Lets make an ESO holiday song!

Sheezabeast

Everyone add some lines, and lets keep it going!

Dashing through the lag, praying I don't disconnect again!
Over the FPS drops we go, lagging all the way!

ShadowKyuubi

Grandma got run over by a clannfear,
early on one morning when murkmire dropped,
you can say there's no such thing a vivec,
but as for me and sotha we believe.

From my guilds discord chat
We've been making songs for days

Abigail

H.o H.o H.o

Jingle bells, something smells
dashing to and fro
If I don't get that prize today
I'll be crying like a h.o



.

IsharaMeradin

Tune: Here Comes Santa Claus

Here comes Molag Bal, Here comes Molag Bal right down Planemeld chains
Dremora and Daedra and all his Banekins tying down those chains
Spells are flinging, swords are swinging, all are fighting for life
So grab your soulgems and do your repairs cause Molag Bal comes tonight

Here comes Molag Bal, Here comes Molag Bal right down Planemeld chains
He's got a chest that is filled with stuff for every Vestige in the game.
See those Watcher eyes wiggle waggle, what a horrible sight
So jump on in and fight them dead cause Molag Bal comes tonight

And... I'm tired of making up verses.

Ryath_Waylander

Tune: We wish you a Merry Christmas

Bad tidings we bring, to you and your kin
The GF is broken again yes again

We wish for a random dungeon
We wish for a random dungeon
We wish for a random dungeon
A Mystery box to earn

Mash at the queue, accept and decline
Group forming agaiin, accept and decline

You can't have a random dungeon
You can't have a random dungeon
Just stomp into Eff Gee One
Take your tickets and run

Jaraal

Rudolph, the red nosed Indrik
had a very runny nose
using the event tickets
to clean up the nascent blows.

All of the other crown mounts
used to laugh and call him names
They got fast homes with crown gems,
Rudolph waits for endless games.

Then one foggy New Life eve
players came to say
wish I could have joined the queue
now I got no feathers for you

All of the players mourned him
as they shouted with fury
Rudolph, the red nosed Indrik:
greatest slog in history!

Knootewoot

These are all hilarious. Man i can't stop grinnin.

SantieClaws

Fishmas bells
Elves all smell
The salmon got away!
Oh what fun it is to eat
Sweetrolls and fish all day
Hey!

Knootewoot

Let it snow

Oh the lag in Cyrodill is frightfull.
But the ganking is so delightfull
And since PvE is not the place to go
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

The server shows signs if crashing,
And i brought my concealed attack for slashing,
My victim has crashed a few seconds ago,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

When i finally am killed on sight,
How i hate to ride back to Chalman!
But if you'll crash again tonight,
All the way to Chalman i'll be laughing.

PvP is slowly dying,
And i am still denying,
But as long as you have no other game to go,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

ArchMikem

Last New Life, i gave you my Soul,
But the very next day, you sacrificed it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll get it back from Molag Bal.

Knootewoot

Keep m coming. It's downtime anyway

Jaimeh

I don't want a lot for New Life
There is just one thing I need...
I dont care about the crown crates
Underneath the fir trees
I just want a lower ping
More than even the silver skin
What is animation cancelliiiing...
All I want for New Liiiife, is lower latencyyyy!

Palidon

Knootewoot wrote: »

Let it snow

Oh the lag in Cyrodill is frightfull.
But the ganking is so delightfull
And since PvE is not the place to go
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

The server shows signs if crashing,
And i brought my concealed attack for slashing,
My victim has crashed a few seconds ago,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

When i finally am killed on sight,
How i hate to ride back to Chalman!
But if you'll crash again tonight,
All the way to Chalman i'll be laughing.

PvP is slowly dying,
And i am still denying,
But as long as you have no other game to go,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

Outstanding

Mayrael

Knootewoot wrote: »

Let it snow

Oh the lag in Cyrodill is frightfull.
But the ganking is so delightfull
And since PvE is not the place to go
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

The server shows signs if crashing,
And i brought my concealed attack for slashing,
My victim has crashed a few seconds ago,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

When i finally am killed on sight,
How i hate to ride back to Chalman!
But if you'll crash again tonight,
All the way to Chalman i'll be laughing.

PvP is slowly dying,
And i am still denying,
But as long as you have no other game to go,
Let the salty tears flow, let them flow, let them flow.

You have my vote

Unit117

Of all the Daedric sales models
There's one with shocking gall
It’s goal, the poor drop rates
and emptying the wallets of us all

The God of Bad RNG
The Prince of Gambling
The Captain of Corruption.

He tills the land of Tamriel
And sows the seeds of destruction

The crown crates is nigh, the crown crates is nigh
Our world will disappear.

The crown crates is nigh, the crown crates is nigh,
our doom is drawing near.

Chains of darkness grip the crown store
And draw it ever near.

To his nightmare, crown crates,
Where hope bows down to fear,

Tearing souls of innocents
into eternal pain.
While his Poisons and crown Soulgems sing praises of his name.

The crown crates is nigh
The crown crates is nigh.
As crown crates commands

The crownstore is nigh
The crowstore is nigh
Our doom is now at hand.

Sheezabeast

Hark the forum trolls posting
Nerf this nerf that with a f-n bat

Everything is about nerfing Sorcs
Murkmire was a disaster of sorts

Hark the forum trolls posting
Glory to their locked boards sing!

kadochka

Ryath_Waylander wrote: »

Tune: We wish you a Merry Christmas

Bad tidings we bring, to you and your kin
The GF is broken again yes again

We wish for a random dungeon
We wish for a random dungeon
We wish for a random dungeon
A Mystery box to earn

Mash at the queue, accept and decline
Group forming agaiin, accept and decline

You can't have a random dungeon
You can't have a random dungeon
Just stomp into Eff Gee One
Take your tickets and run

Jebus, I laughed too hard at this! Amazing!

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Hark the forum trolls posting
Nerf this nerf that with a f-n bat

Everything is about nerfing Sorcs
Murkmire was a disaster of sorts

Hark the forum trolls posting
Glory to their locked boards sing!

x2!

kadochka

Silent night,
after a 10v10 fight,
the lag hurts my head,
I'm going to bed..
Holy jebus, Cyro is bad..
The fact I don't PvP~ makes me so glad!
Sleep so rest-less-ly nooooooowww!
Sleep while the forum trolls howl...

Loves_guars

Someone please, for the love of Sotha, sing this and upload!

We won't judge your vocal skills!

Wolfkeks

Let's keep it to the last day....

On the last day of Christmas, the Nine gave to me,
twelve poisoned sweetrolls,
eleven dead high elves,
ten angry mudcrabs,
nine uncle sheos,
eight perfect roe,
seven shooting stars,
six flying mudballs,
five dancing nords,
four grande soulgems,
three skooma bottles,
two rings of Mara,
and an argonian Hist tree.

Shadow-Fighter

Hello random dungeon my old friend...
I cannot join you again...
Because you're gonna crashing...
Left it to be while I can wait next year...
And your popups that was planted in my eyes..
Still continues...
Within the sound of cancellation...

kadochka

Wolfkeks wrote: »

Let's keep it to the last day....

On the last day of Christmas, the Nine gave to me,
twelve poisoned sweetrolls,
eleven dead high elves,
ten angry mudcrabs,
nine uncle sheos,
eight perfect roe,
seven shooting stars,
six flying mudballs,
five dancing nords,
four grande soulgems,
three skooma bottles,
two rings of Mara,
and an argonian Hist tree.

Loves_guars wrote: »

Someone please, for the love of Sotha, sing this and upload!

We won't judge your vocal skills!

I sang along to this (though I was tempted to replace 'dancing' with 'drunken' ), but I don't think I'd be up to uploading... but someone else, please do!!

Facefister

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Everyone add some lines, and lets keep it going!

Dashing through the lag, praying I don't disconnect again!
Over the FPS drops we go, lagging all the way!

Grotto Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil deeps, yeah, Grotto Gang, ooh
Grotto gang, Grotto gang, Grotto gang, Grotto gang
Grotto gang, Grotto gang, Grotto gang (Grotto gang!)

Shadow-Fighter

Our uncle Sheo had a Cyrodiil
E-I-E-I-O
And on this Cyrodiil he had players
E-I-E-I-O
With a lag-lag here
And a lag--lag there
Here a lag, there a lag
Everywhere a lag-lag
Our uncle Sheo had a Cyrodiil
E-I-E-I-O

FrancisCrawford

The best MMO carols I ever saw were in Guild Wars, specifically the ones in

https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Caroler_of_Dwayna and https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Caroler_of_Grenth

None translates perfectly to ESO, however.

IsharaMeradin

You know Azura and Hircine and Mephala and Meridia
Boethiah and Malacath and Peryite and Vaermina
But do you recall the most famous daedra of all?

Shadowrend the Purple Clannfear
has a very un-lasting presence
And if you ever saw it
you would even say he disappears

All of the other daedra
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Shadowrend
join in any daedra games

Then one laggy disconnecting eve
A Vestige came to say
"Shadowrend with your 15 seconds of fight
won't you slay things with me tonight?"

Then how the daedra hated him
as they shouted out with zeal
"Shadowrend the Purple Clannfear
You'll go down in misery"

IsharaMeradin

Tune: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
(In spoiler for hinted at adult content)

I saw Razum-dar kissing Naryu
Underneath the Skywatch Bridge last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was tied up
In a jail cell, fast asleep

Then I saw Razum-dar tickle Naryu
Underneath her tunic so skin tight
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Queen Ayrenn had only seen
Razum-dar kissing Naryu last night

max_only

SantieClaws wrote: »

Fishmas bells
Elves all smell
The salmon got away!
Oh what fun it is to eat
Sweetrolls and fish all day
Hey!

I thought you would have gone with

We wish you a merry Fishmas,
We wish you a merry Fishmas
We wish you a merry Fishmas and a happy New Life!

Good looting for you, and all of your guild
We wish you a merry Fishmas and a happy New Life!

Amanuensis

These are fun to make.

Tune: It Came Upon A Midnight Clear


It came upon a meeting clear
Those greedy feelings of old
"Let's give the players all that they want
For Crowns instead of gold"

A gilt plate-kini, some Maormer skins
A rideable carrot with pet
"But Boss, you think they will pay for these?"
"Their heart's desires? You bet!"

New four-man Dungeons with one-shot kills
Where Bosses might drop the best loot
It's pay to enter but don't forget
Low DPS gets you the boot

A damage Shield, Heals that connect
A Tank move that will take your breath
Better to buy these or run the risk
Of getting a tea-bagging Death

Ten stars right next to your Forum name
A feat that will not be so hard
The lag in Cyrodiil will be gone
Just give up your mom's Mastercard

Pay-to-Win is now the way to go
Goodbye to the old-fashioned Grind
With cash or credit, an arm or leg
You will be no longer behind

Rain_Greyraven

In the tune of silent Night.


Doom, Doom, Doom....Doom
Doom, Doom, Doom....Doom

All is lost
All is lost


What?

Sennecca

To so this is Christmas (John Lennon):

So this is Crafting, new motifs almost done,
Another year over, new motifs just begun

So this is Crafting, I hope u have fun,
getting the near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

Those very merry dailies, it's a busy new year,
Let's hope i can catch up, without going bust

And so this Crafting, not for weak, but the strong
The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long....