Maintenance for the week of October 12:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 12, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC)
• Xbox One: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 14, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®4: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 14, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/

Who is your favorite Gathering Hiring

  • Kodrac
    Kodrac
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    Other
    I've never read one of those mails.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
    Enemy-of-Coldharbour
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭
    Other
    I've never paid attention to any of them...just give me the stuff! ;)

    Jahsul at-Sahan - Redguard Sorcerer (Stamina - Werewolf) Free Bites - PVP Main
    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen - Altmer Templar (Magicka) Master Angler - PVE Main
    Derrok Gunnolf - Redguard Dragonknight (Stamina - Werewolf) Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf - 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart - Breton Dragonknight (Stamina) Master Angler
    Vlos Anon - Dunmer Nightblade (Magicka - Vampire) Free Bites
    Kalina Valos - Dunmer Warden (Magicka - Vampire) Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow - Khajiit Nightblade (Stamina)
    Tithin Geil - Altmer Sorceress (Magicka)
    Dhryk - Imperial Dragonknight (Tank)

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 1300+
  • FrancisCrawford
    FrancisCrawford
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    Melina Cassel
    A number of the hirelings are either funny or likeable.

    Melina Cassell is perhaps the only one who's both. :) And she has an actual story as well.

  • Syncronaut
    Syncronaut
    ✭✭✭
    Other
    Remains-Silent is my favorite for herbs.
    latest?cb=20160619090932

    At least the herbs are usefull.
  • Recremen
    Recremen
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Other
    Urbek invented the printing press and is currently off on a wild tour of the world with his bromantic interest Farrohk, which I am super all about.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • Banana
    Banana
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Other
    They all suck.
  • Diabolus1989
    Diabolus1989
    ✭✭✭
    Madam Firilanya
    So far Madam Firilanya is the only hireling I have in my service, but I love her stories - currently at the part where she realises the mage who saved her from a rioting mob was a Black Worm cultist xD
  • xxthir13enxx
    xxthir13enxx
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pacrooti
    ShadowHvo wrote: »
    If Pacrooti the con artist wins this, we riot.

    Literally had no opinion on this until I read ^
    LOL BRING ON THE RIOT!!!!
  • Kalgert
    Kalgert
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Other
    I quite liked the Aksel Rockbiter saga.

    The tale of a simple-minded man living with his mother, meeting a lovely lass who taught him better English, who got married, the lass being a fierce woman as well (Who probably beat his mom too), and which lead to them all living jappily ever after.

    It was a nice tale.
  • Yzalirk
    Yzalirk
    ✭✭✭✭
    All of them because they give me free stuff.
  • Tasear
    Tasear
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Abnab
    I feel for his brother who is always getting him out of trouble.
  • Shawn_PT
    Shawn_PT
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Other
    When I started getting my first mails from these I read them, but after a couple of days it just struck me as 'this is stupid and pointless'. Mostly because the rewards were trash. Now they're all somewhere in the middle of the story. Is there a way to reset them or if I open them on a new character will they be a continuation of the ones I already have going?
  • Ilsabet
    Ilsabet
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Other
    Aksel Rockbiter. He's my friend and he works hard to send me supplies.

    I liked Pacrooti a lot too but it's hard to get over his corruption at the hands of the crown crate mafia.
    Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer
    Katarin Auclair - DC Breton Warden healer & ice mage
    Lollygags-Where-She-Likes - EP Argonian Templar healer
    Gurtha gra-Margaz - DC Orc Sorcerer stormflailer
    My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
    Ilsabet's Headcanon
    PC NA
  • ValandarTheRed
    Aksel. Must. Die.

    Most ANNOYING gatherer ever.
  • Blkadr
    Blkadr
    ✭✭✭
    Other
    Surprised Zukki-dar isn't on the list, so I went with Other.
  • Ydrisselle
    Ydrisselle
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Madam Firilanya
    Violynne wrote: »
    I'm not ashamed to admit it: I don't know any of their names.

    I get it, take attachments, delete the mail.

    I ain't got no time for readin'. There are quests to do.

    Their mails are just as good stories as the quests :tongue:
  • Ydrisselle
    Ydrisselle
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Madam Firilanya
    Shawn_PT wrote: »
    When I started getting my first mails from these I read them, but after a couple of days it just struck me as 'this is stupid and pointless'. Mostly because the rewards were trash. Now they're all somewhere in the middle of the story. Is there a way to reset them or if I open them on a new character will they be a continuation of the ones I already have going?

    You can read all the mails at UESP :)
  • ZioGio
    ZioGio
    ✭✭✭
    Pacrooti
    "Here is your shipment. Today in the city, Pacrooti tried molasses for the first time. Surprisingly tasty and sweet. This one thinks he may try some other parts of the mole."

    "This one bought a horse that answers to commands. To make it stop, you shout 'Sweet roll!' To make it go, you shout 'Thank the Divines!' Pacrooti was riding and dozed off. When he awoke, the horse was racing towards a cliff. Pacrooti shouted 'Sweet roll!' and it stopped just in time. 'Whew,' Pacrooti said, 'Thank the Divines!' Pacrooti had horsemeat for dinner."

    "Today Pacrooti heard a voice say 'Khajiit! I need your help!' He turned around and saw a toad. The toad said 'I've been cursed by an evil mage. The curse will be broken if you kiss me. I will turn back into a beautiful maiden.' Pacrooti put the toad in his pocket. He can get a lot of gold for a talking frog."

    "Here is your shipment. Pacrooti has been pondering. Why do the humans insist on calling his people 'Cat Men?' This makes no sense. We do not walk on four legs and rub against them, begging for food. This one thinks he will begin calling them 'Monkey Men.'"

    "Do all Bretons think they are hilarious with their joking? One of these had a ball of yarn which he rolled on the ground, thinking Pacrooti would chase it like a common housecat. Pacrooti did bat it around for awhile, but only after he made the Breton eat it."

    "Pacrooti cannot reason with these Bosmer. He found a tree that was brown with yellow leaves, and still they hoot and hollar when he tries to cut it down. Why do they call it 'The Green Pact' if it pertains to trees of all colors? Elves are crazy. Or maybe just color-blind."

    "Lizard men are foul mouthed and inhospitable. They would not let Pacrooti cut any Hist wood, but he did gather some sap to make a tea. Now all the lizard men have giant heads and they dance with talking grasshoppers. Pacrooti does not recommend making tea from Hist Sap."

    "Here are your materials. A caravan guard told Pacrooti that mudcrabs are delicious when steamed. Pacrooti caught some, but they were not delicious. How does one eat such things? He cooked them for hours, but still they are hard like rocks. This one thinks he broke a tooth."

    "This one is forwarding your supplies from a tavern that serves fine mead. Pacrooti drank all night with a very nice werewolf. When dawn came, the werewolf transformed into a fat Breton with bad teeth. Pacrooti thinks it is wise to avoid getting bitten by a fat Breton."

    "This one has found an additional source of income! He buys Potions of Stamina at discount prices from the Baandari traders and sells them in the city to old men with young, energetic wives. They say these potions are like a cross-town wagon in Windhelm. A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride."

    Edited by ZioGio on May 10, 2018 11:52PM
    PC NA
Sign In or Register to comment.