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So a Khajiit walks into a bar and the Argonian bartender says...
keevil111
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Wanna fight?!
Ok, so who wins a fistfight between an Argonian and a Khajiit? We're talking no gear, no skills, just fisticuffs. Tell us your pick and why.
Ok, so who wins a fistfight between an Argonian and a Khajiit? We're talking no gear, no skills, just fisticuffs. Tell us your pick and why.
PS4 NA
So a Khajiit walks into a bar and the Argonian bartender says... 124 votes
Khajiit, Paws Down!
24%
30 votes
Argonian, Moist Victory!
11%
14 votes
It's a Draw! Both Emerge Bloody But Otherwise Intact.
4%
6 votes
The Khajiit Politely Declines, Then Later, Breaks Into the Argonian's Home to Slit His Throat and Steal an Inkwell.
31%
39 votes
The Argonian Refuses, Citing His Love For His Eggs, Then Offers The Khajiit A Poisoned Skooma.
5%
7 votes
This Is Stupid, Shouldn't You Be Working?
8%
11 votes
This Is Stupid, Shouldn't I Be Working?
13%
17 votes
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keevil111✭✭✭✭Argonian, Moist Victory!I heard that Khajiit "use the litter box" when they die.PS4 NA5
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GabiAlex✭✭✭✭The Dunmer when he calls his slaves back home.@GabiAlex - PC EU Megaserver
Delora Xiaphia - Aldmeri Dominion - Nightblade Bosmer
Ugrim gro-Khar - Daggerfall Covenant - Dragonknight Orsimer
Sena R'en - Ebonheart Pact - Sorcerer Dunmer
Fjorik Firebeard - Ebonheart Pact - Templar Nord
Ophelia Adel Maris - Aldmeri Dominion - Sorcerer Breton
Drinks-In-Silence - Ebonheart Pact - Dragonknight Argonian
Floriancen Larethian - Aldmeri Dominion - Warden Altmer
Zahir at Unar - Daggerfall Covenant - Nightblade Redguard12 -
NoTimeToWait✭✭✭✭✭The Argonian Refuses, Citing His Love For His Eggs, Then Offers The Khajiit A Poisoned Skooma.Argonian will win because khajiit is in skooma induced fever to start a fight in a bar. No sane khajiit would ever attract so many unnecessary stares.
Though, it is also debatable what counts for a win, because later khajiit will leave with pockets full of goods, so in the end khajiit will be better off than argonian.
So, my answer is that khajiit was poisoned by faulty skooma beforehand, but later will return to steal everything (seriously, you need something more than poisoned skooma to kill a khajiit)
But I didn't choose the options where khajiit wins by killing his opponent, because no decent khajiit will ever cowardly slit someone's throatEdited by NoTimeToWait on October 12, 2018 7:45PM0 -
kadochka✭✭✭✭✭Khajiit, Paws Down!You remember the unarmed Claws buff from Skyrim, yes?
But they both fight well.
if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.
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Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The Khajiit Politely Declines, Then Later, Breaks Into the Argonian's Home to Slit His Throat and Steal an Inkwell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tqEVCTMkBnI Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!2 -
kargen27✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Need an "other" option.
The drunk Nord sitting back in the corner cheering them on is the clear winner.and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."7 -
keevil111✭✭✭✭PS4 NA1
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Sevalaricgirl✭✭✭✭✭The Khajiit Politely Declines, Then Later, Breaks Into the Argonian's Home to Slit His Throat and Steal an Inkwell.We all know what the khajiit would do.1
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✭This Is Stupid, Shouldn't You Be Working?I would’ve voted other but there wasn’t an option.1 -
kathandira✭✭✭✭✭
✭Argonian, Moist Victory!Wanna fight?!
Ok, so who wins a fistfight between an Argonian and a Khajiit? We're talking no gear, no skills, just fisticuffs. Tell us your pick and why.
Argonian. They have Hist Sap. They are living weapons.PS4-NA. Breton Templar Healer, Bosmer Stamplar, Breton Magplar, Orsimer StamDK, Dunmer MagDK, Khajiit StamNB, Dunmer MagNB, Argonian Warden Tank, Altmer Magsorc0 -
Silver_Strider✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The Argonian Refuses, Citing His Love For His Eggs, Then Offers The Khajiit A Poisoned Skooma.Hail Sithis
Honestly, too many variables to account for.
What breed of Khajiit?
Is the Argonian being enhanced by the Hist?
We going by ESO mechanics or other ES titles?
I NEED DETAILS DAMN IT!!!!Edited by Silver_Strider on October 12, 2018 8:23PMArgonian forever0 -
keevil111✭✭✭✭Argonian, Moist Victory!Silver_Strider wrote: »Hail Sithis
Honestly, too many variables to account for.
What breed of Khajiit?
Is the Argonian being enhanced by the Hist?
We going by ESO mechanics or other ES titles?
I NEED DETAILS DAMN IT!!!!
Ahh, but you have the details already, my friend. In your imagination. lolPS4 NA0 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I prefer to imagine them both as lovers, not fighters.
Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster0 -
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✭✭This Is Stupid, Shouldn't You Be Working?If it turns into the barfight scene from Top Secret: the movie, then of course the Argonian wins.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭And then they both wake up and realise they can't freely walk into bars because they're slaves.2 -
Tucker3711✭✭✭It's a Draw! Both Emerge Bloody But Otherwise Intact.Because a uninvited Nord ALWAYS wins!@Tucker311- PC
Tucker3711
Nord Beth Rose (EP)
Imperial Freya Var (DC)
High Elf Hestia du foyer (AD)
Wood Elf Epona Caoin (AD)
Hotstuff Queen0 -
kaiage✭✭✭Argonian, Moist Victory!Argonian, his scales are too thick for cat-man's claws.. and lizard-man laughs as he beats cat-man into subconscious...an anonymous EP nightblade and Templar...
also; a warden and nightblade of the aldmeri flavour.
"there's a dragon with matches, that's loose on the town..."
"it's no easy road, this struggle and strife... we find ourselves, in the show of life" - tab @ the tab
If you've been fallen by my steel or blade - sorry there's no tomorrow for yeh!
Kidding;) don't take it so bad, I've been doing this a long time0 -
Rygonix✭✭✭✭✭This Is Stupid, Shouldn't I Be Working?I sometimes have to stop and wonder why I am browsing the forums instead of doing something important..like farming motif pages or something.Ceres Des Mortem-Dark Elf Templar, EP
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Why do you have to pit them against each other when the rest of the world already treats them like crap.
CP2,200+ Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!2 -
WaltherCarraway✭✭✭✭✭The Khajiit Politely Declines, Then Later, Breaks Into the Argonian's Home to Slit His Throat and Steal an Inkwell.hahahahahahahahahahhahahah
you made my dayBack from my last hiatus. 2021 a new start.1 -
srfrogg23✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭This Is Stupid, Shouldn't I Be Working?Ugh... I need to write this paper but I'm reading the forums instead.0 -
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✭The Khajiit has high charisma and thus is able to make the best of a bad situation. The two become fast friends over a round of shots, and run off together on many epic treasure hunting adventures! Eventually they both retire to their separate lives of leisure, but lose touch.
Years later, the aging Argonian reluctantly heads out alone for one last adventure. He raids an ancient tomb, disarming traps and leaving doors ajar as he goes, and uncovers a relic of immeasurable value and power.
Just as he turns to leave, the Khajiit enters the room. The Khajiit is much older now, grizzled, wearing an eye patch. Little did the Argonian know the Khajiit and his machine-gun toting cronies were actually following him all along!
How will it end? Turn in next week!Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.0
