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You know you are addicted to ESO when . . .
Inaya
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You are driving to work, see an add on the side of the road for spices and the first thing you think of is "those damn dragons won't drop anything but the recipe for the green ones for me"
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✭✭✭✭✭you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower
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Aelorin✭✭✭✭✭You are biking, see a tree and think: Oh, that one looks just like the one I planted in my new home (in ESO).And so the Elder Scrolls foretold.You will be shy, and I will be bold.12 -
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✭✭✭✭✭when you call your boss in the morning and tell him you can't come to work today because getting in your car is impossible when you're stuck in combat
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Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.13 -
peoplething✭✭✭you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower
I've done this sooo many times.you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower
So.
Many.
Times.
how about "you know you're addicted when the devs unload a massive dooker on all your builds and you shrug and 'adapt'."
yes, I'm still bitter9 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You are on the elliptical at the gym and realize your Stamina bar is empty."Get off my lawn!"12 -
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✭rotaugen454 wrote: »You are on the elliptical at the gym and realize your Stamina bar is empty.
What's an elliptical?
No, no, scrap that. What's a gym?
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✭✭✭✭✭you go to your bank and ask the banker to give you your best armor because you have to run a trial in 10minTherealHämähäkki10 -
nryerson1025✭✭✭✭after a sleepless night of eso, you're commuting to work and mistake a water tower for a skyshard13 -
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✭nryerson1025 wrote: »after a sleepless night of eso, you're commuting to work and mistake a water tower for a skyshard
OMG I did this the other day on the way home from work. There was one off in the distance and "ooo skyshard"Edited by Inaya on July 12, 2019 2:03PM7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You take your dogs on separate walks because you are only allowed one non-combat pet at a time."Get off my lawn!"24 -
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✭When you see a guy running on a treadmill at the gym and think, "That guy has OP sustain."15 -
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✭✭✭✭✭MentalxHammer wrote: »When you see a guy running on a treadmill at the gym and think, "That guy has OP sustain."
And you start demanding that his gym clothes set is nerfed."Get off my lawn!"22 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I keep trying to cast Destructive Touch at people in line in front of me who are taking too longEnjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"17 -
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✭✭✭When my wife asks me to unload the dishwasher I crouch to go into sneak mode.
Run run but you can't hide lol"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"- Sons of the Night Mother | VforVendetta | Grownups Gaming EU | English Elders [PS][EU] 2500 CP
- Daggerfall's Mightiest | Eternal Champions | Legacy | Tamriel Melting Pot [PS][NA] 2300 CP
- SweetTrolls | Spring Rose | Daggerfall Royal Legion | Tinnitus Delux [PC][EU] 2525 CP
- Bacon Rats | Silverlight Brotherhood | Canis Root Tea Party | Vincula Doloris [PC][NA] 2300 CP
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✭✭... you scream "learn to play" at bad drivers.
EU/PC (GER) - Healermain since 2014 - 50305 Achievement Points - Youtube (PvE Healing Guides, Builds & Gameplay)25 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You watch an hour long television program, then get upset that Amazon didn’t drop off some free packages for watching it."Get off my lawn!"12 -
Darkhorse1975✭✭✭✭✭I bought some quest symbol stickers and stuck one above my house door. Ahhhh, I'm home, quest completed!
This sticker would work well for the entrance to work...
Master Craftsman!38 -
hexnotic✭✭✭✭You know that you're addicted to TESO when you're about to go out of town, so you ask your partner to refresh your research timer on Jewelry crafting in the next 19 hours and they tell you "No, I'm not supporting your filthy habbit."
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