Maintenance for the week of December 15:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
Notes from the asylum
Xx_Mad_Huskie_xX
Soul Shriven
I went to see the doctor and said I keep having this recurring dream where I go to bed at midnight and wake up at 7am, I look at the ESO forums and it says at the top "For your convenience maintenance was completed during the night, whilst you were asleep". What does it mean doc? Am I dying?
And the doctor said "ESO doing maintenance overnight, when the majority of players won't be inconvenienced? Well, you're clearly insane so I'm going to have to section you and lock you up for the rest of your life in an asylum!"
So I'm now in a safe place where I can dribble and rave about things like customer focus and player retention and NOT driving all the people who pay you crap-tons of money every month TOTALLY INSANE EVERY DAMN WEEK.
There, better now, can I have my meds again please nurse...
And the doctor said "ESO doing maintenance overnight, when the majority of players won't be inconvenienced? Well, you're clearly insane so I'm going to have to section you and lock you up for the rest of your life in an asylum!"
So I'm now in a safe place where I can dribble and rave about things like customer focus and player retention and NOT driving all the people who pay you crap-tons of money every month TOTALLY INSANE EVERY DAMN WEEK.
There, better now, can I have my meds again please nurse...
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rafaelcsmaia✭✭✭✭✭
✭DOes your asylum have a hard mode as well? something like doctor +2 nurses? lmao9 -
drkfrontiers✭✭✭✭✭
✭Maintenance is during their work hours. Whats your point?
Ah.. you want THEM to work after hours so you are not inconvenienced..
Edited by drkfrontiers on October 10, 2018 12:43PM"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭It's always daytime somewhere traveller, for someone.
There is no perfect maintenance time - not to mention that even server sweepers need lives and sleep themselves no?
Pick up a tome, wash some dishes, rearrange the things on your desk.
Time will pass soon enough and then everyone can start getting upset about lacquer again instead of maintenance.
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Alkapton✭✭✭Hard mode is when I'm physically nerfed by streightjacket, and mentaly nerfed with lithium and anti-psychotics.
No healer and no tank to break down the walls. Zerged by mad doctors - this could take a while.2 -
Xx_Mad_Huskie_xXSoul ShrivenMy point is they can have a team who, once a week, come in overnight and do the maintenance, particularly stagger the NA and EU times. The start time for NA is in the middle of the night, not sure why it can't be for EU.1
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drkfrontiers✭✭✭✭✭
✭Xx_Mad_Huskie_xX wrote: »My point is they can have a team who, once a week, come in overnight and do the maintenance, particularly stagger the NA and EU times. The start time for NA is in the middle of the night, not sure why it can't be for EU.
Perhaps because its a EU based company and its more convenient & minimises the risk with deployment issues as more support staff available?"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
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pod88kk✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭rafaelcsmaia wrote: »DOes your asylum have a hard mode as well? something like doctor +2 nurses? lmao
That sounds like the start of an adult film1 -
pdblake✭✭✭✭✭
✭drkfrontiers wrote: »Maintenance is during their work hours. Whats your point?
Ah.. you want THEM to work after hours so you are not inconvenienced..
EU maintenance times are usually while I'm at work so it doesn't bother me really, but yes, companies should try as much as possible not to inconvenience their paying customers. If that means staggering their EU and NA times, then that is what they should do.
That way they would always have half their servers up and running too.Edited by pdblake on October 10, 2018 12:54PM0 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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That drops the straitjacket outfit.rafaelcsmaia wrote: »DOes your asylum have a hard mode as well? something like doctor +2 nurses? lmao
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Nighttime is a variable... unless the earth is flat, then it's daytime all time. I guarantee that for someone, maintenance is over by the time they wake up, its just not you.0 -
therift✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Is there room in the asylum for another patient?
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderly Hunter's Glade again, and I saw that there were furnishings slightly askew, or not flush with surfaces, and clipping issues everywhere...
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