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  • CaptainVenom
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    Nothing. It's you who don't understand this tradition.

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  • Shimmer
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  • coj901
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    Is it not up yet?? Very upsetting!
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  • Bigevilpeter
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    Nothing. It's you who don't understand traditions.

    Not really, they do post natch potes before maintenance is over, it just depends on how long it takes Gina to type them compared to how long the actual patching takes
  • Suddwrath
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    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    You must be new here. Asking for the natch potes before Gina is even awake has been a tradition for quite a while here.
  • WoppaBoem
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    I need them now, not long and I need some serious :s
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  • Xvorg
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    Bigevilpeter wrote: »
    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    Nothing. It's you who don't understand traditions.

    Not really, they do post natch potes before maintenance is over, it just depends on how long it takes Gina to type them compared to how long the actual patching takes

    Do you think Gina types the potes? I think she just copy and paste what she has
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  • Bigevilpeter
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    Xvorg wrote: »
    Bigevilpeter wrote: »
    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    Nothing. It's you who don't understand traditions.

    Not really, they do post natch potes before maintenance is over, it just depends on how long it takes Gina to type them compared to how long the actual patching takes

    Do you think Gina types the potes? I think she just copy and paste what she has

    and who types that?
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    Bigevilpeter wrote: »
    Xvorg wrote: »
    Bigevilpeter wrote: »
    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

    Nothing. It's you who don't understand traditions.

    Not really, they do post natch potes before maintenance is over, it just depends on how long it takes Gina to type them compared to how long the actual patching takes

    Do you think Gina types the potes? I think she just copy and paste what she has

    and who types that?

    Depends on the developers. I think Gina organizes the information they give to her. That can be done during the weeks prior to the natch, I highly doubt she does that 30 minutes before the natch comes out.
    Sarcasm is something too serious to be taken lightly

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    On the wrong day of the wrong week
    Used the wrong method with the wrong technique
  • WuffyCerulei
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    CaptainVenom wrote: »
    You guys are well aware they only post them after the maintenance is over, not before. Yet you guys always ask for it before.

    Really, what's wrong with you?

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  • silvereyes
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    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!
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  • weedgenius
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    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • MartiniDaniels
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    weedgenius wrote: »
    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You understand that this may ruin the whole instance???
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    We want the natch potes our precious.
  • StormChaser3000
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    weedgenius wrote: »
    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are we finally getting text search option in guild traders??!
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    StormChaser3000 wrote: »
    weedgenius wrote: »
    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are we finally getting text search option in guild traders??!

    Yes! Yes! Yes!
  • StormChaser3000
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    DeathStalker wrote: »
    StormChaser3000 wrote: »
    weedgenius wrote: »
    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are we finally getting text search option in guild traders??!

    Yes! Yes! Yes!

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  • rafaelcsmaia
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    SaintSubwayy wrote: »
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    I just want to be here for the major "Omg, Doomsday" mob behavior in the forums. Doesn't matter what comes, even if it's all buffs or a perfect to god balance pass on everything. People here will still *** their pants and I'll still love to see it.

    Dies down in a few days after meta chasers watch their build guides on YouTube, then surges up again when it goes live, another poopfest here, this one is longer because more, erm, causal people take notice of the changes and they are in much larger numbers than we, weirdos that go on pts, and then people quiet down again. Also, and unrelated, Hello, magsorcs! Still using your shield, eh? Cool!

    Metachasers gonna metachase, potatoes gonna potate.

    And I'll go even further and say that if all these changes would be ninjad in, very very very few people would notice and the noise here would be so much less. I wonder how many changes were ninjad in, btw... Drop rates for mats and tannins and roes would be my favorite one to know...

    Good thing I play magsorc, the only way they can nerf me more is by deleting my character lol

    Well if you're an Altmer MagSorc with 40K+ magica the 2000-2500 magica you'll lose from the change to the Max Magic passive might sting a little.

    I have on live 41964 magicka, by my calculations, removing the 10% and adding 2k plus the other % increases, it sit at 41608 magicka. That paired with the mega bonus to spell im getting, its barely gonna sting.

    Trust me, ZoS has other means of destroying my class (See shield cast time proposal)

    I assume the other % modifiers, like undaunted mettle will be removed with this update aswell :/

    even if they stay, you should loose more than your calculated 300 Magicka...without the 10% you should dropp to about 37.7k annding those 2k you should end up at max 40k, so you will loose arround 2k ;)

    I have already tested it on the build simulator, it doesnt drop as much as you're anticipating
    Edited by rafaelcsmaia on January 21, 2019 2:42PM
  • WoppaBoem
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    WHERE ARE THE NATCH POTES :'(
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  • weedgenius
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    MartiniDaniels wrote: »
    weedgenius wrote: »
    silvereyes wrote: »
    I'm super excited to see what's coming with the new QoL improvements for guilds! Can't wait!

    Yes. This is what I'm here for. This is what it's all about.

    GUILD! TRADER! TEXT! SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You understand that this may ruin the whole instance???

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    oops.... may be a little hyped for today, even though my laptop's in for repair so no PTS for me :cry:
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  • Anhedonie
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    Can't wait for magplar to be buffed.
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  • Chaquinho89
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    PC / NA.

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    Shimmer wrote: »
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  • Zypheran
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    Is today not a holiday in the US??
    I'm surprised there is a patch coming out if so
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  • BaylorCorvette
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    Zypheran wrote: »
    Is today not a holiday in the US??
    I'm surprised there is a patch coming out if so

    Most of us work on MLK day. It's primarily government jobs and schools that are closed.
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    BaylorCorvette wrote: »
    Zypheran wrote: »
    Is today not a holiday in the US??
    I'm surprised there is a patch coming out if so

    Most of us work on MLK day. It's primarily government jobs and schools that are closed.

    Very much a holiday thats not a major holiday like st patricks day, day of the dead , valentines its a holiday that you dont get paid for
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    Zypheran wrote: »
    Is today not a holiday in the US??
    I'm surprised there is a patch coming out if so

    In the US, work only really stops for 4th of July, Memorial Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas. The rest are just days government jobs are closed. It's depressing when scheduling with outher countries, seeing how many true holidays they get. And more vacation too.
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