Just_call_me_Cola wrote: »vamp_emily wrote: »I think she's talking about when she crit-rushes into the middle of 8 of us. She's definitely alone at that time.
pft.. you should have my name tattoo'd across your face as much as I've hit you.
Example 1 of Many:
Me: put up sieges at nik
Aillen: comes running out like she is going to do something
Me: kills Aillen
Aillen: rezzes and puts a siege on the wall ( lol )
Aillen: gets frustrated because she can't aim her siege at my 4 sieges
Aillen: runs out and tries to burn my sieges
Me: Kills Aillen
Aillen: Rezzes and comes out with 15 EP
Me: dead
Aillen: T-bags me thinking she is cool ( lol )
Me: takes a break and comes back 20 min later
Aillen: still t-bagging me (lol)
Oh wow, that's pretty cool. I can barely remember what I'm doing as I'm doing it.
Omg do me next do you have a cola v Emily story?!?!!
vamp_emily wrote: »I think she's talking about when she crit-rushes into the middle of 8 of us. She's definitely alone at that time.
pft.. you should have my name tattoo'd across your face as much as I've hit you.
Example 1 of Many:
Me: put up sieges at nik
Aillen: comes running out like she is going to do something
Me: kills Aillen
Aillen: rezzes and puts a siege on the wall ( lol )
Aillen: gets frustrated because she can't aim her siege at my 4 sieges
Aillen: runs out and tries to burn my sieges
Me: Kills Aillen
Aillen: Rezzes and comes out with 15 EP
Me: dead
Aillen: T-bags me thinking she is cool ( lol )
Me: takes a break and comes back 20 min later
Aillen: still t-bagging me (lol)
Just_call_me_Cola wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Just_call_me_Cola wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Cola, post the noscope video again. It's probably the best you vs emily fight of all time.
omg i forgot about that. man this thing is old. XD
https://plays.tv/video/5875bf7fba83b06451/tank-and-spank-better-cut-eso?from=user
As long as we're looking at old stuff , here is video evidence of deadly being a cheater
https://plays.tv/video/57b3f49d8b9640e3f8/deadlys-a-hacker-teaching-his-lizard-streak?from=user
report him
and this is how a hanzo main was born
His commitment to the 360 is both the most impressive and infuriating thing.
What do you mean "the 360". Just circling a fight sniping?
....I loath snipers.... most bugged skill in the game.... well... most "desync" skill in the game. And zos just ignore it.
we are in agreement, would you be willing to sign a petition stating how the bow tree is currently out of order and needs a reorder. I'm thinking we move new draining shot to the last and make poison arrow or snipe the 3rd.
#notmybowtree2019
I've had a hard time even logging on lately. The constant "balance" changes that lead to a neverending grind are killing me.
I've had a hard time even logging on lately. The constant "balance" changes that lead to a neverending grind are killing me.
The only people I teabag is some1 who dies while teabaging. That's just too funny to pass.
That or some random dude that teabags me after barely contributing to the 10v1, and that is if I can kill him really quickly after
anamenobodyelsehas wrote: »The only people I teabag is some1 who dies while teabaging. That's just too funny to pass.
That or some random dude that teabags me after barely contributing to the 10v1, and that is if I can kill him really quickly after
Sarcasm aside, the notion that there is some kind of "earned" tbag versus "unearned" teabag is pretty ludicrous...or is that lumsdenml?
ColoursYouHave wrote: »anamenobodyelsehas wrote: »The only people I teabag is some1 who dies while teabaging. That's just too funny to pass.
That or some random dude that teabags me after barely contributing to the 10v1, and that is if I can kill him really quickly after
Sarcasm aside, the notion that there is some kind of "earned" tbag versus "unearned" teabag is pretty ludicrous...or is that lumsdenml?
I don't know about that. If you view teabagging as a form of showboating, it kinda makes sense. If you destroy somebody in a 1v1, showboating is at least reasonable, while if you kill somebody in a 10v1, there is really no reason to showboat.
So it seems like the server has finally given up on tracking all our proc sets and is in a mood.
Good time to tell a @Lumsdenml story.
vamp_emily wrote: »
I think we had a similar storyI came out of Nik and seen all the guards dead then see you. I'm guessing you were sipping your coffee. I attack, we fight a little and then I die. I came back out and killed you but I really think you let me and just wanted a free ride somewhere.
I’m very partial to outposts. Sejanus was my favorite by far. I miss it sometimes. But most of my Emily stories start with a a red vertical column over my head and end with a blue screen.
So it seems like the server has finally given up on tracking all our proc sets and is in a mood.
Good time to tell a @Lumsdenml story.
So you know, I was going around Cyrodiil, looking for some bang-bang when I come across a seemingly empty outpost called Nikel. Bored as I was, it seemed like a good idea to kill all the guards and sit and watch the anchor at the distance. Have I ever mentioned how outposts have the most beautiful views ever. Except Carmala. You can only see a *** bridge and a chasm in front of you. Whose genius idea was it to build an outpost there I will never understand.
So about 5 minutes later, all the guards are dead and I'm having a nice coffee sitting on Nikel porch. Few minutes later an EP comes out and sees me. I believe he was letting me have my alone time because he spent not more than a millisecond on the exposed (and now quite empty) porch and went inside the keep.
I take a sip of coffee and ponder over the design choices of Molag Bal when suddenly I hear a whip-like sound. To my surprise, I notice that I had lost 5k health and had spilled coffee all over my front. It turns out to be an EP spamming snipe from the first floor. Fortunately this was a mag toon, and I could respond in kind. Our back and forth lasted for about a minute or so until another EP showed up.
And like a shining knight riding into the sunset, I see Lums coming at me like I stepped on his grass or something. Fully aware of his reputation, I knocked him back with a flame reach; which he appropriately broke out of. At 75% health, I use my soul harvest, knowing fully well that this is going to be do or die. A few more dots later and he's in execute range. I press my impale button only to realize I'm on the wrong ***ing bar.
One bar swap and he's down. And so was I. The snipe spammer had finally got me.
6? Wait a few more years and you'll be up at 430 everyday, even when you don't work.
So it seems like the server has finally given up on tracking all our proc sets and is in a mood.
Good time to tell a @Lumsdenml story.
So you know, I was going around Cyrodiil, looking for some bang-bang when I come across a seemingly empty outpost called Nikel. Bored as I was, it seemed like a good idea to kill all the guards and sit and watch the anchor at the distance. Have I ever mentioned how outposts have the most beautiful views ever. Except Carmala. You can only see a *** bridge and a chasm in front of you. Whose genius idea was it to build an outpost there I will never understand.
So about 5 minutes later, all the guards are dead and I'm having a nice coffee sitting on Nikel porch. Few minutes later an EP comes out and sees me. I believe he was letting me have my alone time because he spent not more than a millisecond on the exposed (and now quite empty) porch and went inside the keep.
I take a sip of coffee and ponder over the design choices of Molag Bal when suddenly I hear a whip-like sound. To my surprise, I notice that I had lost 5k health and had spilled coffee all over my front. It turns out to be an EP spamming snipe from the first floor. Fortunately this was a mag toon, and I could respond in kind. Our back and forth lasted for about a minute or so until another EP showed up.
And like a shining knight riding into the sunset, I see Lums coming at me like I stepped on his grass or something. Fully aware of his reputation, I knocked him back with a flame reach; which he appropriately broke out of. At 75% health, I use my soul harvest, knowing fully well that this is going to be do or die. A few more dots later and he's in execute range. I press my impale button only to realize I'm on the wrong ***ing bar.
One bar swap and he's down. And so was I. The snipe spammer had finally got me.
Went to Cyrodiil for the first time in a couple weeks today. It's been a long time since I got killed by several different attacks in less than a second. Murkmire PvP sucks.