Well, this is awkward... (Huntsman Cuirass (female)) Please fix!

Omnia

I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! "

I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
@ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?

alexj4596b14_ESO

If they move the bone to upper part of the Brest area it would look better anyway.

mairwen85

2 more nubbins and its fit for khajiit... Know what I mean?

Lyserus

Nope sry ZOS never change their art after it go publish

And you are a huntswoman ffs, the least you can do is show your prey those hmm, nipular look-alikes before you kill them

eklhaftb16_ESO

Udderly fascinating.

Hm... perhaps it would look better if there were three in a row instead of two?

alexj4596b14_ESO

Lol, I mean if I was in the altered version of the Brest plate with bones on upper area. I'd so use it as a weapon if someone ever tried to grab me.

"Grip head - slam into bones in Brest plate. Pull head off Brest plate. While Brest plate with napkins. Step over body and buy another drink."

Jhalin

*flashbacks of Assassin’s League Cuirass*

Konstant_Tel_Necris

Good protection against unwanted touching, why you against this?

LordTareq

So prudish. Be glad of your 'sensual' armour.

Tryxus

Purple Nurple?

Suddwrath

Am I the only one who sees a smug face rather than ***?

Chicharron

Omnia wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! "

I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
@ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?

Just because YOU imagine something else, do you want them to change the design? lol

Grandma

my eyes are up here.
don't listen? stab with boobs. power move my friend.

Sevalaricgirl

Damn, I laughed so hard almost choked on dinner!

VaranisArano

SaltySudd wrote: »

Am I the only one who sees a smug face rather than ***?

Not until you pointed it out. Now I can't unsee it.

Its not the first one in the game though. The Xivkyn heavy cuirass always looked like a face to me.

Drummerx04

I don't see the problem

Cpt_Teemo

Reminded me of Amiri from Pathfinder

zaria

Drummerx04 wrote: »

I don't see the problem

Neither do I.
No you will not want spikes like that on an real armor as it can trap an sword rather than glance off.

Relevant

ChunkyCat

Omnia wrote: »

Who designed this chest piece?!

Some gamer nerd.

Dithieon

It's quite titillating ,I must say.

Slack

Tryxus wrote: »

Purple Nurple?

Reminds me of a very old supernatural episode

Katahdin

Seriously, Who thought that was a good idea?

Mattock_Romulus

Mooooooo

Kram8ion

Does it come with a pump? And is this the introduction of children in eso?

SFDB

"Funny, they weren't there until I went into Frostvault..."

MovesLikeJaguar

C'mon. Next you're gonna be asking ZoS to remove breast-shaped armored tops, since metal armor is not supposed to be designed to look like breasts (more labor intensive for no benefit). Maybe it kinda looks like *** on the lowest graphical setting, so what, it's not and it doesn't look like that unless you squint.

Mr_Walker

Winter is definitely coming....

max_only

New major adornment category: tassels

Sylvermynx

Winter is already here where I live.... 3 feet of snow behind the house, 4 foot berms along the path to the main gate, 5 foot berms where the plow has been keeping the road more or less clear.... Best winter we've had in a decade!

Don't any of you actually preview motifs before you plunk down for them?

max_only

Really though, can they be recolored? Maybe the problem is the color. Or is it like the fur on most Crown Store motifs, undyeable

SirMewser

Omnia wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to post this seeing as it could be considered crafting or outfit system, but it's more of a.."Who designed this chest piece?! "

I was re-outfitting one of my alts and wanted to try the Huntsman Cuirass. But I as soon as I put it on, I noticed its "extra feature(s)" and now I can't bring myself to wear it.
@ZOS_GinaBruno - Can we please remove the extra?? ... ahem.. pieces?

Two *** nips per boob for you kind sir.