The Elder Scrolls Online

A Plea

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  • Eldartar
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    Vildebill wrote: »
    If you can have that, I'll have the Spanish inquisition at my tail!
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    Because, nobody expects .................
  • Siohwenoeht
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    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Siohwenoeht wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.

    Carried by a swallow? How can a two pound coconut be carried by a 5 ounce bird?

    It's an African swallow, not European...
    "It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard
  • Briar_Rose
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    I have wanted a coconut carrying assistant for years, Please ZOS can we have one.
  • ArcaneBlue
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    I just want Stibbons
    #teamEmeric
  • Mr_Walker
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    Siohwenoeht wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.

    An African or European swallow?
  • Siohwenoeht
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    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    Siohwenoeht wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.

    An African or European swallow?

    Most likely African, but two European swallows with a bit of string tucked under the wing might be able to. ;)
    "It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard
  • CasgarTheSomnolent
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    I would like a dungeon boss that keeps losing limbs but continues to fight. Maybe, I dunno, some sort of knight or something.
  • Matchimus
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    Wish John Cleese had asked for it in his contract.
  • Kilnerdyne
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    gp1680 wrote: »
    This is the best post on this forum...ever. I second the Patsy emote or assistant and I would also suggest one of the login rewards be a small shrubbery...”one that looks nice and not too expensive”.

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  • tspecherb14_ESO
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Vildebill wrote: »
    If you can have that, I'll have the Spanish inquisition at my tail!
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    They have to show up when you least expect them.

    Bring the "comfy chair!"
  • Monte_Cristo
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    If it counted as a mount, with you then running at mount speed followed by the coconut bearer, it'd sell quickly in the crown store.
    Would also like to see a sedan chair mount.
  • JR_Returns
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    Could we please have the ability to changes the wood harvesting axe to a herring,
  • Zaketh
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    THIS post is why I may never play Wow again
    NA PS4
  • MEBengalsFan2001
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    Mashille wrote: »
    Would it be at all possible for us to be able to buy an assistant that does literally nothing other than walk / run behind us while clacking some coconuts together.

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    Please

    Would it be a English Swallow or African Swallow that carried the coconuts?
  • MEBengalsFan2001
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    DedEmbryonicCell19 wrote: »
    I'd rather see a 100 topless women running in slow motion ..

    Sir Galahad would agree with you, especially if all 100 woman needed to be punished... :)
  • Zaketh
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    Bad, wicked Zoot
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