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Names that make you smile/lol

  • Donny_Vito
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    r34lian wrote: »

    Hilarious!
  • ghastley
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    I won't mention Basilisk Rathbone, because that might reveal my age.
  • jnjdun_ESO
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    Years ago a guildie made a character named *** T. Baggins.

    Zos changed it :(
    Giggle Purrz'Pantz Khajiit Templar
    Fuzzy Jenna'Tullz Khajiit DK
    Eileen U'Lickette Bosmer Sorc
    Ginny Fleasly Khajiit NB
    Jenny Tull'Whortz Bosmer baby NB
  • Skinzz
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    Just saw someone named gaylord the fabulous...
    Anybody got a group? LFG, anybody? Hello?
  • AnonomissX
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    1) My friend named his extra short, extra old and ugly Bosmer "The Elder Squirrel"

    2) Another friend named their Necromancer "Phil E Yak"

    3) Saw a guy with a Necromancer "Dude wheres my Corpse"

    4) Another friend had a Argonian named "Never Wipes" (Trial reference tsk tsk!) He also named his guild "Sloading Screens"

    Can't remember other ones that made me LOL.
    Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV
  • FrancisCrawford
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    1. I have a weird fondness for the PC/NA DC PvPer's name "Ned Stark's Head".

    2. Before the crafting bag, people made a lot of Argonian muless with names like "Holds-All-Runes".

    3. I like own Khajit thief name "Grumpy Ex Wood Elf".
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Aurielle wrote: »
    I enjoy the “from Accounting” meme. Not as much as “Wanda From Sales” though. :D

    What are those in homage to?
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Swims-with-Fishes
    Stands-inRed-Circles

    both Argonians of course. (they have the best names)

    The one I remember was simply Stands-In-Red. Funny indeed.
  • Cadbury
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    The name Cadbury always brings a smile to my face.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • MartiniDaniels
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    I smile when I see names from Forgotten Realms in ESO.

    Once I saw red gal with name It's-me-Imoen. That was fantastic feeling, though owner vanished in wayshrine, before I had a chance to send a whisper.
    If you don't know who is Imoen, well, I envy you because there are 2 absolutely great games (one of them in top10 metacritic all-time), which you can play for the first time.
  • barney2525
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    I just saw... I-R-S


    :#
  • FrancisCrawford
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    My former guild leader's wife, in ESO as in LOTRO, uses names like EhEffKay. (I forget exactly how she spells it, but the point is the phonetic reading.) This was, of course, quite confusing when we first raided together. :)
  • AlienSlof
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    ghastley wrote: »
    I won't mention Basilisk Rathbone, because that might reveal my age.

    That I get this one shows my age too! :D
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Aznarb
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    Just encountered : "Raise funny Zombie"
    Funny name ^^

    [ PC EU ]

    [ Khuram-dar ]
    [ Khajiit ]
    [ Templar - Healer ]
    [Crazy Gatherer & Compulsive Thief]

  • FatelessLava
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    The one I remember was simply Stands-In-Red. Funny indeed.

    Was that PC/NA by chance? If so I vaguely remember having a character name close to that if not that, before I renamed it.
  • Trout1996
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    I had Ron Jeremy's Camera Man, George W Kush, George W Ambush. Zo$ made me change them all.
    Leader of Grail Knights Solo and Small PvP Guild
    Stamplar: Karl Franz of the Empire | MagPlar: Leoncoeur the Lionhearted
    MagDk: Witch King Malekith | StamDk: Archaon
    MagSorc: G W Kush | StamSorc: Fully-Torqued Orc
    StamNb: Trout | MagBlade: The Red Duke
    StamDen: Jerome James | MagDen: Dips-the-Copenhagen
    YT https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCumzaR-HESaBhPPtBbB1gzw
  • Seraphayel
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    Ice_Wallow_Come is definitely the best from that video. :D
    Edited by Seraphayel on June 30, 2019 8:13AM
    PS5
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    Aldmeri Dominion
    - Khajiit Arcanist -
  • Jaimeh
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    A funny one that comes to mind is a sorc named 'John Trabolta' :smiley:
  • Skorro
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    Trout1996 wrote: »
    I had Ron Jeremy's Camera Man, George W Kush, George W Ambush. Zo$ made me change them all.

    ah sorry you had to change, they were awesome! :D
  • zvavi
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    Plz Fix Blastbones
  • Monte_Cristo
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    I want someone to name their necro Blighted Blastbones so my death recap says Blighted Blastbones' Blighted Blastbones.
    There's a few good Orc names, like Orcson Wells, Orc From Ork and Banannahammorc. Also saw Bigus Stickus once. They had a staff. And several variants of Runs-With-Scissors. Unfortunately, Fountain Exhibitionist wasn't at the Daggerfall fountain. Someone called sendmehelp was begging for gold in Auridon chat. Daddy's Dumpster was begging for something else in Glenumbra chat. Waiting for a Redguard necromancer to be called Breaking The Lore (because of all the people saying you couldn't/shouldn't be a Redguard necro).
  • robpr
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    East Clintwood
    Centurion Biggus Di**us (I still wonder its still not changed by zos after years)
    George W Ambush
    Saddam Sustain
    S'hiet Shield
    Erects-Your-Spines
    Sturdy-Son-Of-A-Birch
  • Sanguinor2
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    I have my nightblade Rage Awakened, originally Chosen because of Kingdom hearts but apparently rage inducing enough if you Play her as ganker.
    Politeness is respecting others.
    Courage is doing what is fair.
    Modesty is speaking of oneself without vanity.
    Self control is keeping calm even when anger rises.
    Sincerity is expressing oneself without concealing ones thoughts.
    Honor is keeping ones word.
  • corpseblade
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    Mud-Flea-on-a-Guar

    Argonian necro. She is very annoying.
  • Pelican
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    There was a necro called Napoleon Bone Apart
    PC NA - EP Solo PvP Player
    https://www.youtube.com/c/pelicaneso
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  • Undefwun
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    I got a couple pun/pop culture reference chars...see sig...

    The one name that stuck with me though was someone called "hold me closer tiny ganker"...
    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • BigBragg
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    My evening is complete. I just had the honor of giving a werewolf bite to Snarls Barkly.
  • Sapphire_Lily
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    There's a Khajiit called Tony the sex offender in Auridon that I cannot decide if it's humorous or just vulgar.
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Right after Elsweyr launched I found someone named My Chemical Necromance. Best name I've seen thus far.
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