like to do something worthwhile?” woman who lurks near wayshrines.

    I do believe this one has gone to Stuga in a landslide in the past.
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  • reprosal
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    Heem-Jas.... hands down
  • VaranisArano
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    Its hard to compete with "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!"


    My personal pet peeve is the Prophet.

    He lets me leave the Harborage, patting myself on the back for a job well done, and just reach the closest city before he pops up with:

    "Vestige, we must speak. Come to the Harborage at once."

    "But I was just there!"
    Edited by VaranisArano on August 26, 2019 2:39PM
  • Blinkin8r
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    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
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  • RoyalFruitBat
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    I forgot about the Prophet! I also dislike the guy in Wrothgar who’s like “Hey, I’m talking to you!”
  • Dreyloch
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    That stupid Dog in Daggerfall, by far and away! Go away ya flea bitten mutt! I found your dying master 5 years ago!
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  • JamieAubrey
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    STUGA
  • BooPerScOOper
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    Stuga.. She's a serial stalker

    Edit..

    I'm pretty sure she owns an ice cream van
    Edited by BooPerScOOper on August 26, 2019 2:57PM
  • MinuitPro
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    Stuga the stage 5 clinger.
  • Ardaghion
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    My vote goes for the “How would you like to do something worthwhile?” woman who lurks near wayshrines.

    I really hated Stuga until this woman from Cyrodillic Collections showed up. I just can't stand that voice, it's worse than Stuga's.

    Having done the Murkmire quest on a few characters I don't have to hear her too often but I do avoid her on other characters. The only saving grace is that she doesn't follow you around like Stuga. Stuga is a bit of a stalker, if you haven't taken the Orisinium quest she will hunt you down.
  • RoyalFruitBat
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    Ardaghion wrote: »
    My vote goes for the “How would you like to do something worthwhile?” woman who lurks near wayshrines.

    I really hated Stuga until this woman from Cyrodillic Collections showed up. I just can't stand that voice, it's worse than Stuga's.

    She REALLY bugs me. She’s the kind of person who leaves aromatherapy fliers underneath your windshield wipers while you’re in the grocery store. Or the type who tries to stop you and ask you personal questions when you’re in a hurry.
  • Soundso
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    Mud from Gothic is the most annoying NPC in gaming history. Nothing in ESO comes even close to him. Stuga is surely annoying but she don't follow you around and open a dialogue each few minutes like Mud. This idiot even wants to talk while you are in a fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkx-t4D3UU
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  • Gariele
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    Stuga is definitely number one. But the npc that yells at you when you travel to Murkmire is for sure a close 2nd
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  • RoyalFruitBat
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    Oh, another one is the woman in Wrothgar who says “Fool girl! She’ll get herself killed!” She’s not as noxious, though.
  • Roxie5D
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    My personal pet peeve is the Prophet.

    He lets me leave the Harborage, patting myself on the back for a job well done, and just reach the closest city before he pops up with: "Vestige, we must speak. Come to the Harborage at once."
    "But I was just there!"

    Pretty much this!

    And when doing Murkmire : “Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles.”


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    SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold “citizen”.

    That one.
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  • LadySinflower
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    How about when you go to Kenarthi's Roost and are just minding your own business when that dumb ghost pops up? "Halt! Come no closer!" So you go in the opposite direction and guess who shows up in your path 30 seconds later? "Halt! Come no closer!" Super annoying.

    And I truly hate that dog in Daggerfall.
  • Asha_11_ESO
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    Zalapu, I would put you in those damn stockades if I could. You've been going on about the Wood Elf known as Finedrin strealing rotten tomatoes and other refuse...for years now.

    I had to relocate all my characters from Rawl'kha, to Vivec City, so they could do their writs and banking in peace!
  • bakthi
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    I usually get a good laugh out of "HAIL MIGHTY WARRIAH!" as I fly past a few points in Summerset. There's also an NPC that repeats herself very often about hiding from rats (I think she's near a skyshard or something).

    The funniest thing - and I've only had this happen on one character - is if you fly past the Hooded Figure quickly enough, she says something really passive-aggressive about being able to entertain herself, since you're so busy.
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  • RoyalFruitBat
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    How about when you go to Kenarthi's Roost and are just minding your own business when that dumb ghost pops up? "Halt! Come no closer!" So you go in the opposite direction and guess who shows up in your path 30 seconds later? "Halt! Come no closer!" Super annoying.

    YES!! Which reminds me of "Halt! Go no further until you've spoken with me!" and also "SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold, citizen!"
  • VaranisArano
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    Roxie5D wrote: »
    My personal pet peeve is the Prophet.

    He lets me leave the Harborage, patting myself on the back for a job well done, and just reach the closest city before he pops up with: "Vestige, we must speak. Come to the Harborage at once."
    "But I was just there!"

    Pretty much this!

    And when doing Murkmire : “Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles.”


    "Oh, Guleesh! Such things you say."

    Thanks. I think I'd only just managed to scrub that conversation from my brain. :lol:
  • Ardan147
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    I would have to say the guy in/just outside Riften who says "Hold! I was sent for you," and then follows you around as long as you remain in the area. I'll be looking through the guild traders there and he'll be following me around from trader to trader just standing over me.

    Stuga may be really annoying when she runs up to you and yells "Do you know how long I've been looking for you!" (and there is more than one place where it happens) but I don't remember her actually following me around everywhere.
    This creature called a songbird. What a devious creation! This winged nuisance erodes sanity with its incessant chirping. What a brilliant form of torture!
  • Ardaghion
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    Ardan147 wrote: »
    I would have to say the guy in/just outside Riften who says "Hold! I was sent for you," and then follows you around as long as you remain in the area. I'll be looking through the guild traders there and he'll be following me around from trader to trader just standing over me.

    Stuga may be really annoying when she runs up to you and yells "Do you know how long I've been looking for you!" (and there is more than one place where it happens) but I don't remember her actually following me around everywhere.

    Yeah, the guy in Riften will find you in or outside the town. I noticed that if I go to drop off daily writs and ignore him, he will stand near me for a minute or so and then run off.

    The thing with Stuga is you don't always know where she is and she seems to just pop up behind you when you least expect it. At least the other lady stands in one spot and if you stay far enough away she won't open her mouth.
  • Dojohoda
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    Poor Stuga. As a Magika Nightblade, Stuga is my favorite NPC.
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  • r34lian
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    Stop talking *** about mah bae stuga <3
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  • Ackwalan
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    The Augur is the worst. He is a mix of Jar Jar and a 5 year old that only knows 1 joke.
  • Megatto
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    Stuga and that woman that OP mentioned... Why does ZO$ have to make these annoying NPC's that hunt the player down? Just let us seek out these quests when we want to do them!!!
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  • Thorntongue
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    Come on, a lot of you would love to have a woman like Stuga nag you. Any woman! :p
  • Wayshuba
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    Stuga without question.

    I am so tired of hearing, "I've been looking for you" that I sometimes pick up the quest on my alts just so she will leave me the heck alone.
  • ankeor
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    Bera Moonsmith from Fighers Guild.
    "Comrade, I have an urgent message for you."
    No! It has been years and even if it was it is not urgent anymore. So stop following me!

    And Augur. Ugh. Couldn't stop talking.
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