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Funniest thing ive seen for a while..
Sanctuary_Reaper
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Zos you come in for a lot of stick from a lot of players on the forum (me included) but the Pay To Lose in the crown store made me proper belly laugh, thankfully i had just swallowed my mouth full of tea, otherwise there would be tea all over my new 32" gaming monitor, Proper Funny.
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✭The heading of the page the stick mounts are in, in the crown store reads: ‘Pay To Lose’....I belly laughed too....Edited by BomblePants on March 21, 2019 6:30PM -
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✭✭Explain. Pics...
What??
I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.
They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.Toon list:
PC NA:
Chip Ahoy: Magicka Templar khajiit WW healer and crafter of metals, clothes, leather and wood
Rose Scale: Magicka Nightblade argonian WW DPS and 'evil' toon (steals stuff from barrels)
Snip Ahoy: Stamina Dragonknight khajiit WW tank
Walks-Through-Corn: Magicka Templar argonian Vampire tank and also cooks food
Snowy Kitten: Magicka Sorcerer khajiit WW healer and also makes glyphs
Valerie Ahoy: Stamina Nightblade khajiit WW DPS/tank
Mixes-With-Mud: Stamina Warden khajiit WW DPS and also mixes potions
Tyrenan: Magicka Warden khajiit healer
Always-Brings-Light: Magicka Dragonknight argonian WW DPS
Howls-At-Moons: Stamina Warden argonian WW healer
Giggles-At-Everything: Stamina Sorc argonian WW DPS
Hugger-Of-Griffons: Stamina DK argonian WW poison focused DPS and ring/necklace crafter.
Wishlist from ZOS: Chestnut Unicorn mount and the Lilmothiit race, would definitely pay 10K crowns or even 20K crowns for it. -
Sanctuary_Reaper✭✭✭✭✭Explain. Pics...
What??
I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.
They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.
But funny, c'mon man. -
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But you can sprint (with using horse stamina, not yours!). Use rapid maneuver also.They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.
So only no training speed.PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru
Houses: The Erstwhile Sanctuary. Everybody is welcomed! Here is video.
All luxury furniture displayed in my Mournoth Keep (open house). "Decorator" default!. Feel free to come and take a look yourself before spending money. -
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✭✭Sanctuary_Reaper wrote: »Explain. Pics...
What??
I'm at work. I'm an app generation, in-patient, millennial that needs instant screenshots.
They're selling fake mounts for 900 crowns/350 crown gems for a stick mount that you can't sprint on nor does it use your mount training speed, so it's very slow and useless.
But funny, c'mon man.
Agreed, and they're labeled "novelty" so really anyone expecting something otherwise was fooling themselves. The regular run animation is hilarious and spot on! And, I didn't like the sprint animation at first, as you just put the stick "mount" over your shoulder and start running. But, as another player pointed out in another thread, it's more like your player gets tired of going so slow and so slings it over his shoulder and just starts sprinting.
I dunno - to each his own. But I appreciate (and love) these mounts for what they were intended to be: novelty items for the Jesters Festival.
