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100 things noob does in eso!!

r34lian
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1.think it's like skyrim.
2000 CP • 18 Maxed Characters • 6 Altmers • 7 Redguards • Necromancer Orc • Warden Dunmer • DK Nord • DK Imperial • Templar Breton
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    at a place nobody knows
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    ok
  • Knootewoot
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    2. Attacking a door keep in PvP with light attacks
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
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    Let's put all these points in health, most important.
    Gonna spend some in magicka and stamina later on.

    Reinforced, more armor, best trait!

    lll
    "I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
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    Fight the mudcrabs.
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    2. Attacking a door keep in PvP with light attacks
    PvDoor is to hard
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    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    Selling materials to vendors
  • TempPlayer
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    Actually spend time in tutorial.
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    7. Oh this Coldfire Ballista hits so hard, I'm gonna use it to shoot here and there. The owner won't be mad for sure.
    Say no to Toxic Casuals!
    I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.


    "Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
  • Noctus
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    8. "im gonna be a werewolf for the passives"
    Edited by Noctus on February 19, 2019 6:23AM
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    9. Making more than one crafting character.

    Tip: motifs/recipes are not account wide (yes even crown ones), learn all of them on one character.

    10. Waiting until later to research traits

    Tip: research them ASAP, being able to transmute in the future is worth it

    11. Paying to teleport aka fast travel

    Tip: if you are in a guild you can continually teleport to guild members for free. Be sure to actually click on the wayshrine to get free shrine to shrine teleporting.
    Edited by max_only on February 19, 2019 5:11PM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Noctus
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    max_only wrote: »
    8. Making more than one crafting character.

    Tip: motifs/recipes are not account wide, learn all of them on one character.

    9. Waiting until later to research traits

    Tip: research them ASAP, being able to transmute in the future is worth it

    10. Paying to teleport aka fast travel

    Tip: if you are in a guild you can continually teleport to guild members for free. Be sure to actually click on the wayshrine to get free shrine to shrine teleporting.

    hey max could u change numbers pls i made 8 allready ;D
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    Noctus wrote: »
    8. "im gonna be a vampire/werewolf for the passives" (not knowing that u need to equip a spell of that skill line to benefit from it)

    Not in vampire.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    max_only wrote: »
    Noctus wrote: »
    8. "im gonna be a vampire/werewolf for the passives" (not knowing that u need to equip a spell of that skill line to benefit from it)

    Not in vampire.

    9. Thinks you need to equip vampire skill to get passives.
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    Noctus wrote: »
    8. "im gonna be a vampire/werewolf for the passives" (not knowing that u need to equip a spell of that skill line to benefit from it)
    There was a time when ZoS fiddled with that idea in the past, so it's not entirely untrue, but rather outdated info. I am referring to vampirism passives of course.

    It's since been changed to be based on your vampirism stage instead.
    Edit: Fixed the quote. D'oh!
    Edited by Rygonix on February 19, 2019 6:24AM
    Ceres Des Mortem-Dark Elf Templar, EP
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    Rygonix wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    8. "im gonna be a vampire/werewolf for the passives" (not knowing that u need to equip a spell of that skill line to benefit from it)
    There was a time when ZoS fiddled with that idea in the past, so it's not entirely untrue, but rather outdated info. I am referring to vampirism passives of course.

    It's since been changed to be based on your vampirism stage instead.

    That wasn’t me who said that.
    Noctus wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    8. Making more than one crafting character.

    Tip: motifs/recipes are not account wide, learn all of them on one character.

    9. Waiting until later to research traits

    Tip: research them ASAP, being able to transmute in the future is worth it

    10. Paying to teleport aka fast travel

    Tip: if you are in a guild you can continually teleport to guild members for free. Be sure to actually click on the wayshrine to get free shrine to shrine teleporting.

    hey max could u change numbers pls i made 8 allready ;D

    But your number 8 was incorrect
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    max_only wrote: »
    Rygonix wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    8. "im gonna be a vampire/werewolf for the passives" (not knowing that u need to equip a spell of that skill line to benefit from it)
    There was a time when ZoS fiddled with that idea in the past, so it's not entirely untrue, but rather outdated info. I am referring to vampirism passives of course.

    It's since been changed to be based on your vampirism stage instead.

    That wasn’t me who said that.
    Noctus wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    8. Making more than one crafting character.

    Tip: motifs/recipes are not account wide, learn all of them on one character.

    9. Waiting until later to research traits

    Tip: research them ASAP, being able to transmute in the future is worth it

    10. Paying to teleport aka fast travel

    Tip: if you are in a guild you can continually teleport to guild members for free. Be sure to actually click on the wayshrine to get free shrine to shrine teleporting.

    hey max could u change numbers pls i made 8 allready ;D

    But your number 8 was incorrect

    my bad
    Edited by Noctus on February 19, 2019 6:30AM
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    10. Wasting gold repairing gear. You get new gear all the time from quests, dungeons, world bosses etc. Unless you got end game gear at 160CP, don't bother repairing it. You will get new gear, save your gold.

    11. Attacking guards thinking they can kill them. Yeah nope they are like invulnerable, I haven't seen one get killed ever. They don't die, they kill you.

    12. Swimming in deep water. Don't do it, like ever. Right outside a city is fine, but more major rivers or lakes nope. The slaughterfish will get ya.

    13. In Cyrodiil when sieging shooting the stairs or the door instead of the wall. You shoot where you see a health bar, period.
    Edited by VDoom1 on February 19, 2019 6:32AM
    We Fight For Cyrodiil.
    We fight for The Daggerfall Covenant.
    We fight for The Aldmeri Dominion.
    We fight for The Ebonheart Pact.
    We fight for Tamriel!
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    Grand Master Crafter | Tamriel Hero
    Imperial Dragonknight
    Khajiit Necromancer
    Altmer Templar | Dunmer Nightblade
    Khajiit Nightblade | Argonian Dragonknight
    Altmer Sorcerer | Breton Nightblade
    Nord Warden | Dunmer Sorcerer
    Guild - Priests Of Hircine
    ESO Since 2014
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    Fight the mudcrabs.
    I fight them all the time chitin is needed for crafting writs
    Edited by cjhhickman39 on February 19, 2019 6:32AM
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    14. lvling things by doing quests instead of dolmen (but i have to say aslong as u do those quests for the first time thats allright unless u skip dialoge and stuff)
    Edited by Noctus on February 19, 2019 6:34AM
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    15. Quits and goes back to Fortnite
    Edited by Ohtimbar on February 19, 2019 6:40AM
    forever stuck in combat
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    15. Makes a forum discussion with at least two exclamation marks in the title. ;)
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
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    16. Queues to tank without SnB or any taunt skill.
    Edited by Demra on February 19, 2019 6:52AM
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    17. cries about cloak
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    18. Cries over dk reflect wings.
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    19. Mindlessly collects everything thinking at some point will find a chest to dump unlimited items into (expecting to find such a chest in the free inn room). Cries/complains in forum when finding out you have to buy upgrades to bag/bank and expensive chests that only hold a few items.
    20. Searches for physical pickaxe before attempting to harvest metal/jewelry nodes.
    21. Can't find the horse they bought (or the game came with) so they get angry about being ripped off and walk everywhere.

    **All of which I was guilty of for at least a short time when starting the game**
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    Has know idea of where the bank is and all the uses of it. Guilty
  • KittyHazWares
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    Thinks a “tank” classifies any heavy armor character

    >> This goes out to the 50k health altmer heavy armor “tank” with 2 bow bars
    Edited by KittyHazWares on February 19, 2019 8:18AM
    Xbox One NA
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    22. Buys ESO+ when nothing works as it supposed to.
    23. Plays PvP in weekends primetime.
    Edited by KoultouraS on February 19, 2019 8:19AM
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    My favorite is watching them try to fight the guards instead of running away! I guess I shouldn't enjoy that but I do.
    PC/NA/EP ✌️
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