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Holiday Humor: ESO style!
WhyMustItBe
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The Nord hero Rudolf the Red looks to the sky and sniffs. "Rain tomorrow" he exclaims.
His wife inquires, "How do you know, hon?"
He replies: "Rudolf the Red knows rain dear."
Edited by WhyMustItBe on December 13, 2018 2:19AM His wife inquires, "How do you know, hon?"
He replies: "Rudolf the Red knows rain dear."
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Siohwenoeht✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Twas the night before New Life,
And all through the aether,
Not a creature stirred,
Not even a skeever...Edited by Siohwenoeht on December 13, 2018 2:29AM"It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard9 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭How do Bosmer wrap their gifts?
With a bow!#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
Merry Christmas and Happy New Life!12 -
WhyMustItBe✭✭✭✭✭
✭What do you get the Khajiit who has everything?
[Grand Amnesty Edict]
Edited by WhyMustItBe on December 13, 2018 2:50AM23 -
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✭Combat Update in U21 will be amazing! And not one huge nerf
ohh wait i think i missed the point of this thread....
"By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
"You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."2 -
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✭Enter the Argonian Gift Exchange for a chance to win a holiday shopping spree! *
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kadochka✭✭✭✭✭One of my Khajiits once said she saw a big guy in red enter her house.
I think it was either her brother or she was high on moon sugar.if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.
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kadochka✭✭✭✭✭Also...
On the 5th day of New Life, the players merrily:
downed~ 5 dozen driiinks~!
Then 4 trays of cookies,
lit 3 big fires,
2 jumped off a bridge-
*gets kicked by Octavia*
-then everyone hates on the Thaarr-
*gets kicked again*
(Curse you Tharns...)Edited by kadochka on December 13, 2018 3:57AMif I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.
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aaisoaho✭✭✭✭✭How does a nord greet Santa?
- Nice to mead you!
Which daedric prince loves christmas the most?
- Merry-diaEdited by aaisoaho on December 13, 2018 8:35AM7 -
Latios✭✭✭✭✭Why did the dragon have skooma? Because his friends were Alduin it too.The Eon Pokémon.7 -
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✭✭✭WhyMustItBe wrote: »Enter the Argonian Gift Exchange for a chance to win a holiday shopping spree! *
*Void where prohibited
simply 'void', it's how marketing rolls!“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
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✭✭✭✭✭These are great!
Cheer up, it could be so much worse...no
You better watch out, you might as well cry...
You better go hide, I'm telling you why...
Santa is coming to town!
He's making a list, he's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
Santa is coming to town!
He sees you when you're fapping!
And he knows what you did online!
He knows if you've been bad or good...
So we -all- are really screwed!!!
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✭✭An argonian walks into a tavern. The innkeeper asks him "Why the long face?"
...I'll see myself out.EU PC1 -
Riverlynn✭✭✭✭SEASONS GREETINGS!
SEASONS GREETINGS!
Edited by Riverlynn on December 13, 2018 1:52PMMy accountant told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.
Unicorns and cannonballs, palaces and piers
Trumpets, towers and tenements, wide oceans full of tears.
Flags, rags ferryboats, scimitars and scarves
Every precious dream and vision, underneath the stars.4
