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Maintenance Haikus

Gedalya
Gedalya
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For those who need something to do, write a Haiku:

TESO server is down
Yet forever hopefully not so
With love shall she return

Contribute; but remember: a Haiku is: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Edited by Gedalya on April 3, 2014 7:07PM
Baskin Robbins always finds out.

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  • Lazarus_Long
    Lazarus_Long
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    I used to be a
    poet like you till an
    arrow hit my knee.
    Edited by Lazarus_Long on April 3, 2014 6:44PM
    The List For Living - A guide for new or troubled players

    Hey Jute, get in my bag
    Take a lag spike and make it better
    Remember to let research play its part
    Then you can start to make a sweater

    The Bohemian Auction House
  • Gedalya
    Gedalya
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    I used to be a
    poet like you till an
    arrow hit my knee.

    An Adventurer
    I used to be until bane
    Oh bane arrow be
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

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  • khai
    khai
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    I am patient
    Drink with mudcrabs
    Sing with scamps
    Edited by khai on April 3, 2014 7:06PM
    You may say I'm a Dreamer but I'm not the only one.
  • Gedalya
    Gedalya
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    ROFLCopter Yeah
    Whine on forums all day long
    Yeah ROFLCopter
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

    Check out my ESO name generator: eso.tamriel.org
  • Gedalya
    Gedalya
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    Toilets missing true
    No place in TESO to poo poo
    Future DLC a toilet please
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

    Check out my ESO name generator: eso.tamriel.org
  • khai
    khai
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    ESO beckons
    I cannot answer its call
    Servers are down
    You may say I'm a Dreamer but I'm not the only one.
  • Thybrinena
    Thybrinena
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    I am a redguard
    who hunts all in Sovengaard
    but am offline now
  • Gedalya
    Gedalya
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    Leeroy Jenkins Calls
    Resist Him You Must Lest Suffer
    A tale of woe don't repeat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuUBkuN2lwQ
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

    Check out my ESO name generator: eso.tamriel.org
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