"I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
―Sotha Sil
In this new update we having introduced queuing: you queue to get online, you queue to update your sales history, you queue to get into a queue for the queuing system, and then you queue to get into Cyrodiil where we've restricted access to the extent that there will only be you, the guy the with hammer, and 7,000 people in a queue. Later, when you want to run a dungeon, we'll place you in a queue! Despite all that queuing, sometimes our servers might get overloaded (in an unforeseen and unforeseeable way), so you'll also be the recipient of random loading screens - but fear not! There's a queuing system to get out of those! Because we know queues can be frustrating, we have introduced ESO-themed crossword puzzles on our loading screens.
For 1,000 Crowns, we'll even give you the answers to each puzzle. You'll just have to, er, queue for a bit while we process your request.