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Don’t queue for dungeon if you have to use the bathroom
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SugaComa✭✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »Currently waiting 10 minutes for the tank to come back from doing his morning ritual.
Read the scroll in CoA 2 and he said he needed a “loo break”
Smh
If you don't go when your body tells you you will get piles in later life
Also when you're old you can't trust a fart somyou have to sit on the loo to let one rip
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purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »I think some of you need this product
No. Order of priority:
1. Finish post
2. Wipe
3. Flush
4. WashGive 'er eh!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »Currently waiting 10 minutes for the tank to come back from doing his morning ritual.
Read the scroll in CoA 2 and he said he needed a “loo break”
Smh
L2P Issue
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MuchShock✭✭✭I bring the controller with me to the bathroom and can execute a flawless DPS roation. This is clearly a L2P Issue (learn to poop)I have some characters, play the game and do stuff. It's fun sometimes.
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BozzyTheDrummer✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »White wabbit wrote: »Nature calls can't say when you going to have to go , at least they informed you
Pinch that ***, literally, and finish the dungeon. Took less than 4 minutes to kill the boss. Waited twice as long.
While I do agree, pinch that ***, but you never know, they could have a bad case of the runs and have to wipe more than 10 times and that could take a good bit of time lolEdited by BozzyTheDrummer on May 18, 2018 2:44PMXbox NACP810+Valthyr Alynwen High Elf MagSorc EP
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Vanthras79✭✭✭✭✭Remember that episode of the Simpsons where homer invented a toilet that fits inside an easy recline chair.
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Night_Watch✭✭✭White wabbit wrote: »[Maybe they have a outhouse and not a flashy indoor bathroom
I chuckled a little at this as I live in a small to medium (growing) town with many small towns / villages nearby and I know that still to this day there are properties with 'out houses'. Someone I know bought a terrace house in recent years and actually built out to the outhouse and turned it into a modern bathroom with loo.I bring the controller with me to the bathroom and can execute a flawless DPS roation. This is clearly a L2P Issue (learn to poop)
Can anyone say "Gaming Laptops are portable"? So easy to take a laptop into the bathroom. Handy to have a power outlet nerby - mines in the hall outside loo! (take safety precautions as needed!)Vanthras79 wrote: »Remember that episode of the Simpsons where homer invented a toilet that fits inside an easy recline chair.
Similar chairs are commercially available and have been for a long time. I'm sure a gamer version could be found if we look around.
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bellatrixed✭✭✭✭✭See, this is why I hate when people announce they have to use the bathroom. Like, you save yourself this embarrassment if you just say "Sorry AFK a sec" and the group is saved the image of you on a toilet.ESO Roleplay | RP community for all factions/servers/platforms2 -
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klowdy1✭✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »ArvenAldmeri wrote: »imnotanother wrote: »ArvenAldmeri wrote: »Lol, you cant be even serious? We ALL are just ppl with needs. When nature tells you, you need to go and I dont care if you have to wait 2 minutes for me lol.
Oh I would have excused a quick break. But don’t run over to the scroll, read it, then go take a 15 minute break. Usually, there are indicators your body gives well before a BM. Take care of that business before queuing.
You are being extremely ridicolous, you know that? You are literally complaining about someone needing to take a ****. What if you got cought by terrible pain in your gut and needed to instantly run? Oh, never happened to you? You are lucky. Most will understand when someone needs to take even a long break.
Who takes 15 minutes to use the bathroom?!
And I did understand. We waited. Never thought about kicking them.
Just putting my experience out there as somewhat of a PSA that you should take care of your personal needs before queuing into a dungeon with 3 other people (that have their own needs too)
They obviously didn't need to when they started.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭freaking noobs...
i don't know about the rest of ya - but, i never sit down for gaming without my trusty bonzo close by...
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Night_Watch✭✭✭freaking noobs...
i don't know about the rest of ya - but, i never sit down for gaming without my trusty bonzo close by...
Waste desposal now refreshment later!
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Read up on dumping..
Some people need to go when they need to go..Edited by DanteYoda on May 18, 2018 11:15PM2 -
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✭I suffer from IBS and had to hold it in during VASS - we kept 'wiping' (pun intended) over and over and the trial lead was like, 'one more try guys!'. It was a close call, but we finally did it, although my bowel will likely never be the same again.PC EU & NA5
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