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Nerf nightblades

KhajiitFelix
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Bob is playing nightblade
Also Jack is playing sorc
If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
This is unfair to Jack
  • max_only
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    Op, Is that a haiku?

    My name is rogue
    I like to sneak
    And in the dark
    I take a peek

    If you make sparkles
    Under your feet
    Or in the sky
    You got a treat

    DoT, AOE
    And Magelight too
    There are plenty of counters
    Available to you.
    Edited by max_only on February 5, 2019 7:41AM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • BrokenString
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    max_only wrote: »
    Is this a haiku?

    My name is rogue
    I like to sneak
    And in the dark
    I take a peek

    If you make sparkles
    Under your feet
    Or in the sky
    You got a treat

    DoT, AOE
    And Magelight too
    There are plenty of counters
    Available to you.

    This is so beautiful
  • Vapirko
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    max_only wrote: »
    Is this a haiku?

    My name is rogue
    I like to sneak
    And in the dark
    I take a peek

    If you make sparkles
    Under your feet
    Or in the sky
    You got a treat

    DoT, AOE
    And Magelight too
    There are plenty of counters
    Available to you.

    This might be iambic pentameter but haiku is 5-7-5 syllable lines?
  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    LOL! Another Nerf thread. Say it ain't so!
  • Seraphayel
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    Bob is playing nightblade
    Also Jack is playing sorc
    If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
    This is unfair to Jack

    How many melons does Kathy have? More than two...

    This reminds me of text questions in a math test.
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    Aldmeri Dominion
    - Khajiit Arcanist -
  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    Heck, lets just say it. Remove PVP from the game and all these Nerf threads stop.
  • lakaisl
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    Since when does a DoT help against cloak?

    Nice poem xD
    Edited by lakaisl on February 5, 2019 7:31AM
  • olsborg
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    Cloak deals alot of dmg........

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    PvP only
  • max_only
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    Is this a haiku?

    My name is rogue
    I like to sneak
    And in the dark
    I take a peek

    If you make sparkles
    Under your feet
    Or in the sky
    You got a treat

    DoT, AOE
    And Magelight too
    There are plenty of counters
    Available to you.

    This might be iambic pentameter but haiku is 5-7-5 syllable lines?

    I thought op offered up a haiku and it was slam poetry night.

    Nightblades are pretty annoying but I have the most fun on my Dragonknight

    My name’s dk
    When I come to play
    Babes take a sip
    You’re here to stay

    Break free, roll dodge
    Break free again
    Think you’re safe?
    I’ll chain you in.

    I’ve got cc
    Out the wazoo
    I’ll use these skills
    To troll you
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Seraphayel
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    I'm a Sorc
    I love to streak
    As far as this
    Great mountain's peak

    Can do this well
    Because you know
    As top dog player
    I wear Mother's Sorrow

    And if you ever
    Come close to me
    My frags so nice
    Gonna break your knee

    Still not enough
    You say? Dual wield?
    I grin and laugh,
    I got a shield.


    PS5
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    Aldmeri Dominion
    - Khajiit Arcanist -
  • Komputerheld
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    <3 Best Thread in this forum ever, niceley done guys :)
  • Wuuffyy
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    I suck at poetry but I love this please post more content everyone.
    Edited by Wuuffyy on February 5, 2019 8:51AM
    Wuuffyy,
    WW/berserker playstyle advocate (I play ALL classes proficiently in PvP outside of WW as well)
    ESO player since 2014 (Xbox and PC for PTS)
    -DM for questions
  • phermitgb
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    I chase the meta

    developers change the game

    my tears flow freely
    "There is no correct resolution; It's a test of character."
    James T. Kirk
  • steven22
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    Nice poem. :)
    Edited by steven22 on February 5, 2019 9:12AM
    Main - Char : Dandriil - Tamriel Hero, Explorer, Stormproof,Overlord

    Nightblade since Beta , ESO Plus , PC EU

    Proud Magicka Nightblade
  • IlCanis_LupuslI
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    Please make alll Nerf threads like this please :-D
    Cp 1490
    Xbox-EU-AD
    Khajiit Night blade Healer(BiS for cuteness)-Flawless Conquerer Grand Overlord
    Khajiit Stamsorc Werewolf, Flawless Conquerer (1st attempt ww form during the entire dungeon) main
    Khajiit(Master Race) Templar Healer, Flawless Conquerer
    Khajiit Stam dk, Flawless conquerer, 2nd attempt
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQhCmVHwZioVyTEDberxGtA?view_as=public
    Werewolf Veteran player, Since Wrathstone-DLC "Raid-Wolf", 50k dps with fracture, Pvp Healer.
  • IlCanis_LupuslI
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    Just ignore them. Any halfwhat competent nb can reset the fight whenever he wants so simply dont fight them, Ignore them a nb cloaking every 5 seconds doesnt do damage anyway, troll him by blocking and immideatly ccing him when he comes out of cloak. Thats how i do it and it works perfecly. Treat them as if they dont exist and youll be fine
    Cp 1490
    Xbox-EU-AD
    Khajiit Night blade Healer(BiS for cuteness)-Flawless Conquerer Grand Overlord
    Khajiit Stamsorc Werewolf, Flawless Conquerer (1st attempt ww form during the entire dungeon) main
    Khajiit(Master Race) Templar Healer, Flawless Conquerer
    Khajiit Stam dk, Flawless conquerer, 2nd attempt
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQhCmVHwZioVyTEDberxGtA?view_as=public
    Werewolf Veteran player, Since Wrathstone-DLC "Raid-Wolf", 50k dps with fracture, Pvp Healer.
  • max_only
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    phermitgb wrote: »
    I chase the meta

    developers change the game

    my tears flow freely

    MeanRewardingEquine-size_restricted.gif
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Vildebill
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    There was a stamblade by the name Bill
    Who was waiting to do a gank behind a hill
    But when he did his surprise attack
    He got stuck in his butt crack
    And saw his own blood spill
    EU PC
  • dovakiin5574
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    Nightblade oh Nightblade
    How I give my time to thee
    Ignoring that Lusty Argonian Maid
    As we do PvP you see
    Vet dungeons and trials
    Oh Sap Tank that is OP
    Oh you have walked so many miles
    Wearing only the shoes of PvE
    PAPSMEAR - Positively Against Paws SMEAR campaign - Say YES to crown crates
  • OFFL1MIT
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    Bob is playing nightblade
    Also Jack is playing sorc
    If Bob is cloaking, Jack is dead
    This is unfair to Jack

    Pff what an easy situation. I play with sorc and all you have to do playing against nightblades to have good crit resistances, atleast 20k of phys and spell res and u just keeep up haunting curse on them so they wont cloack away really far and do normal damage, they fall like leaves. My real strugle playing with sorc is dragonknights, they just melt me. So everyone has weaknesses get over it nerf lord
  • max_only
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    My name is warden 👏 👏
    I do okay 👏👏
    If you come near me👏👏
    You’re here to stay 👏👏

    I freeze you to 👏👏
    The spot with ease 👏👏
    I block your view 👏👏
    With giant trees 👏👏

    You call for nerfs 👏👏
    They try and try 👏👏
    All your changes 👏👏
    Make Magdens cry 👏👏
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    Poetry aside, I will say this. First, I play more sorc than nightblade in PVP, (more NB than sorc in PVE), but I have a pretty good handle on both. Second, I believe NBs, particularly stamina NBs, to be the most OP class in PVP, assuming they are in capable hands. Third, if I have to fight a cloak blade in open world (dueling is a different story), I prefer to do it on my sorc. My shields can handle their burst 1v1, and I have class tools to handle cloak.

    Sorcs have been turned upside down in the last year, but one thing they are good a doing is catching NBs because of curse. As long as you cast it every time they appear, you will never lose one. There is no greater feeling in all of Cyrodiil than watching a low health NB try to cloak away, only to have your curse proc your execute and watch them appear as a pile of dust. Haha.
    Edited by Oreyn_Bearclaw on February 5, 2019 10:31PM
  • therift
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    How shall I gank thee? Let me count the ways.
    I shall gank thee from the tree and from the rock
    And from wherever surprise attack may reach
    I shall strike that stunning blow.
    I shall gank thee from the tower and the breach
    And from the zerg's hindmost rank I snipe
    In the safety of forty meter range I shall rain
    Poison arrows from my master bow.
    Nerf me or nerf me not it matters not at all
    I can always disappear y'all.


    Ok, kind of fell apart at the end, but what the hell.

  • Thogard
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    Those aren’t haikus
    Pay more attention in school
    You dumdums
    PC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo

    Stream: twitch.tv/THOGARDvsThePeasants
    YouTube: http://youtube.com/c/thogardpvp


  • Megatto
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    How about no?
    Remove loot boxes or riot
  • therift
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    Thogard wrote: »
    Those aren’t haikus
    Pay more attention in school
    You dumdums

    Nobody said anything about writing haikus. That was a question from the second poster. And no, it wasn't.

    Calm down there, Einstein.
  • themaddaedra
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    Thogard wrote: »
    Those aren’t haikus
    Pay more attention in school
    You dumdums

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    PC|EU
  • El_Borracho
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    RIP @KhajiitFelix. Killed by a nightblade. Now he demands vengeance against all nightblades. Just another day on ESO
  • Shardaxx
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    Jack can win lots with a few detect pots.
    PS4 - Europe - Shardaxx - Wood Elf Nightblade - Aldmeri Dominion
  • Idinuse
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    No no no. NO! Bob died to an Altmer Templar and an Altmer Sorcerer .

    Nerf their Classes and Race.

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