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Voriplasm Weapons - ZOS being slimey

TheMythicDawn
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these are unique weapon outfits in the new xanmeer crates

they are listed as legendary tier rewards each costing 200 gems, which is the gem price of a full gold motif book...for one single weapon outfit style

800 gems for 4 outfit style pages

oh and you only get 33 gems in you get a duplicate

I think Voriplasm is the embodiment of ZOS soul, slimey and green all they care about
  • weedgenius
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    This new crate season makes me sad. No crates given out to celebrate the new crate season? All in service of the ridiculous new gem exclusive items for 300-500 gems. I don't even want to think about how much money those actually cost.

    For as much as I criticize the gambling crates, I loved feeling like I could participate in the new season, get a few collectibles and some gems, and have fun opening my crates and seeing all my guildies talking about what they got. Now I'm just staring at this page of unobtainable stuff and feeling pretty bummed.
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  • TheMythicDawn
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    ZOS monetization team be like

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  • Lyserus
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    And those are basically the only stuff worth getting in the new crates

    The good old days when there is always something I want to spend my gems on....
  • Feanor
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    Well ZOS wants to get the excess gems from all the free crates out of the market. Bummer is you can only do that with quality items people actually want...
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  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Lyserus wrote: »
    And those are basically the only stuff worth getting in the new crates

    The good old days when there is always something I want to spend my gems on....

    You may not want anything out of the crates, but I can't afford enough gems for everything I want. Would be nice if we could gift gem items...
  • deLioncourt
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    had to google what they look like.

    ew. ugh. gross.

    nothing in these crates worth a damn. why would i wanna dress like the slave-race?
  • heaven13
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    Lyserus wrote: »
    And those are basically the only stuff worth getting in the new crates

    The good old days when there is always something I want to spend my gems on....

    BU THERE'S A CHICKEN! Two chickens actually! I think it's the only thing I want from the crates and I've got a good stash of gems since a lot of stuff in the crates (especially the mounts) have never appealed to me.
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  • pod88kk
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    I'm not even going to bother trying to get them as I believe the way they are releasing it is morally wrong.
  • BomblePants
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    (Shouting)... CHIIIICKENS!!!
  • jircris11
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    these are unique weapon outfits in the new xanmeer crates

    they are listed as legendary tier rewards each costing 200 gems, which is the gem price of a full gold motif book...for one single weapon outfit style

    800 gems for 4 outfit style pages

    oh and you only get 33 gems in you get a duplicate

    I think Voriplasm is the embodiment of ZOS soul, slimey and green all they care about

    Though I hate, hate, HATE the loot boxes thanks to my crap rng you need to understand the gem prices are high because that is a "buy now" option. It's ment to get you to buy loot boxes in hopes of getting the item and if you don't get it you still have a chance of getting the gems to get it. It's better then swtor where they simply give you the rng box and nothing more.
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  • EphemeraCrawford
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    (Shouting)... CHIIIICKENS!!!

    It is hysterical seeing someone gallop by at full tilt, followed by their frantic, squawking wing-flapping chicken hurtling along trying to keep up. I want one for the chuckles.
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    There’s actually nothing I want from these crates- on the other hand-

    Where’s the Storm Atro crates ZoS? There’s a few things I actually saved up gems for when they finally come out
  • Zhaedri
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    Only thing I want from the crates are the plants. Spent 5k on the crates and got NOTHING from even the same tier as the plants, and only 2 things from the tier below.

    Tons of garbo items, to gem though... went from 6 gems to 197 gems. Annoyed I can't 'gem' the stupid dye stamps I pulled though.
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  • Bekkael
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    jircris11 wrote: »

    Though I hate, hate, HATE the loot boxes thanks to my crap rng you need to understand the gem prices are high because that is a "buy now" option. It's ment to get you to buy loot boxes in hopes of getting the item and if you don't get it you still have a chance of getting the gems to get it. It's better then swtor where they simply give you the rng box and nothing more.

    SWTOR is EA though, and they are the most predatory of any publisher when it comes to loot boxes and RNG.

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  • Peppo_Lives
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    800gems for all voriplasm weapons??? come on zos :rage: with 1 or 2 packs i could reach 400gems, but 800 is way too high.
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  • Silver_Strider
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    I'm more upset that ZOS hasn't released the Xanmeer house yet than I am about anything in their scam crates.
    Argonian forever
  • EphemeraCrawford
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    Was there really a customer demand for lizard-man-bear-pig-thing mounts? I think this push for swamp aesthetics is overdone, and on the heels of the Hollow jack crates, it's another disappointing offering. Hopefully more ice is in our future.
    Edited by EphemeraCrawford on December 6, 2018 6:51PM
  • MasterSpatula
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    I feel Crown Crates are ethically indefensible. I have an ethical obligation not to reward them for this behavior. However, as I've said in other threads on the topic, the introduction of other ways to get Crown Crates took the ethical "sting" off of the Crates and made me feel like maybe it was okay to buy a few.

    That wiggle room is now completely gone. I'm back to being disgusted with the whole concept and with ZOS as a company. They've forced everyone who works for them to be ethically compromised at least, and that makes me feel they're people I simply cannot trust.

    Do they deserve that lack of trust? Considering they'd essentially won my trust back and then actively, intentionally, willfully discarded that trust, I'm forced to say yes. They chose to be unworthy of trust.

    Again, as I've said in other threads on the topic, greed is short-sighted and stupid.
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  • Knootewoot
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    I like lizard pets.... if they looked like a Wamasu or something

    A wolf lizard, a horse lizard, a camel lizard [snip]. Just a green reskin of existing models with a cartoon face on them, that's it.

    What's next? Solstheim expansion with a penguin type mount: a horse penguin, a camel penguin and a bear penguin?

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    [edited for profanity bypass]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on January 4, 2026 6:47PM
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  • HalloweenWeed
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    weedgenius wrote: »
    This new crate season makes me sad. No crates given out to celebrate the new crate season? All in service of the ridiculous new gem exclusive items for 300-500 gems. I don't even want to think about how much money those actually cost.

    For as much as I criticize the gambling crates, I loved feeling like I could participate in the new season, get a few collectibles and some gems, and have fun opening my crates and seeing all my guildies talking about what they got. Now I'm just staring at this page of unobtainable stuff and feeling pretty bummed.
    I think this is what they planned all along: 'get them hooked on the crates and then get them to buy them using crown gems.' (High-tec pusher.)

    Fortunately for myself, IDC, I never did care about anything that comes in the crown crates. The tri-restoration potions were nice, but I can do without them. Meh.
    Edited by HalloweenWeed on December 6, 2018 7:20PM
  • Acrolas
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    I feel Crown Crates are ethically indefensible. I have an ethical obligation not to reward them for this behavior.

    I can play that game, too.

    DARCY.

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    Why, yes. Yes I am.
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  • TheMythicDawn
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I like lizard pets.... if they looked like a Wamasu or something

    A wolf lizard, a horse lizard, a camel lizard [snip]. Just a green reskin of existing models with a cartoon face on them, that's it.

    What's next? Solstheim expansion with a penguin type mount: a horse penguin, a camel penguin and a bear penguin?

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    darnit

    now I kinda want a bear penguin... :p
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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on January 4, 2026 6:48PM
  • pod88kk
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I like lizard pets.... if they looked like a Wamasu or something

    A wolf lizard, a horse lizard, a camel lizard WTF. Just a green reskin of existing models with a cartoon face on them, that's it.

    What's next? Solstheim expansion with a penguin type mount: a horse penguin, a camel penguin and a bear penguin?

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    darnit

    now I kinda want a bear penguin... :p

    Man bear penguin?
  • Strychnos
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    Yeah, I’m kind of disappointed by the voriplasm weapons. For something so expensive they should have a model that’s unique, not just copied from the existing Deadwater style.

    My biggest problem with them though? The slime isn’t even visible when the weapon is sheathed! If I don’t have the weapon out all the time, there’s no way to tell it’s unique. It looks exactly like a Deadwater weapon 90% of the time!

    As someone who was interested in having a lime jello hang out on my staff all the time, this is very sad. Since there’s no way to preview the weapon while it’s sheathed, there’s no way to know in advance that the jello disappears.
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  • Sheezabeast
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    They really do look like boogers :expressionless:
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  • max_only
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    Like I said, Thank you Zos!

    Snot weapons and lizard camels! Saving so much money right now, I was really anxious you’d hide something I’d want in there but I’m pleasantly surprised you didn’t. Mucho gracias

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  • AbysmalGhul
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    *Opens trailer door* Exposition!!!!!!!! *slams trailer door*
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    [snip]

    You seem angry about something... I can't quite put my finger on what though.
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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on January 4, 2026 6:49PM
  • Hotdog_23
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    Worse crates yet as far as I am concerned. Generally do one 15 crate stack each season but not this time.
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