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Don’t queue for dungeon if you have to use the bathroom

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Currently waiting 10 minutes for the tank to come back from doing his morning ritual.
Read the scroll in CoA 2 and he said he needed a “loo break”

Smh
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Edited by imnotanother on May 18, 2018 12:46PM
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    Moooom, bathroom!
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  • White wabbit
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    Nature calls can't say when you going to have to go , at least they informed you
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  • imnotanother
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    Nature calls can't say when you going to have to go , at least they informed you

    Pinch that ***, literally, and finish the dungeon. Took less than 4 minutes to kill the boss. Waited twice as long.
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    I recall a post on the official SWTOR forums ages ago about a dude who went AFK to get butter.
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  • ArchMikem
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    I can't believe he didn't have a bucket.
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  • lardvader
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    Rawkan wrote: »
    Moooom, bathroom!

    I do so want to post a gif about that but Gina probably won't be pleased with it :D
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  • imnotanother
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    Lol that tops this one, for sure.
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  • ArvenAldmeri
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    I can't believe he didn't have a bucket.

    There are enough portable chamber pots, in Tamriel, to go around. Trust me. I’ve fenced a ton over the years.
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.
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  • sudaki_eso
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    What an amateur, no bucket or bottle under the table? For raids i recommend using a catheter :blush:

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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)
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  • Xerikten
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    you must be a newb to mmos.

    when the door bell rings you have to answer it

    you got to go when you got to go.

    when the baby needs changing you change it.

    when you have a phone call from work you take it.

    when your wife wants you to help you do it. sometimes it requires logging off.

    when you eat the wrong thing a brief afk to open a window is required. .

    when you empty your beer you need another from frig. this is very important especially for healers.

    etc and etc
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  • zaria
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    I can't believe he didn't have a bucket.
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    it should be an memento
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)

    You're still relatively young, aren't you. :) This is good, time enough for you to experience what causes older folk to, sometimes, need that 15 minutes.

    We're all different as well. Some folk can retain for ages, some cannot. Humans, eh? :)

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  • MerlinPendragon
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    Shouldve kicked em. The boot button is there for a reason.
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  • Mureel
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    I absolutely agree that real life happens - but lol at the thread anyway!
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)

    You're still relatively young, aren't you. :) This is good, time enough for you to experience what causes older folk to, sometimes, need that 15 minutes.

    We're all different as well. Some folk can retain for ages, some cannot. Humans, eh? :)

    Early 30’s. Still young in my mind but I feel like it is more about health than age if you require quarter of an hour to use the bathroom. Just my opinion.
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  • imnotanother
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    Mureel wrote: »
    I absolutely agree that real life happens - but lol at the thread anyway!

    I can lol now that I’ve had my morning coffee
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)

    You're still relatively young, aren't you. :) This is good, time enough for you to experience what causes older folk to, sometimes, need that 15 minutes.

    We're all different as well. Some folk can retain for ages, some cannot. Humans, eh? :)

    Early 30’s. Still young in my mind but I feel like it is more about health than age if you require quarter of an hour to use the bathroom. Just my opinion.

    Maybe they have a outhouse and not a flashy indoor bathroom
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)

    You're still relatively young, aren't you. :) This is good, time enough for you to experience what causes older folk to, sometimes, need that 15 minutes.

    We're all different as well. Some folk can retain for ages, some cannot. Humans, eh? :)

    Early 30’s. Still young in my mind but I feel like it is more about health than age if you require quarter of an hour to use the bathroom. Just my opinion.

    Maybe they have a outhouse and not a flashy indoor bathroom

    Then a chamber pot isn’t out of the picture for them
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  • tim99
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    You should have ask him for a prove, so you can be sure he just didnt troll you laughing in front of the monitor and watching you waiting for him.

    A picture of the result e.g.....

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  • DieAlteHexe
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    Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.

    Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.

    You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.

    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.

    Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)

    You're still relatively young, aren't you. :) This is good, time enough for you to experience what causes older folk to, sometimes, need that 15 minutes.

    We're all different as well. Some folk can retain for ages, some cannot. Humans, eh? :)

    Early 30’s. Still young in my mind but I feel like it is more about health than age if you require quarter of an hour to use the bathroom. Just my opinion.

    And one I shared at your age. Then...time passed. We're not all the same nor operate on the same schedule etc. Have mercy. :)


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  • Violynne
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    Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
    Everyone who takes their phone with them.

    And based on what I've heard about the dungeon finder, 15 minutes is plenty of time. ;)


    Edited by Violynne on May 18, 2018 12:37PM
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  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Currently waiting 10 minutes for the tank to come back from doing his morning ritual.
    Read the scroll in CoA 2 and he said he needed a “loo break”

    Smh

    :D while totally ruining yours, this has made my morning. Thanks for posting.
    Edited by purple-magicb16_ESO on May 18, 2018 12:41PM
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  • imnotanother
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    I think some of you need this product
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    With the amount of cheese builds in PvP, there's no wonder people suffer from constipation problems. That tank has paid dearly for his warhorn. [bugle sound, rifles shooting]
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