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We must stop the Argonian threat from entering Summerset

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Aliyavana
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Those filthy purses are just objects to be used as spys for the pact, we must deal with them swiftly before they are allowed to enter beautiful summerset
Edited by Aliyavana on May 4, 2018 10:28PM
  • Hallothiel
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    Ffs. This is beyond rpg / role playing / whatever. Get a grip.
  • Aliyavana
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Ffs. This is beyond rpg / role playing / whatever. Get a grip.

    filthy argonian sympathizer!
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    clearly you are trying the "nothing to see here card." We know of your plans to infiltrate beautiful summerset with your scaled friends and we will have none of that!
    Edited by Aliyavana on May 4, 2018 10:36PM
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    But it’s like cows walking themselves right into a handbag/ shoe factory and up the ramps into the skinners. Endless supply!

    Welcome, my Argonian pur—persons, of course!
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    By all means, fear the Argonians. You'll never see what my Breton Silencer has planned for you...

    *rubs hands together while cackling evilly*
  • Marginis
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    This one does not know what you are talking about. He does not see any purses here. All this one sees is an Argonian. Yes, perhaps his scales do not look or feel (or smell) very pleasing, but surely he has some uses, yes? For what tis worth, this one made a raft of one of his Argonian friends once - more effective than one might imagine for crossing rivers here and there (and you don't even have to pick them up and carry them from crossing to crossing! They can walk themselves!).
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    my shadowscales will be there with bells on. assassinating poncy high elves is easy money.
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  • Aliyavana
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    Ohtimbar wrote: »
    my shadowscales will be there with bells on. assassinating poncy high elves is easy money.

    Nah, we will just eat your children as omelets, the dominion did nothing wrong!
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    I have a connection in Black Marsh too...his name is Sithis. Maybe I should arrange for he and Drakaws to meet?
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  • Ohtimbar
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Ohtimbar wrote: »
    my shadowscales will be there with bells on. assassinating poncy high elves is easy money.

    Nah, we will just eat your children as omelets, the dominion did nothing wrong!

    Their failed ops in shadowfen suggest otherwise. Besides, no elf can swim as rapidly or quaff potions as greedily as we of the marsh.
    forever stuck in combat
  • Tabbycat
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    I'm sure opening Summerset has nothing to do with the timely delivery of this large shipment of the Lusty Argonian Maid.
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  • Armatesz
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I will be going on a murder spree on day one of summerset... just you watch me as I thin out the racist high elves that are there.
    Edited by Armatesz on May 4, 2018 11:01PM
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    Armatesz wrote: »
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I will be going on a murder spree on day one of summerset... just you watch me as I thin out the racist high elves that are there.

    that's a racist statement by itself, those high elves did nothing wrong.
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    Ohtimbar wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Ohtimbar wrote: »
    my shadowscales will be there with bells on. assassinating poncy high elves is easy money.

    Nah, we will just eat your children as omelets, the dominion did nothing wrong!

    Their failed ops in shadowfen suggest otherwise. Besides, no elf can swim as rapidly or quaff potions as greedily as we of the marsh.

    The pact stopped a noble effort sadly, such is the ways of the faction that considers argonians as equals. I fear for the dark elves whom consider nords and argonians as "people" worthy to fight alongside, those mer have been lead astray. House telvanni is the only worthy great house atm
    Edited by Aliyavana on May 4, 2018 11:06PM
  • Marginis
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Ohtimbar wrote: »
    my shadowscales will be there with bells on. assassinating poncy high elves is easy money.

    Nah, we will just eat your children as omelets, the dominion did nothing wrong!

    Have you ever actually eaten a fertilized Argonian egg? Suffice it to say, this one would not recommend it. In fact, Khajiit should revise his statement: "Have you ever actually eaten" should be "have you ever actually even tried to eat".

    Quite seriously, they are less edible than daedra meat.

    *shivers*
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    Every week you post an Argonian hate thread, now I'm curious what ever happened to you? Maybe your ex used to rol an Argonian or an Argonian stole your sweetroll? :/
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    Too late! They are already there. >:) Hahaha!
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    cecibergesnrb18_ESO wrote: »
    Every week you post an Argonian hate thread, now I'm curious what ever happened to you? Maybe your ex used to rol an Argonian or an Argonian stole your sweetroll? :/

    He's merely spreading the word of the blight that are argonians
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    @Aliyavana right now. ;)

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    Still going to try calling out Ayrenn, by using her real 9th Era name: KINMUNE.
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    Damned lizards.... >:);)
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    Yellow elves are so jealous that our hides can be turned into beautiful objects of quality & utility! Thier jaundiced hide is no good for shoes or bags! Potion chugging Argonian POWAH!
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    Just leaving this pic of a beautiful Argonian (that fights for the Aldmeri Dominion) here ...

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    dem0n1k wrote: »
    Yellow elves are so jealous that our hides can be turned into beautiful objects of quality & utility! Thier jaundiced hide is no good for shoes or bags! Potion chugging Argonian POWAH!

    This one agrees, very much so. He once had an Altmer skin bag. It did not last a week of adventuring. However, Argonian hides smell something terrible, so those are less than ideal too.

    Khajiit recommends simple mammoth hide or elk hide. Much sturdier than any bipedal race.
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    Taleof2Cities wrote: »
    Just leaving this pic of a beautiful Argonian (that fights for the Aldmeri Dominion) here ...

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    She'd be better off serving the dominion as armor for our troops
    Edited by Aliyavana on May 5, 2018 1:08AM
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Taleof2Cities wrote: »
    Just leaving this pic of a beautiful Argonian (that fights for the Aldmeri Dominion) here ...

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    She'd be better off serving the dominion as armor for our troops
    Like Id be caught dead wearing THAT. Id rather the dominion burn before I grace my flawless altmeri skin with smelly betmer lizardhide.
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    TheNuminous1 wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Taleof2Cities wrote: »
    Just leaving this pic of a beautiful Argonian (that fights for the Aldmeri Dominion) here ...

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    She'd be better off serving the dominion as armor for our troops
    Like Id be caught dead wearing THAT. Id rather the dominion burn before I grace my flawless altmeri skin with smelly betmer lizardhide.

    True
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    And get rid of the flea bags.
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    Divines forbid my Argonian enters Summerset and immediately starts pumpin out eggs so we can infest-i mean make a new life in this wonderful land.
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