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100 things noob does in eso!!
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lillybit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Playing in first person
Not using food/potions
Using mismatched armour and weapons with no set bonuses - or - all slots with the same set
Joining a guild and not using traderPS4 EU0 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭31. Joins a siege group in PvP and does not siege
32. Joins a siege group in PvP and sieges with fire balista which does half the damage
33. Joins a siege group in PvP and steals sieges instead of buying themEdited by Knootewoot on February 19, 2019 9:33AM٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."5 -
Elsterchen✭✭✭✭✭
✭34. Tries to takkle the first worldboss they meet singlehandedly
35. Gets furious at the main quest line beeing solo instances
36. Gets their first good purple gear and sets off for MA ... veteran Version, ofc!
37. Craft their first own set at crafting stations in town ... and are deeply suprised when their guild mates laugh at them.
38. Never uses food or drinks, because they won't starve anyways.
Edited by Elsterchen on February 19, 2019 9:44AM1 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not use food in a vet dungeon
Complain about slow horse; refuse to do intro to Cyrodiil quest for free rapids
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!4 -
MartiniDaniels✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Matches everything to WoW. Denies everything that can't be matched to WoW.1 -
Soundso✭✭✭✭42. Just enjoying the game without thinking too much about it.Yours faithfully,
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VDoom1✭✭✭✭✭43. Queuing as a tank in dungeons without any taunt skill unlocked or slotted.
44. Going as tank in dungeons and not taunting.
This post is fun. xD
Edited by VDoom1 on February 19, 2019 10:02AMWe Fight For Cyrodiil.
We fight for The Daggerfall Covenant.
We fight for The Aldmeri Dominion.
We fight for The Ebonheart Pact.
We fight for Tamriel!CP 1200+
Grand Master Crafter | Tamriel Hero
Imperial Dragonknight
Khajiit Necromancer
Altmer Templar | Dunmer Nightblade
Khajiit Nightblade | Argonian Dragonknight
Altmer Sorcerer | Breton Nightblade
Nord Warden | Dunmer SorcererGuild - Priests Of Hircine
ESO Since 2014
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StrafeSinnlos✭✭✭45. Golds out non-set weapons cause they heard somewhere that weapons should be gold quality.
46. Doesn't lock good gear and deconstructs it by mistake.
47. Ignores crafting surveys - "what use is another 3-mat node anyway, and I have to look for it?"
48. Doesn't use any potions except restore health like in Skyrim.9 -
commdt✭✭✭✭49. Ignoring skills entirely (because there are so many skills and so few skillpoints so why bother) doing dungeons by just shooting light attacks with their bow (because range = safety) and in heavy armor of course (because better safe then sorry)Edited by commdt on February 19, 2019 10:10AMRawr8 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭51. Equips a shield on the main hand, and proceeds to be confused as to how they will kill things now (yes, it took me a ridiculous amount of time to catch up to main hand/off hand weapons
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VaxtinTheWolf✭✭✭✭✭Something that I remember seeing in a Dungeon Finder Group;
- An individual running away from one stray basic enemy, back into previously cleared tunnels during a Veteran Elden Hollow dungeon run..
And something that I remember I did in the early launch days;
- All I had were 2 Nightblades. I remember Burglers from LOTRO. I tried to imitate stealth play similar to that, and thinking attacking from behind provided bonus damage.|| AD - Rah'Jiin Lv50 Khajiit Nightblade (Damage) || EP - Generic Argonian Lv50 Argonian Nightblade (Tank) || DC - Zinkotsu Lv50 Breton Nightblade (Healer) ||
|| DC - Ja'Kiro Feral-Heart Lv50 Khajiit Dragonknight (Damage) || EP - VaxtinTheWolf Lv50 Redguard Templar (Tank) || AD - Velik Iranis Lv50 Dark Elf Sorcerer (Tank ) ||
|| EP - Einvarg The Frozen Lv50 Nord Warden (Tank/Healer) || EP - Keem-Ja Lv4 Argonian Necromancer (Healer/Tank) ||PC - North American Server (Champion 1300+)2 -
D0PAMINE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I think i'll put points equilally into Health, Stamina and Magicka so im ready for anything.
^I did that starting out. Have a laugh.7 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭StrafeSinnlos wrote: »46. Doesn't lock good gear and deconstructs it by mistake.
Even happens to vets 😪
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"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."9 -
thorwyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭52. Nuke, Dot, LA an afk player in a dungeon because you think it's a mob
53. Act as if nothing happened afterwards
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon6 -
RANKK7✭✭✭✭✭
✭StrafeSinnlos wrote: »45. Golds out non-set weapons cause they heard somewhere that weapons should be gold quality.
I did that. Inferno staff of nothing, sharpened (trait at least was good back then) with a gold glyph of poison.
I think I picked the rune for the glyph based on name preference.
And I was very proud to have crafted my powerful weapon.
I thought I've been the only one doing that, nice to hear from you! xd
Edited by RANKK7 on February 19, 2019 11:18AMlll
"I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
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max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭55. buying bag space/ bank space from the crown store
56. Buying from the crown store without researching if it can be earned in game and then getting mad when you learn it can be
#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom3 -
zvavi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭58. Doesn't use add-ons
59. Never blocks.
60. Doesn't stack mobs (by running to the other side of the world).
61. Runs if tank dies and the boss focuses them.
62. Thinks that the fact they take damage and stand in the front lines makes their role tank.
63. Never slots self heals.
64. Stands in stupid.
65. Stands in stupid some more.
66. Expects healer to heal them when they stand in stupid.8 -
R1ckyDaMan✭✭✭✭67: Runs Dolmens like a zombie all day instead of actually playing the game.Edited by R1ckyDaMan on February 19, 2019 11:25AM21 -
Monte_Cristo✭✭✭✭✭
✭Soul19reaper wrote: »1.think it's like skyrim.
There was a guy in Gold coast a month or 2 back asking at what level we learn the shouts. I told him this was set before Skyrim and shouting hadn't been invented yet.10 -
LizardThixvim✭✭✭68: Sieges bridges or milegates in pvp for 40 mins when it takes 10 seconds to repair it2 -
Monte_Cristo✭✭✭✭✭
✭LadySinflower wrote: »19. Mindlessly collects everything thinking at some point will find a chest to dump unlimited items into (expecting to find such a chest in the free inn room). Cries/complains in forum when finding out you have to buy upgrades to bag/bank and expensive chests that only hold a few items.
20. Searches for physical pickaxe before attempting to harvest metal/jewelry nodes.
21. Can't find the horse they bought (or the game came with) so they get angry about being ripped off and walk everywhere.
**All of which I was guilty of for at least a short time when starting the game**
I didn't know that mounts were account wide originally. Was trying to save up the 10k for my 2nd toon's mount before I found that out.2 -
AcadianPaladin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sees my elf riding her mare at a walk (instead of running) and asks how to do that. Seriously - been asked numerous times about that over the years from players that do not realize you actually can walk in ESO. Lol.PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo0 -
Na0cho✭✭✭R1ckyDaMan wrote: »67: Runs Dolmens like a zombie all day instead of actually playing the game.
it takes less than one play session to get lvl50 if done correctly(dolmens are actually slower than other methods) why would I ever want to level 15 characters the slow way?
after the first 5 characters it just gets MORE mindnumbingly boring to NOT do dolmens.
oh 68: assuming your playstyle is the only one.1
