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1) My friend named his extra short, extra old and ugly Bosmer "The Elder Squirrel"
2) Another friend named their Necromancer "Phil E Yak"
3) Saw a guy with a Necromancer "Dude wheres my Corpse"
4) Another friend had a Argonian named "Never Wipes" (Trial reference tsk tsk!) He also named his guild "Sloading Screens"
Can't remember other ones that made me LOL.
Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV
I smile when I see names from Forgotten Realms in ESO.
Once I saw red gal with name It's-me-Imoen. That was fantastic feeling, though owner vanished in wayshrine, before I had a chance to send a whisper.
If you don't know who is Imoen, well, I envy you because there are 2 absolutely great games (one of them in top10 metacritic all-time), which you can play for the first time.
My former guild leader's wife, in ESO as in LOTRO, uses names like EhEffKay. (I forget exactly how she spells it, but the point is the phonetic reading.) This was, of course, quite confusing when we first raided together.
I had Ron Jeremy's Camera Man, George W Kush, George W Ambush. Zo$ made me change them all.
Leader of Grail Knights Solo and Small PvP Guild
Stamplar: Karl Franz of the Empire | MagPlar: Leoncoeur the Lionhearted
MagDk: Witch King Malekith | StamDk: Archaon
MagSorc: G W Kush | StamSorc: Fully-Torqued Orc
StamNb: Trout | MagBlade: The Red Duke
StamDen: Jerome James | MagDen: Dips-the-Copenhagen
YT https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCumzaR-HESaBhPPtBbB1gzw
I want someone to name their necro Blighted Blastbones so my death recap says Blighted Blastbones' Blighted Blastbones.
There's a few good Orc names, like Orcson Wells, Orc From Ork and Banannahammorc. Also saw Bigus Stickus once. They had a staff. And several variants of Runs-With-Scissors. Unfortunately, Fountain Exhibitionist wasn't at the Daggerfall fountain. Someone called sendmehelp was begging for gold in Auridon chat. Daddy's Dumpster was begging for something else in Glenumbra chat. Waiting for a Redguard necromancer to be called Breaking The Lore (because of all the people saying you couldn't/shouldn't be a Redguard necro).
East Clintwood
Centurion Biggus Di**us (I still wonder its still not changed by zos after years)
George W Ambush
Saddam Sustain
S'hiet Shield
Erects-Your-Spines
Sturdy-Son-Of-A-Birch
I have my nightblade Rage Awakened, originally Chosen because of Kingdom hearts but apparently rage inducing enough if you Play her as ganker.
Politeness is respecting others.
Courage is doing what is fair.
Modesty is speaking of oneself without vanity.
Self control is keeping calm even when anger rises.
Sincerity is expressing oneself without concealing ones thoughts.
Honor is keeping ones word.
I got a couple pun/pop culture reference chars...see sig...
The one name that stuck with me though was someone called "hold me closer tiny ganker"...
Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP
Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD