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Well, this is awkward... (Huntsman Cuirass (female)) Please fix!

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  • haelene
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    ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »
    Regardless of what someone "sees" when they look at the breast plate, I think placing the spikes on it in that particular position looks tacky anyway. It's just bad design? I don't get why someone would even make the decision to choose that placement. The rest of the armor looks amazing, but I'm totally turned off by the spikes on the breastplate because...well, they just look stupid.

    QFT.

    It just looks bad.
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    zaria wrote: »
    Drummerx04 wrote: »
    I don't see the problem
    Neither do I.
    No you will not want spikes like that on an real armor as it can trap an sword rather than glance off.

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  • max_only
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Jhalin wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    These comments are so creepy and xtremely immature, wow....

    I'll never stop being amazed and disappointed by how people see crap like that and get uncomfortable with it.

    First of all it's just armor.
    Second, it's not explicit in the slightest.
    Third, do women even exist in your lives?
    Fourth, go out more lol.

    How old are you people?

    Uh...adult women and men are allowed to giggle at their pointy bits!

    Adult? So why the rampant discomfort people express here?

    Feels like most people just hit their puberty and never seen a naked woman's body.

    Or... and consider... pointy bits on the nip area of armor are weird and awkward visuallly

    You want weird and awkward visuals in this game? Check out what I did with this Ivory furnishing.

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    It’s historically accurate.
    Edited by max_only on February 23, 2019 12:55PM
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  • Starlock
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    These comments are so creepy and xtremely immature, wow....

    I'll never stop being amazed and disappointed by how people see crap like that and get uncomfortable with it.

    First of all it's just armor.
    Second, it's not explicit in the slightest.
    Third, do women even exist in your lives?
    Fourth, go out more lol.

    How old are you people?

    Fifth, maybe stop being obsessed with sex all the time.

    I don’t get it either, @Nyladreas
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    These comments are so creepy and xtremely immature, wow....

    I'll never stop being amazed and disappointed by how people see crap like that and get uncomfortable with it.

    First of all it's just armor.
    Second, it's not explicit in the slightest.
    Third, do women even exist in your lives?
    Fourth, go out more lol.

    How old are you people?

    I am female. That's why I look at this eyesore of an armor piece and wonder what the designers were thinking.

    Total Recall, maybe? https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/fanboys_force_total_recal
  • ezio45
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    Zos supposed doesn't change motifs after there in game. Because it will upset ppl...

    But let's just nerf skills into the ground every patch... That's fine. Won't upset anyone :D
  • Imryll
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    So ZOS really needs to start designing armor/unisex costumes for females first and adapt them for male characters rather than vice versa as they're clearly doing now.
  • Bouldercleave
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    ChunkyCat wrote: »
    Omnia wrote: »
    Who designed this chest piece?!


    Some gamer nerd.

    As opposed to a professional athlete?


    ALL things in a game were designed by a "gamer nerd"
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    Grandma wrote: »
    my eyes are up here.
    don't listen? stab with boobs. power move my friend.

    Epic, I wonder how that would look in the Death Recap :P
  • Wildberryjack
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    I'm female IRL and this doesn't bother me TBH. I have that motif and was thinking of putting it on my female toon. This won't stop me from doing so, I really think it looks fine *shrug*
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  • doomette
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    Caligamy_ESO wrote: »
    Now just put on an ebonshadow shield and you got it all :D
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    Now I need to make one of those and name it something scandalous and punny.

  • VexingArcanist
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    Omnia wrote: »
    I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! :o "

    I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
    @ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?
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    I don't even see why they put the boney extrusions in the chest area for the female piece. That does look VERY awkward.
    Edited by VexingArcanist on February 23, 2019 7:27PM
  • Suddwrath
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    max_only wrote: »

    It’s historically accurate.

    When I woke up this morning I did not expect to learn about prehistoric "toys" in the ESO forums...but here we are.

    I can't say that I'm even surprised at this point.
  • Nyladreas
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    jainiadral wrote: »
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    These comments are so creepy and xtremely immature, wow....

    I'll never stop being amazed and disappointed by how people see crap like that and get uncomfortable with it.

    First of all it's just armor.
    Second, it's not explicit in the slightest.
    Third, do women even exist in your lives?
    Fourth, go out more lol.

    How old are you people?

    I am female. That's why I look at this eyesore of an armor piece and wonder what the designers were thinking.

    Total Recall, maybe? https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/fanboys_force_total_recal

    I don't think gender makes it any different. You're just thinking about normal things in sexual and wrong ways.

    It's armor. It's not supposed to be anything else. Just cause you chose to see unsexual things sexually, doesn't mean someone intended that.

    Sigh.......

    And I'm saying this as an extremely sexual person. I just see things for what they are not what they could be. As any truly mature person would. Also.... W T F is that link even..
    Edited by Nyladreas on February 24, 2019 11:01AM
  • r34lian
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    Oh yeah this thread is intriguing ^_^
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  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    What a strange thread...
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  • Jeremy
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    Omnia wrote: »
    I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! :o "

    I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
    @ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?
    glfsgKS.jpg




    Well I can see some benefits. Having horns growing out of the breast guards might discourage groping and other forms of sexual harassment.
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    you do realize this is an M rated game so 18+...im amazed there are evne underwear present and honestly this feels sometimes like a game for kids in terms of lackings...also why are you bother how ur character looks in front? u see its butt 80% of the time anyway and nobody stares at ur front side anyway...let aside closely inspecting for groping and other ideas...seriously stop the jJgzfZz.jpg cuz its ruining this game.
    Edited by xenowarrior92eb17_ESO on February 24, 2019 1:48PM
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    Jeremy wrote: »
    Omnia wrote: »
    I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! :o "

    I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
    @ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?
    glfsgKS.jpg




    Well I can see some benefits. Having horns growing out of the breast guards might discourage groping and other forms of sexual harassment.


    Interesting idea. Perhaps Ill get some spiked armor for my Altmer to wear when he visits the home funishing vendor in Alinor.

    She seems to be fairly aggressive in her groping and sexual advances to him.

    No, I am not making this up, I have screen shots to prove it. I kept them in case I decided to make a report to the Divine Prosecution, but I havent because my Altmer seems to enjoy it :p

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  • IzzyStardust
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    Ooh! Is a bit nippy out here! So say my nips! xD
  • InvictusApollo
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    I totally agree with the OP. We should remove those breastplates and let the boobies be free! #FreeTheBoobies
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    Omnia wrote: »
    I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! :o "

    I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
    @ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?
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    How bout no i specifically wanted the huntsman chest for these extra spike nubins.

    Why dont you remove the niprings from orc medium armors
    Edited by Mettaricana on February 26, 2019 11:09AM
  • profundidob16_ESO
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    TRIPLE *** ARMOR !! LMAO =P
  • AbysmalGhul
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    I'll take an extra nip in exchange for ZOS removing flaps and hip plates B)
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