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Lets make an ESO holiday song!
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Mettaricana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Jingle horse
jingle horse
jingle horsey sells!
Lots of lag is a drag performance in shambles! Hey!
Loading screens make us mean
we dont give a f***
Breda this and breda that.
Rng boxes blow.
We wish you'd stop the crashes
we wish you'd stop the crashes
we wish you'd stop the crashes
here's another crown cash grab for you!!
Enjoy
Edited by Mettaricana on December 22, 2018 6:23PM0 -
Garish✭✭✭This is for all the people out there with connection issues. I count myself very lucky that I rarely have them.
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play, hey!
ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play!
A crash as we log in, then more in pvp,
Since Cyrodiil is lagging, let's go and pve!
An endless screen while porting, from one zone to the next
With all this lag and crashing I am feeling rather vexed.
Oh, ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play, hey!
ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play!
Let's go and do some housing, I bought some furnishing packs!
But no, there on my screen, is a note from Zenimax!
Make sure your internet, connection is valid,
Meanwhile my skin complexion, is turning quite livid.
Oh, ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play, hey!
ESO lag, ESO lag, lagging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to crash, we don't even get to play!
Edited by Garish on December 22, 2018 6:37PMPAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!1 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭To the tune of The Little Drummer Boy
Said Stuga to the annoyed adventurer...
Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you???Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
Garish✭✭✭To the tune of "Deck the Halls"
Nerf the game with debuffs trolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
T'is developers great folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Have a nerf to nightblade cloaking
Fa la la, la la la, la la laaaa!
Yes it's true, the devs aren't joking!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Wardens ice skills need debuffing
Fa la la la, la la la la!
Surely now the devs are bluffing,
Fa la la la, la la la la
Another nerf, to Mages shielding
Fa la la, la la la, la la laaaa!
We the players are so yielding
Fa la la, la la la la la!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!1 -
ihazzit✭✭✭(Deck the halls tune)
Run with zerg packs defeat dark anchors
Molag Bal-lala la la la la
just like PvP but without the gankers
Molag Bal-lala la la la la
Defeat the Daedra
Get your treasure
Bal-lala lalala la la la
Repeat til your eyes bleed at your pleasure
Molag Bal-lala la la la la
---(A bad attempt to the tune of Baby, It's Cold Outside)
I really can't stay (you need to learn to play)
What do the forums say (you really need to learn to play)
I just got kicked (we tried to be nice)
from a dungeon twice (you just can't DPS with ice)
The tank said no-no-no (your ice staff is pulling aggro)
And so the healer didn't keep me alive (you just got a one-shot and died)
So I really can't stay
Cause I need to learn to play
If you are angry about anything in this game you are only punishing yourself.2 -
Shadow-Fighter✭✭✭✭✭
✭The Nightblade - Ambush Ambush song
We are scary fighter
Choosing our enemies
Sneaking around and ambush
And back in our cloak
Everyone's searching
When you fall, get up, oh oh
And if you fall, get up, eh eh
shiiiiiing, shashiiiing, vzzzzt
'Cause I am your nightmare
'Cause I am the Nightblade
Natch Potes is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntn1-SocNiY