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Holiday Humor: ESO style!

WhyMustItBe
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The Nord hero Rudolf the Red looks to the sky and sniffs. "Rain tomorrow" he exclaims.

His wife inquires, "How do you know, hon?"

He replies: "Rudolf the Red knows rain dear."

:p

Edited by WhyMustItBe on December 13, 2018 2:19AM
  • Siohwenoeht
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    Twas the night before New Life,
    And all through the aether,
    Not a creature stirred,
    Not even a skeever...
    Edited by Siohwenoeht on December 13, 2018 2:29AM
    "It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    How do Bosmer wrap their gifts?

    With a bow!
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
    How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
  • LeHarrt91
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    Yay, more Dad jokes please :D
    PS NA
    Have played all classes.
    Warden Main
  • WhyMustItBe
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    What do you get the Khajiit who has everything?

    [Grand Amnesty Edict]

    Edited by WhyMustItBe on December 13, 2018 2:50AM
  • ForsakenSin
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    Combat Update in U21 will be amazing! And not one huge nerf :D

    ohh wait i think i missed the point of this thread.... :#

    "By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
    However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)



    Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
    "You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
    Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
    Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
    Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
    but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."

  • WhyMustItBe
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    Enter the Argonian Gift Exchange for a chance to win a holiday shopping spree! *

    *Void where prohibited
  • kadochka
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    One of my Khajiits once said she saw a big guy in red enter her house.
    I think it was either her brother or she was high on moon sugar.
    if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.

  • kadochka
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    Also...
    On the 5th day of New Life, the players merrily:
    downed~ 5 dozen driiinks~!
    Then 4 trays of cookies,
    lit 3 big fires,
    2 jumped off a bridge-
    *gets kicked by Octavia*


    -then everyone hates on the Thaarr-
    *gets kicked again*



    (Curse you Tharns...)
    Edited by kadochka on December 13, 2018 3:57AM
    if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.

  • aaisoaho
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    How does a nord greet Santa?
    - Nice to mead you!

    Which daedric prince loves christmas the most?
    - Merry-dia
    Edited by aaisoaho on December 13, 2018 8:35AM
  • Latios
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    Why did the dragon have skooma? Because his friends were Alduin it too.
    The Eon Pokémon.
  • Gythral
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    Enter the Argonian Gift Exchange for a chance to win a holiday shopping spree! *

    *Void where prohibited

    simply 'void', it's how marketing rolls!
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    - What can you give an argonian as a gift ?
    ...A HIST'ory book...
  • Turelus
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    These are great! :joy:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • oibam
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    no :|
  • TheShadowScout
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    Turelus wrote: »
    These are great! :joy:
    oibam wrote: »
    no :|
    Cheer up, it could be so much worse...
    d9ljio1-e23914cf-a5ae-481b-b553-0ef55012ec10.jpg
    :p;):trollface:

    2207069.jpg

    You better watch out, you might as well cry...
    You better go hide, I'm telling you why...
    Santa is coming to town!

    He's making a list, he's checking it twice...
    He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
    Santa is coming to town!

    He sees you when you're fapping!
    And he knows what you did online!
    He knows if you've been bad or good...
    So we -all- are really screwed!!!

    conor-burke-171224-santa.jpg

    (Ah, yes, that really gets the elder scrolls christmas spirit going! :p;) )
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    What's long, brown and sticky?

    A Chocolate Log, of course!

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    PC EU
  • Vildebill
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    An argonian walks into a tavern. The innkeeper asks him "Why the long face?"





    ...I'll see myself out.
    EU PC
  • Riverlynn
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    SEASONS GREETINGS!


    Seasons-Greetings.jpg


    SEASONS GREETINGS!




    Edited by Riverlynn on December 13, 2018 1:52PM
    My accountant told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.

    Unicorns and cannonballs, palaces and piers
    Trumpets, towers and tenements, wide oceans full of tears.
    Flags, rags ferryboats, scimitars and scarves
    Every precious dream and vision, underneath the stars.
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