You know you are addicted to ESO when . . .

Inaya · July 2019

You are driving to work, see an add on the side of the road for spices and the first thing you think of is "those damn dragons won't drop anything but the recipe for the green ones for me"

Tycleton · July 2019

So which mount were you driving?

Hämähäkki · July 2019

you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower

rotaugen454 · July 2019

You refer to your family members as “alt characters”.

Aelorin · July 2019

You are biking, see a tree and think: Oh, that one looks just like the one I planted in my new home (in ESO).

pdblake · July 2019

I've not been out of the house in weeks. Every time I try to open the front door it's somehow just out of range.

BomblePants · July 2019

When you need to get some money out of the bank and look around for Ezabi....

Hämähäkki · July 2019

when you call your boss in the morning and tell him you can't come to work today because getting in your car is impossible when you're stuck in combat

yodased · July 2019

peoplething · July 2019

Hämähäkki wrote: »

you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower

I've done this sooo many times.

Hämähäkki wrote: »

you pass a blue flower and instantly stop, because it could be a cornflower

So.
Many.
Times.

how about "you know you're addicted when the devs unload a massive dooker on all your builds and you shrug and 'adapt'."

yes, I'm still bitter

peoplething · July 2019

happens so often I had to say it twice

rotaugen454 · July 2019

You are on the elliptical at the gym and realize your Stamina bar is empty.

pdblake · July 2019

rotaugen454 wrote: »

You are on the elliptical at the gym and realize your Stamina bar is empty.

What's an elliptical?

No, no, scrap that. What's a gym?

Hämähäkki · July 2019

you go to your bank and ask the banker to give you your best armor because you have to run a trial in 10min

nryerson1025 · July 2019

after a sleepless night of eso, you're commuting to work and mistake a water tower for a skyshard

Inaya · July 2019

nryerson1025 wrote: »

after a sleepless night of eso, you're commuting to work and mistake a water tower for a skyshard

OMG I did this the other day on the way home from work. There was one off in the distance and "ooo skyshard"

rotaugen454 · July 2019

You take your dogs on separate walks because you are only allowed one non-combat pet at a time.

MentalxHammer · July 2019

When you see a guy running on a treadmill at the gym and think, "That guy has OP sustain."

rotaugen454 · July 2019

MentalxHammer wrote: »

When you see a guy running on a treadmill at the gym and think, "That guy has OP sustain."

And you start demanding that his gym clothes set is nerfed.

Nestor · July 2019

I keep trying to cast Destructive Touch at people in line in front of me who are taking too long

MJallday · July 2019

When my wife asks me to unload the dishwasher I crouch to go into sneak mode.

redlink1979 · July 2019

MJallday wrote: »

When my wife asks me to unload the dishwasher I crouch to go into sneak mode.

Run run but you can't hide lol

Dragneel1207 · July 2019

When I check my watch to feed horses

FakeFox · July 2019

... you scream "learn to play" at bad drivers.

Willard · July 2019

Waiting at the DMV I keep thinking "This may be an unusually long wait time!"

rotaugen454 · July 2019

You watch an hour long television program, then get upset that Amazon didn’t drop off some free packages for watching it.

rotaugen454 · July 2019

FakeFox wrote: »

... you scream "learn to play" at bad drivers.

I prefer to yell “Git gud!”

MJallday · July 2019

flagpoles lit up at night are not flagpoles, they are skyshards.

Darkhorse1975 · July 2019

I bought some quest symbol stickers and stuck one above my house door. Ahhhh, I'm home, quest completed!

This sticker would work well for the entrance to work...

MJallday · July 2019

redlink1979 wrote: »

MJallday wrote: »

When my wife asks me to unload the dishwasher I crouch to go into sneak mode.

Run run but you can't hide lol

tbh i try but then i get stuck in combat perminantly.

hexnotic · July 2019

You know that you're addicted to TESO when you're about to go out of town, so you ask your partner to refresh your research timer on Jewelry crafting in the next 19 hours and they tell you "No, I'm not supporting your filthy habbit."