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100 things noob does in eso!!
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jainiadral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭R1ckyDaMan wrote: »67: Runs Dolmens like a zombie all day instead of actually playing the game.
oh 68: assuming your playstyle is the only one.
We must all be noobs here
85. Leaves zone chat open.
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Katahdin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Doesn't pick up loot then complains about no gold
Tries to sell bound items, trophies, armor, weapons to other players
Goes to Craglorn on day one and does not understand why they are one shot by everything
Asks for people to level them in Skyreach for free
Begs for gold for first mount
Golds out stamina set staff or magicka set bow and tries to sell in chat
Buys armor and weapons from NPC vendors
Runs across map because wayshrines are too expensive
Asks how to find alchemy, wood, cloth nodesEdited by Katahdin on February 19, 2019 11:59PMBeta tester November 20133 -
Girl_Number8✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Probably having fun since they haven't invested a great deal of time or money into the game as of yet.
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Elsterchen✭✭✭✭✭
✭86. Wanders aimlessly in Alik'r unable to get back to Glenumbra.
87. Wanders aimlessly around daggerfall territory without ever finding a way to alik'ir Thats how I did it... I had to port to a guildie to find it.
88. Start clapping and cheering when they see someone solo a dolmen ...
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Elsterchen✭✭✭✭✭
✭69 posts stuff about noobs on the forum to avoid looking like a noob
Well, its important... eso is not a toddler anymore and you know with age comes expectations. Many of us are veteran noobs (well at least I consider myself (edit: and many ppl I met in eso
) one) and the newbies always want to play with the big kids.
Lets give them a chance if they are willing to read, laugh and make their very own noobish things.
Edited by Elsterchen on February 19, 2019 6:47PM1 -
jainiadral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Elsterchen wrote: »86. Wanders aimlessly in Alik'r unable to get back to Glenumbra.
87. Wanders aimlessly around daggerfall territory without ever finding a way to alik'ir Thats how I did it... I had to port to a guildie to find it.
88. Start clapping and cheering when they see someone solo a dolmen ...
Heh, I didn't even know the Alik'r was a DC map until I was well into Cadwell's Silver-- on a DC toon 3 -
Thlepse✭✭✭Sees you standing semi afk in Wayrest, duels you even though he's lvl 28 and you're max cp with full legendary armor, gets one shoted and starts blaming you for cheating.7 -
Dread_Guy✭✭✭✭✭Accidently steals items around guild traders"My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)2 -
skrvbb10rd✭✭✭90: Not buying from guild traders because I thought the vendors were only for people in that guild
"get out of my swamp!" - Get-Out-My-Swamp, 2018.11 -
Sevalaricgirl✭✭✭✭✭A lot of what some of you are saying is truly insulting to new players and not true. Some of what you are saying is what vets do. End.4
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p00tx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Intentionally queues into vet Bloodroot as a dps in Reactive and Chudan, then uses Radiant Oppression as their spammable and runs from my orbs, all while being at CP 810.
:'( 
"Noob" isn't restricted to a level.Edited by p00tx on February 20, 2019 12:04AMPC/Xbox NA
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Katahdin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Levels to CP 160 in Skyreach/dolmens.
Ques into vet dlc dungeon without ever running it on normal in green under level armor they picked up from dropsEdited by Katahdin on February 20, 2019 12:11AMBeta tester November 20131 -
p00tx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Accidently steals items around guild traders
Okay, I'm nearly CP 1100 and I still do that more often than I care to admit. Especially when grabbing the undaunted daily from Maj Al Ragoth in Wayrest. It's the same stupid sword every time too.PC/Xbox NA
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✭@VDoom1
Tip: guards can't swim. In Vivec City, Vvardenfell there are guards who stand dangerously close to the water. And we have some abilities to push a target. Try that, it's fun.11. Attacking guards thinking they can kill them. Yeah nope they are like invulnerable, I haven't seen one get killed ever. They don't die, they kill you.
12.One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Sick&tired of being kicked off from your house when you complete a dungeon? ComingBackHome addon is what you need!
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VDoom1✭✭✭✭✭@VDoom1
Tip: guards can't swim. In Vivec City, Vvardenfell there are guards who stand dangerously close to the water. And we have some abilities to push a target. Try that, it's fun.11. Attacking guards thinking they can kill them. Yeah nope they are like invulnerable, I haven't seen one get killed ever. They don't die, they kill you.
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Hehe sounds fun indeed. xDWe Fight For Cyrodiil.
We fight for The Daggerfall Covenant.
We fight for The Aldmeri Dominion.
We fight for The Ebonheart Pact.
We fight for Tamriel!CP 1200+
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Imperial Dragonknight
Khajiit Necromancer
Altmer Templar | Dunmer Nightblade
Khajiit Nightblade | Argonian Dragonknight
Altmer Sorcerer | Breton Nightblade
Nord Warden | Dunmer SorcererGuild - Priests Of Hircine
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AndyMac✭✭✭✭✭92. Believing beating Molag Bal will actually make the slightest difference to the game afterwards.Andymac - Magicka DK - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror3 -
Coatmagic✭✭✭✭✭
✭Awe, well, we were all new once upon a time. Though anyone in since beta, has probably had a much different experience than new folks coming to the game now xD
I'll just leave this here:
Believing everything everyone says in zone chat.
...because...
Not bothering to actually read anything about the game or look up information on how things work.
^^ Pet peeve, and beginning to run out of patience with people expecting that someone in game will explain every last thing to them. WTAF? o.O My first MMO, my roommates set me up, then showed me to Allah's so if I had questions, I could look it up.
Have to fight these lil buggers for the chitin, also, on the newby islands, these lil buggers have quite nice gearrusselmmendoza wrote: »Fight the mudcrabs.
Guilty. Have done this when low on funds even as a vet (maxed bank/bag space, plenty of alts for mule space) because LaZy.Selling materials to vendors
OMG ITempPlayer wrote: »Actually spend time in tutorial. the tutorial (prison) because it reminds me of the beginning.
Guilty. In fact, it was just recently that took the auto repair addon off xD10. Wasting gold repairing gear. You get new gear all the time from quests, dungeons, world bosses etc. Unless you got end game gear at 160CP, don't bother repairing it. You will get new gear, save your gold.
Was in Vvard during the event, and a new person was asking how to join the Dark Brotherhood. Someone very kindly told them to attack a guard. I was the only person to whisper them how to actually join the DB xD11. Attacking guards thinking they can kill them. Yeah nope they are like invulnerable, I haven't seen one get killed ever. They don't die, they kill you.
B-but, how else to get the 'Slaughtered' achiev..?13. Swimming in deep water. Don't do it, like ever. Right outside a city is fine, but more major rivers or lakes nope. The slaughterfish will get ya.
Level how you want. But, seriously, new people jumping straight to dolmens to get max level (not learning how to play) just so they can jump right into cyro or group content (not knowing how to play) PL'ing is PL'ing. I get it that questing is not for everyone, but don't be 'that guy'. Learn your class, please. PS: Personally, I think it's a huge waste of money to buy this game just for the PvP or the group dungeons, so when I see new people PL'ing to jump straight to, I tend to cringe reguardless.14. lvling things by doing quests instead of dolmen (but i have to say aslong as u do those quests for the first time thats allright unless u skip dialoge and stuff)
LOL, funny, I been doing that since beta xD42. Just enjoying the game without thinking too much about it.
Still do this now, I did stop for a while, but at max cp and for what I do in game, it doesn't really matter where I put them xDI think i'll put points equilally into Health, Stamina and Magicka so im ready for anything.
^I did that starting out. Have a laugh.
As others have said, pretty sure this happens to anyone who does daily writs on more than one char...Accidently steals items around guild traders
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basketcaseNZ✭✭Enjoying the dungeons instead of racing headlong through them as fast as they possibly can. Stoopid noobs.0
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RebornV3x✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭anyone below CP 160 doing vet dungeonsXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.0 -
ihazzit✭✭✭- PvE over-penetration
- Dons impen armor in PvE
- Gain confidence, hope, and positive expectations when they first attempt vMA after beating nMA
- Pays any attention to zone chat
- Stands really far away in PvP zerg battles only to run and up and help attack low health players and then runs away again
- Can't figure out how to get out of Cyrodiil
- Uses emotesIf you are angry about anything in this game you are only punishing yourself.0
