Funniest thing ive seen for a while..

Sanctuary_Reaper
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Zos you come in for a lot of stick from a lot of players on the forum (me included) but the Pay To Lose in the crown store made me proper belly laugh, thankfully i had just swallowed my mouth full of tea, otherwise there would be tea all over my new 32" gaming monitor, Proper Funny.
  • Jimmy
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    Explain. Pics...
    What??
    I'm at work. I'm an app generation, impatient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.
    Edited by Jimmy on March 21, 2019 6:34PM
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  • BomblePants
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    The heading of the page the stick mounts are in, in the crown store reads: ‘Pay To Lose’....I belly laughed too....
    Edited by BomblePants on March 21, 2019 6:30PM
  • coop500
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    Jimmy wrote: »
    Explain. Pics...
    What??
    I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.

    They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.
    Hoping for more playable races
  • Sanctuary_Reaper
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    coop500 wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Explain. Pics...
    What??
    I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.

    They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.

    But funny, c'mon man.
  • Alucardo
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    I have to admit, I had a bit of a chuckle at the category name 'Pay to lose'
  • Enemoriana
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    coop500 wrote: »
    They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.
    But you can sprint (with using horse stamina, not yours!). Use rapid maneuver also.
    So only no training speed.
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: all sets crafting hub at Rosewine Retreat inn room, Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, minstrel personality, molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • Jayne_Doe
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    coop500 wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Explain. Pics...
    What??
    I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.

    They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.

    But funny, c'mon man.

    Agreed, and they're labeled "novelty" so really anyone expecting something otherwise was fooling themselves. The regular run animation is hilarious and spot on! And, I didn't like the sprint animation at first, as you just put the stick "mount" over your shoulder and start running. But, as another player pointed out in another thread, it's more like your player gets tired of going so slow and so slings it over his shoulder and just starts sprinting.

    I dunno - to each his own. But I appreciate (and love) these mounts for what they were intended to be: novelty items for the Jesters Festival.
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