I've never paid attention to any of them...just give me the stuff!

Remains-Silent is my favorite for herbs.


At least the herbs are usefull.

ShadowHvo wrote: »

If Pacrooti the con artist wins this, we riot.

Literally had no opinion on this until I read ^
LOL BRING ON THE RIOT!!!!

All of them because they give me free stuff.

When I started getting my first mails from these I read them, but after a couple of days it just struck me as 'this is stupid and pointless'. Mostly because the rewards were trash. Now they're all somewhere in the middle of the story. Is there a way to reset them or if I open them on a new character will they be a continuation of the ones I already have going?

Aksel. Must. Die.

Most ANNOYING gatherer ever.

Violynne wrote: »

I'm not ashamed to admit it: I don't know any of their names.

I get it, take attachments, delete the mail.

I ain't got no time for readin'. There are quests to do.

Their mails are just as good stories as the quests

"Here is your shipment. Today in the city, Pacrooti tried molasses for the first time. Surprisingly tasty and sweet. This one thinks he may try some other parts of the mole."

"This one bought a horse that answers to commands. To make it stop, you shout 'Sweet roll!' To make it go, you shout 'Thank the Divines!' Pacrooti was riding and dozed off. When he awoke, the horse was racing towards a cliff. Pacrooti shouted 'Sweet roll!' and it stopped just in time. 'Whew,' Pacrooti said, 'Thank the Divines!' Pacrooti had horsemeat for dinner."

"Today Pacrooti heard a voice say 'Khajiit! I need your help!' He turned around and saw a toad. The toad said 'I've been cursed by an evil mage. The curse will be broken if you kiss me. I will turn back into a beautiful maiden.' Pacrooti put the toad in his pocket. He can get a lot of gold for a talking frog."

"Here is your shipment. Pacrooti has been pondering. Why do the humans insist on calling his people 'Cat Men?' This makes no sense. We do not walk on four legs and rub against them, begging for food. This one thinks he will begin calling them 'Monkey Men.'"

"Do all Bretons think they are hilarious with their joking? One of these had a ball of yarn which he rolled on the ground, thinking Pacrooti would chase it like a common housecat. Pacrooti did bat it around for awhile, but only after he made the Breton eat it."

"Pacrooti cannot reason with these Bosmer. He found a tree that was brown with yellow leaves, and still they hoot and hollar when he tries to cut it down. Why do they call it 'The Green Pact' if it pertains to trees of all colors? Elves are crazy. Or maybe just color-blind."

"Lizard men are foul mouthed and inhospitable. They would not let Pacrooti cut any Hist wood, but he did gather some sap to make a tea. Now all the lizard men have giant heads and they dance with talking grasshoppers. Pacrooti does not recommend making tea from Hist Sap."

"Here are your materials. A caravan guard told Pacrooti that mudcrabs are delicious when steamed. Pacrooti caught some, but they were not delicious. How does one eat such things? He cooked them for hours, but still they are hard like rocks. This one thinks he broke a tooth."

"This one is forwarding your supplies from a tavern that serves fine mead. Pacrooti drank all night with a very nice werewolf. When dawn came, the werewolf transformed into a fat Breton with bad teeth. Pacrooti thinks it is wise to avoid getting bitten by a fat Breton."

"This one has found an additional source of income! He buys Potions of Stamina at discount prices from the Baandari traders and sells them in the city to old men with young, energetic wives. They say these potions are like a cross-town wagon in Windhelm. A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride."

Aksel

It's been a long time since I've gotten them but I liked most apart from the guy who pounded capital letters into stone.

I forgot that Melina Cassel was one of them! Wish I could go back and read her messages. Even though she no longer talks to me in the Reach.

My head-canon has the Woodworker Pacrooti a different person from the Crown Crate Pacrooti.

The Crown Crate guy is much 'smoother'.

URBEK. HE HAS MASTERED THE ART OF WORD-SMASHING.

+1 for Urbek. The only character who develops as he works for you.

Gavin is the funniest by far. Pacrooti made me nauseous several times with all the talk about his lack of hygiene...