I don't care either way. Hardly any games adds it. Yeah seeing ken doll animals is a bit unnatural. On the other hand I am not fully convinced of the maturity of everyone in the playerbase, regardless of age. So yeah, I can see why ZoS might not want to add ***, even if something more modest like sheaths. I can underst and not going for the all hang out versions no matter what.
...there's just something gross about imagining animators carefully sculpting their genitalia...
Seriously? Is that your biggest problem in this game? If you want to see animal balls or a horse swinging his dingdong around then just Google it. I'm sure you can find a category on some of the particular websites for that.
This is a game cowboy, deal with it! There are more important things such as lag or trader system.
Kuramas9tails wrote: »It would probably make it more awkward to be running on my mount and balls are just swaying on my screen. Especially if kids or friends were around and they are just looking at it like "WTF?". But that is more social related in my opinion.
Humans in some cultures are desensitized to animal genitalia to an extent, which is why we can neuter them and are comfortable with no balls on a dog or cat because it's became socially acceptable. As a result, we don't really take "male" or "female" mounts into account on a video game but some do such as yourself. Even 99% of plastic toys of animals have zero genitalia. It's not that we don't know what they have, we just don't care to show it because that's not the important part of domestic animals to us in our society (referring to cats and dogs). Until, that is, you need to sheath clean a horse then it is very real. But thankfully, that is not a part of the ZOS game.
I understand it weirds you out and makes you uncomfortable not to see it. But I just don't think it would be a good use of ZOS development time/money to work on adding it. They probably had reasons for not including it - the awkwardness potentially felt by other players at seeing it could be a reason. Or perhaps they just couldn't get it modeled satisfactorily or it animated weirdly. Or, perhaps it was a matter of keeping details more simple all around for performance purposes. Regardless, adding it to me would serve no real purpose other than to keep one player (and perhaps some others) from being uncomfortable while making others uncomfortable, all at the expense of development time.
This has to be a left over April fools joke right?
Or you lost a bet and the pay was to start a horse genetalia thread on the forum?
We got 99 problems in this game.
Horse nuts ain't one
Nearly spewed my lunch reading this
Lmao
Honestly I'd appreciate that too, there is a wolf mount after all. But one step at a time.Become a Spider-Rider, no balls needed.
Since we're at this topic, has anyone checked the dog pets yet? (How do you insert that trollface? lol)
KanedaSyndrome wrote: »Any kind of nudity is more dangerous than violence, didn't you get the memo?
Maybe all life on Nirn has an illusion spell cast on its junk.
Versispellis wrote: »Could they just fix the horse anatomy in general? Those necks and heads are seriously creepy. All the horses look like they were born with that short spine syndrome that plagues some dog breeds.
Versispellis wrote: »Could they just fix the horse anatomy in general? Those necks and heads are seriously creepy. All the horses look like they were born with that short spine syndrome that plagues some dog breeds.
Admittedly I'd love a general update. It would please a lot of people probably.
VaranisArano wrote: »Versispellis wrote: »Could they just fix the horse anatomy in general? Those necks and heads are seriously creepy. All the horses look like they were born with that short spine syndrome that plagues some dog breeds.
Admittedly I'd love a general update. It would please a lot of people probably.
Then put up a poll and let the forums vote. Make it anonymous so no one gets bothered about their vote. Personally, I really doubt you are going to get all that different of results, but you never know.
VaranisArano wrote: »Versispellis wrote: »Could they just fix the horse anatomy in general? Those necks and heads are seriously creepy. All the horses look like they were born with that short spine syndrome that plagues some dog breeds.
Admittedly I'd love a general update. It would please a lot of people probably.
Then put up a poll and let the forums vote. Make it anonymous so no one gets bothered about their vote. Personally, I really doubt you are going to get all that different of results, but you never know.
How do I, do that exactly? I haven't noticed the option for a poll.