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Why there is no toilet in Tamriel?
cal50
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Well, today I remember this; there is no wc in this game. Public or personal, houses or inns no toilet at all. What do you think?
Edited by cal50 on May 11, 2018 8:38AM 2
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Lunatic_Dizzy✭✭✭You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.XB1 / NALunatic Dizzy (Breton Mag Sorc DPS) *MainLilith the Gilded Flame (Dunmer Mag DK DPS)Varissa the Black Widow (Dunmer Mag NB DPS)Soraya the Midnight Blade (Khajiit Stam NB DPS)Heals-with-the-Heavens (Argonian Templar Healer)Scales-of-Stonework (Argonian DK Tank)21 -
cal50✭✭✭Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.
That minght sense but still there are plenty of gaps. Maybe Argonians or Orcs do that but High Elves? At least they should use bathrooms in their houses. I think ZOS forgot to add this to the game.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭This is not strictly accurate no.
There are at least two such conveniences at Castle Claws.
One of them made from an ancient daedric throne ...
Yours with paws
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Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭In the vein that people somehow think jumping should cost stamina, we can go the realism route here too.
Characters will have the “major need” debuff applied if they didn’t visit a toilet in the last 4 hours, reducing damage, healing and blocking by 50%.
Crown Store exclusive toilet furnishings for your own home, extending the time to 8 hours. Crown crates have radiant apex toilets, extending the time to 24 hours.
On the world toilet day, all toilet furnishings are 30% cheaper. Wouldn’t that be awesome.
Edited by Feanor on May 11, 2018 8:48AMMain characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.33 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭BucketsLunatic_Dizzy wrote: »You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.
In Skyrim, there are forts (and homes) with luxurious bathrooms
They even come with Potions of True Shot
And reading material (hope it's the Lusty Argonian Maid)Edited by Tryxus on May 11, 2018 8:55AM"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU28 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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Skyrim has some toilets in some bandit caves.Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.
In eso they use portable chamber pots.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.6 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Maybe they evolved different on Nirn and instead of pooping, they eat, and the remains are turned into powder which they eject from their ears.٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
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M_Volsung✭✭✭✭✭My character has a bucket discreetly tucked away in a corner of her bedroom."In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"
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MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My character opens a portal to oblivion whenever he needs to do his business.1 -
forwardbias83✭✭✭In my house I actually have plumbing. I used metal flag poles as pipes, dwemer gears for faucet/taps, a dwemer boiler as a water heater, the toilet consists of a wooden crate and bucket, with a dwemer gear as a flusher, another gear for a drain and a pipe that delivers the water for the flush. For the sink I used a wood elf stone bowl, supported by wooden posts, with a pipe and faucet. I also have a water tap in the kitchen and one in the stables area.
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Tandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.1 -
Syncronaut✭✭✭You can mix 2 big monster tropy decors of same size and turn them araund to make a toilet.1 -
MJallday✭✭✭✭✭
✭In the vein that people somehow think jumping should cost stamina, we can go the realism route here too.
Characters will have the “major need” debuff applied if they didn’t visit a toilet in the last 4 hours, reducing damage, healing and blocking by 50%.
Crown Store exclusive toilet furnishings for your own home, extending the time to 8 hours. Crown crates have radiant apex toilets, extending the time to 24 hours.
On the world toilet day, all toilet furnishings are 30% cheaper. Wouldn’t that be awesome.
maybe replace "blocking" with "clenching" - which gives you a bonus ?
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Sparr0w✭✭✭✭✭
✭Lets just make this the SIMS with magic and dragons and stuff
Edited by Sparr0w on May 11, 2018 9:44AM@Sparr0w so I get the notification
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Leandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭In the vein that people somehow think jumping should cost stamina, we can go the realism route here too.
Characters will have the “major need” debuff applied if they didn’t visit a toilet in the last 4 hours, reducing damage, healing and blocking by 50%.
Crown Store exclusive toilet furnishings for your own home, extending the time to 8 hours. Crown crates have radiant apex toilets, extending the time to 24 hours.
On the world toilet day, all toilet furnishings are 30% cheaper. Wouldn’t that be awesome.
I disagree. The debuff should be a 20 minute timer. Afterwards, your pants and lower part of the robes get colored in a non removable brownish color. The color overrides all costumes, polymorphs, outfits and armors.
Minor need does the same, but with pale yellow (we assume that all inhabitants of tamriel live healthy and drink enough)Edited by Leandor on May 11, 2018 9:45AM1 -
Voxicity✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.
There are actually some NPC's in Hew's Bane (females) who urinate against the wall like a man
Dont take a screenshot of them and post it here though because for some odd reason it's a bannable offence, don't ask me why oOEdited by Voxicity on May 11, 2018 9:45AM3 -
Linaleah✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭as others have said already - chamber pots. you can see them under some of the beds in various npc houses. and there is also a stolen item that's a portable chamber pot https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/148967/i-stole-a-chamberpotdirty worthless casual.
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Cave_Canem✭✭✭MLGProPlayer wrote: »My character opens a portal to oblivion whenever he needs to do his business.
That's funny, I also call it 'Opening the portal to Oblivion' after a night on the Monkeypants Mazte and Caramelized Goat Nibbles!0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭This has come up several times now:There are cities in ESO with people and sewers. But never have I found any toilets or anyone who needs them. Where the hell do people do their business?
Phrastus of Elinhir says, “Many of the urns and receptacles you see in Tamrielic houses are actually chamber pots. But of course you already knew that, so I assume your question is intended as a jest. If so, I must say I find it in questionable taste.”#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
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DRAGON_KILLER_HUNTER✭✭✭✭✭In the vein that people somehow think jumping should cost stamina, we can go the realism route here too.
Characters will have the “major need” debuff applied if they didn’t visit a toilet in the last 4 hours, reducing damage, healing and blocking by 50%.
Crown Store exclusive toilet furnishings for your own home, extending the time to 8 hours. Crown crates have radiant apex toilets, extending the time to 24 hours.
On the world toilet day, all toilet furnishings are 30% cheaper. Wouldn’t that be awesome.
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Merlin13KAGL✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS1 -
The_Smilemeister✭✭✭✭✭I'm less interested in knowing why toilets don't exist and more interested in knowing why no one ever seems to need to go to the toilet.1
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Golnebo✭✭✭I had our guild plumber install a loo in my Hunding's Palatial Hall:
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{Nemesis the Magnificent} - Wannabe Magician with a nack for accidentally killing everything around him - Aldmeri Dominion High Elf Mastercrafter.
{Knightmare the Wild} - Fiendish Templar Lady with a must kill attitude - Dunmer by birth - EP by choice.
{Thinks-he-is-Funny} - Tough EP Argonian Dragon Knight. Drinks his ale in Belkarth - Secretly in love with his battlesister Knightmare the Wild. Battlegrounds King.
{Son-of-a-Witch} - Confused Nightblade who took up the dark arts of black magic. Literally sits in Mournhold all day doing nothing. Dreams of returning to Dragonstar Arena.
{Eilalenya Alkinaerith} - Strikingly beautiful High Elf of the Aldmeri Dominion - Seducer of men and elves - Learning the Healer ropes. Heals for fun.
{Blue Bear-y Pie} - Think-outside-the-box Mastercrafter Warden - Enjoys long walks on the beach - Protector of Tamriel's fauna and wildlife - Breton lady.
{Neopatra} - Grumpy old Veteran - Wreaks havoc in Cyrodill - loves her grandchildren - Redguard Brute. In case of bad mood she turns into a werewolf.
{Sneaky little Maraya} - Gorgeous Redguard Bombshell - Evil stamsorc who loves to clear dungeons of monsters.
{Seven of Nirn} - No-nonsense brutal lady-Orc. Always rambling on about the Covenant. Get with it or get out kinda StamSorcOrc.
{Reeks-of-Incompetence} - Hangs in the balance DK. Studied to become a dentist. Alcohol made her do nothing all day. Argonian Historian.
{Doctor Whoops} - Self conscious Sorc . Father to 18 children. None of which are anywhere in sight. Proves shield nerfs wrong. Currently doing vDSA.
{Daisy Deathbringer} - Foul necromancer that likes to hang at funerals and graveyards. Mostly plays with the dead, does not deal much death.
{Major Defiler} - Lovely necromancer who likes to study life. Puts the word romance in necromance.
{Cindiana Jones} - Defected Templar. Very deadly in Battlegrounds. Likes to wander around Cyrodill.
{Sideskirt Bob} - Nightblade who got his nickname when a lady Nord mentioned his waistline.3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭The_Smilemeister wrote: »I'm less interested in knowing why toilets don't exist and more interested in knowing why no one ever seems to need to go to the toilet.
Well it's magic.0 -
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There have to be, at least in some places--Wayrest is praised for its 'commodious modern sewers'-- but I guess they're just not visible for whatever reason. Also, if I remember right, M'aiq has a line about, er, relieving himself in an inapporipriate place, so Tamriel citizens definitely do their bussiness, it's just not very obvious 3
