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Nerf nightblades
KhajiitFelix
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Bob is playing nightblade
Also Jack is playing sorc
If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
This is unfair to Jack
Also Jack is playing sorc
If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
This is unfair to Jack
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max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Op, Is that a haiku?
My name is rogue
I like to sneak
And in the dark
I take a peek
If you make sparkles
Under your feet
Or in the sky
You got a treat
DoT, AOE
And Magelight too
There are plenty of counters
Available to you.Edited by max_only on February 5, 2019 7:41AM#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom108 -
Vapirko✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Is this a haiku?
My name is rogue
I like to sneak
And in the dark
I take a peek
If you make sparkles
Under your feet
Or in the sky
You got a treat
DoT, AOE
And Magelight too
There are plenty of counters
Available to you.
This might be iambic pentameter but haiku is 5-7-5 syllable lines?5 -
Seraphayel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭KhajiitFelix wrote: »Bob is playing nightblade
Also Jack is playing sorc
If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
This is unfair to Jack
How many melons does Kathy have? More than two...
This reminds me of text questions in a math test.PS5EUAldmeri Dominion- Khajiit Arcanist -5 -
Trinity_Is_My_Name✭✭✭✭✭
✭Heck, lets just say it. Remove PVP from the game and all these Nerf threads stop.24 -
lakaisl✭✭✭Since when does a DoT help against cloak?
Nice poem xDEdited by lakaisl on February 5, 2019 7:31AM4 -
max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Is this a haiku?
My name is rogue
I like to sneak
And in the dark
I take a peek
If you make sparkles
Under your feet
Or in the sky
You got a treat
DoT, AOE
And Magelight too
There are plenty of counters
Available to you.
This might be iambic pentameter but haiku is 5-7-5 syllable lines?
I thought op offered up a haiku and it was slam poetry night.
Nightblades are pretty annoying but I have the most fun on my Dragonknight
My name’s dk
When I come to play
Babes take a sip
You’re here to stay
Break free, roll dodge
Break free again
Think you’re safe?
I’ll chain you in.
I’ve got cc
Out the wazoo
I’ll use these skills
To troll you#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom20 -
Seraphayel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I'm a Sorc
I love to streak
As far as this
Great mountain's peak
Can do this well
Because you know
As top dog player
I wear Mother's Sorrow
And if you ever
Come close to me
My frags so nice
Gonna break your knee
Still not enough
You say? Dual wield?
I grin and laugh,
I got a shield.
PS5EUAldmeri Dominion- Khajiit Arcanist -19 -
Wuuffyy✭✭✭✭✭
✭I suck at poetry but I love this please post more content everyone.Edited by Wuuffyy on February 5, 2019 8:51AMWuuffyy,
WEREWOLF FINALLY GOT A REWORK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (sorry I mean... NERF WW, one-bar BAD, DESTROY one-bar builds)
ESO player since 2014 (Xbox and PC for PTS)
-new players, feel free to DM for guidance!2 -
phermitgb✭✭✭✭✭I chase the meta
developers change the game
my tears flow freely"There is no correct resolution; It's a test of character."
James T. Kirk16 -
steven22✭✭✭Nice poem.
Edited by steven22 on February 5, 2019 9:12AMMain - Char : Dandriil - Tamriel Hero, Explorer, Stormproof,Overlord
Nightblade since Beta , ESO Plus , PC EU
Proud Magicka Nightblade0 -
IlCanis_LupuslI✭✭✭✭✭Please make alll Nerf threads like this please :-D
Xbox-EU-AD
Khajiit Night blade Healer(BiS for cuteness)-Flawless Conquerer Grand Overlord
Khajiit Stamsorc Werewolf, Flawless Conquerer (1st attempt ww form during the entire dungeon) main
Khajiit(Master Race) Templar Healer, Flawless Conquerer
Khajiit Stam dk, Flawless conquerer, 2nd attempt
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQhCmVHwZioVyTEDberxGtA?view_as=public
Werewolf Veteran player, Since Wrathstone-DLC "Raid-Wolf", 50k dps with fracture, Pvp Healer.5 -
IlCanis_LupuslI✭✭✭✭✭Just ignore them. Any halfwhat competent nb can reset the fight whenever he wants so simply dont fight them, Ignore them a nb cloaking every 5 seconds doesnt do damage anyway, troll him by blocking and immideatly ccing him when he comes out of cloak. Thats how i do it and it works perfecly. Treat them as if they dont exist and youll be fine
Xbox-EU-AD
Khajiit Night blade Healer(BiS for cuteness)-Flawless Conquerer Grand Overlord
Khajiit Stamsorc Werewolf, Flawless Conquerer (1st attempt ww form during the entire dungeon) main
Khajiit(Master Race) Templar Healer, Flawless Conquerer
Khajiit Stam dk, Flawless conquerer, 2nd attempt
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQhCmVHwZioVyTEDberxGtA?view_as=public
Werewolf Veteran player, Since Wrathstone-DLC "Raid-Wolf", 50k dps with fracture, Pvp Healer.4 -
max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom6 -
Vildebill✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭There was a stamblade by the name Bill
Who was waiting to do a gank behind a hill
But when he did his surprise attack
He got stuck in his butt crack
And saw his own blood spillEU PC4 -
dovakiin5574✭✭✭✭✭Nightblade oh Nightblade
How I give my time to thee
Ignoring that Lusty Argonian Maid
As we do PvP you see
Vet dungeons and trials
Oh Sap Tank that is OP
Oh you have walked so many miles
Wearing only the shoes of PvEPAPSMEAR - Positively Against Paws SMEAR campaign - Say YES to crown crates7 -
OFFL1MIT✭✭✭KhajiitFelix wrote: »Bob is playing nightblade
Also Jack is playing sorc
If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
This is unfair to Jack
Pff what an easy situation. I play with sorc and all you have to do playing against nightblades to have good crit resistances, atleast 20k of phys and spell res and u just keeep up haunting curse on them so they wont cloack away really far and do normal damage, they fall like leaves. My real strugle playing with sorc is dragonknights, they just melt me. So everyone has weaknesses get over it nerf lord
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max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My name is warden 👏 👏
I do okay 👏👏
If you come near me👏👏
You’re here to stay 👏👏
I freeze you to 👏👏
The spot with ease 👏👏
I block your view 👏👏
With giant trees 👏👏
You call for nerfs 👏👏
They try and try 👏👏
All your changes 👏👏
Make Magdens cry 👏👏#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom19 -
Oreyn_Bearclaw✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Poetry aside, I will say this. First, I play more sorc than nightblade in PVP, (more NB than sorc in PVE), but I have a pretty good handle on both. Second, I believe NBs, particularly stamina NBs, to be the most OP class in PVP, assuming they are in capable hands. Third, if I have to fight a cloak blade in open world (dueling is a different story), I prefer to do it on my sorc. My shields can handle their burst 1v1, and I have class tools to handle cloak.
Sorcs have been turned upside down in the last year, but one thing they are good a doing is catching NBs because of curse. As long as you cast it every time they appear, you will never lose one. There is no greater feeling in all of Cyrodiil than watching a low health NB try to cloak away, only to have your curse proc your execute and watch them appear as a pile of dust. Haha.Edited by Oreyn_Bearclaw on February 5, 2019 10:31PM5 -
therift✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭How shall I gank thee? Let me count the ways.
I shall gank thee from the tree and from the rock
And from wherever surprise attack may reach
I shall strike that stunning blow.
I shall gank thee from the tower and the breach
And from the zerg's hindmost rank I snipe
In the safety of forty meter range I shall rain
Poison arrows from my master bow.
Nerf me or nerf me not it matters not at all
I can always disappear y'all.
Ok, kind of fell apart at the end, but what the hell.
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Thogard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Those aren’t haikus
Pay more attention in school
You dumdumsPC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo
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YouTube: http://youtube.com/c/thogardpvp5 -
El_Borracho✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭RIP @KhajiitFelix. Killed by a nightblade. Now he demands vengeance against all nightblades. Just another day on ESO4 -
Shardaxx✭✭✭✭✭Jack can win lots with a few detect pots.PS4 - Europe - Shardaxx - Wood Elf Nightblade - Aldmeri Dominion4 -
Idinuse✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭No no no. NO! Bob died to an Altmer Templar and an Altmer Sorcerer .
Nerf their Classes and Race.
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Best Thread in this forum ever, niceley done guys 
