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Did zos pull a apirl fool's joke?

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https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    lol joke.

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  • ManwithBeard9
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    Judging by this thread https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/466255/official-discussion-thread-for-announcing-alfiq-outfits-for-the-bethesda-gear-store and Gina's emotes, yes.
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    Tasear wrote: »
    https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

    O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?

    Click through and try to buy one for $100,000... ;)

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    Raammzzaa wrote: »
    Tasear wrote: »
    https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

    O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?

    Click through and try to buy one for $100,000... ;)
    I was disappoint. Owning one of these would have been a good excuse to get a cat.
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Raammzzaa wrote: »
    Tasear wrote: »
    https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

    O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?

    Click through and try to buy one for $100,000... ;)
    I was disappoint. Owning one of these would have been a good excuse to get a cat.

    I'd wear it myself.
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    I have to admit i fell for it, I think I may also be falling for the "No Maintenance This Week" at the forums headline.
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    It may be a joke, but that's the most adorable thing I've ever seen
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    Santie Claws already preordered. He’ll be devastated. :(
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    supaskrub wrote: »
    I have to admit i fell for it, I think I may also be falling for the "No Maintenance This Week" at the forums headline.

    That one's pretty obvious. I expect server will be down all day tomorrow.
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    I want two, at least they will lie down on my keyboard in style.
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    A few add-ons have gotten in on the fun, as well. Lazy Writ Crafter is saying every thing takes "Jester Hats" to craft today. lol
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    Available for only 100 gold? What a bargain! B)
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    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/3045/2256/products/image_7_600x900.png?v=1553875658
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    It's no joke. I bought 2 already and even the mall allows access to my cats.
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    I wish it was not a joke though!
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    My Karth Winter Pup just loves his Bethesda Gear. Such a wonderful blend of fabrics and fashion and absolutely no night terrors.

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    They really could sell these if nothing else make the plushies or something.
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    Alfiq plushies!!! I'd throw my whole wallet at screen for it!
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    Raammzzaa wrote: »
    Tasear wrote: »
    https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

    O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?

    Click through and try to buy one for $100,000... ;)

    I wonder what the Ausies would say in their currency for that. Or is that the normal price? :D
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
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    It's a joke, but I somehow wish it was true.
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    BETTER NOT BE A JOKE BECAUSE I WOULD THROW MONEY AT THEM TO BUY THOSE FOR MY CATS!

    EDIT: THEIR LOSS.
    Edited by Kuramas9tails on April 1, 2019 6:17PM
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      Would much rather have the bull**** they are proposing for skyshards revealed as an April Fool.
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      lol
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      I'm holding out for the armor.....

      https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+armor+jeff+de+boer&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-1-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjIs9aA0K_hAhUBnlkKHdqxDKEQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1233&bih=703
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      Duplicate post....
      Edited by JKorr on April 1, 2019 7:34PM
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      Tasear wrote: »
      https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/55993

      O.O jokes seem to go over my head ... someone tell me joke or not?

      Have you seen this game's cash shop?
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      OFC it is a joke.... but i would buy it ... seems better in terms of quality than nylon bags or plastic bottles :wink:
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      HOW DARE THEY MAKE SUCH A CRUEL JOKE. GIVE MEH MUH KITTY CLOTHES ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!
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