How would you like female dancers and bards in your house?

AceRetriever · April 2018

No

I'd prefer scantily clad Khajit fellas, tbh. In fact, where my scantily clad Razum-dar at?

Lynx7386 · April 2018

Yes

Only if I can have a variety of khajiit girls dancing in the nude.

ArchMikem · April 2018

Yes

Can't I be the scantily clad dancer though? My Guild Hall has a Dancing Pole to boot.

You don't know how hypnotic a Khajiit's tail can be.

Donari · April 2018

No

I'm in the no, not if the only choice is female, no thanks category. Skilled performers are worthwhile no matter their body shape, and the poll either overlooks this or is deliberately provoking.

FloppyTouch · April 2018

Yes

I need strippers at my night club

ArchMikem · April 2018

Yes

Donari wrote: »

I'm in the no, not if the only choice is female, no thanks category. Skilled performers are worthwhile no matter their body shape, and the poll either overlooks this or is deliberately provoking.

I'm gonna go with overlooked. A lot of people simply don't accept it as fact that there can be Male adult performers. They're given the idea that it's strictly a Female thing.

TelvanniWizard · April 2018

Yes

Would be a really nice addition, giving more life to housing.

nryerson1025 · April 2018

why are you all so eager to start a gender war. OP imagined it the way he would have it in his home. don't criticize him for that the same way you dont want to be criticized for having male dancers in your home.

sometimes those of you who are so eager to become champions of human or gender rights, you actually oppress them. there is no problem here. people are simply posting their visions as they envision them...unless that's a problem to all of you.

Enslaved · April 2018

Yes

Dancers and a bard?

Zos: " We nerfed your class once again. Here are some dancers and a bard for your house"
Me: " /y YES"

Hippie4927 · April 2018

No

nryerson1025 wrote: »

why are you all so eager to start a gender war. OP imagined it the way he would have it in his home. don't criticize him for that the same way you dont want to be criticized for having male dancers in your home.

sometimes those of you who are so eager to become champions of human or gender rights, you actually oppress them. there is no problem here. people are simply posting their visions as they envision them...unless that's a problem to all of you.

We're not starting a gender war. I think if the OP is going to poll the forum for a game that has both male and female players, they should have more options in that poll. Otherwise, he could have just made a thread about what he wanted for his home instead of making a poll.

Enslaved · April 2018

Yes

Hippie4927 wrote: »

nryerson1025 wrote: »

why are you all so eager to start a gender war. OP imagined it the way he would have it in his home. don't criticize him for that the same way you dont want to be criticized for having male dancers in your home.

sometimes those of you who are so eager to become champions of human or gender rights, you actually oppress them. there is no problem here. people are simply posting their visions as they envision them...unless that's a problem to all of you.

We're not starting a gender war. I think if the OP is going to poll the forum for a game that has both male and female players, they should have more options in that poll. Otherwise, he could have just made a thread about what he wanted for his home instead of making a poll.

Question was do you want female dancers and a bard. Y/N would suffice.

OlafdieWaldfee · April 2018

No

Male dancers or no dancers!
BTW - Offering my char and his juicy behind up for poledancing:

HappyLittleTree · April 2018

No

I'd rather like a bard/dancer class(malecharacters would be bards, females would be dancers). With option to buff the group in Trials and special skills/ultimates but the thing is you can only activate it in combination with a dancer so it becomes a grand buff.

Also they should add Musical instruments as weapons for bards and whips for dancers ^^

SantieClaws · April 2018

You are suggesting yes that this one should turn her cat house into the other sort of cat house yes?

Khajiit will ponder upon this.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

jaschacasadiob16_ESO · April 2018

I am not interested in female dancers. I mean, really?

I would like the following, tho:

A bard, yes. But not Maluakah!
A chef. And someone helping him/her.
Some servant, cleaning here and there.
My other characters
Rilis. I love him.
Elfbetta. Because ...Elfbetta.
Some random NPC guest. they come to visit your place based on your progress in the different quests.

I would really love to see them talking to each other, practicing at the dummy, crafting, ... Essentially living just like normal people.

logarifmik · April 2018

Yes

Yes, please, I have an empty gibbet waiting for them.

Marabornwingrion · April 2018

Yes

Khajiit dancers please

Shadowasrial · April 2018

Yes

For those starting a gender war grow a pair. It’s just how I imagine it for my house. If you want a house of dudes dancing that’s your choice lol

Jade1986 · April 2018

Yes

I just wanna be able to interact with my bed and lay down properly lol. And then be able to log out like that and when I log in act like I just woke up.

But nooooooo.

Liddyenna · April 2018

Yes

Awesome, that could entertain me while i'm not playing ESO.
Ohh...... you mean that house!

KeiruNicrom · April 2018

Yes

Yes but my home wouldnt be complete without some male redguards, khajiit and orcs dancing as well

Delta1038 · April 2018

No

I would rather have representatives from guilds and npc friends from past quests show up at my place like they were swinging by to catch up or inform of recent events. That would be more fun and appropriate for my character. Really though I do not have a problem with the idea as long as it can be any race/gender. Personally the last thing I want in my home is a bunch of strange women dancing around barely clothed, my life does not need that kind of complication.

HatchetHaro · April 2018

No

I'll say yes only if I can have scantily-clad buff Argonian hunks instead of women.

AlienSlof · April 2018

No

Allanm wrote: »

Offer me scantily clad male dancers and I'll think about it.

^ This ^

Merlin13KAGL · April 2018

You forgot the "Other" option, OP.

Bards would be okay, I guess, so long as you could parse on them.

yiasemi · April 2018

I do. Oh, in game...well, I don't think my Vulkhel Guard garret has enough room to swing a wet gunny sack, let alone a khajiit.

KochDerDamonen · April 2018

I want argonians, of both flavors preferably

Zeni0s · April 2018

No

If there is female dancers, i'll also want male dancers. And an Argonian's maid

A bard, yes! A wayshrine too!

Aeslief · April 2018

I’m all for NPC’s to liven up the house, but only if we get male as well as female options for every NPC. I enjoy objectifying power fantasies as much as the next person!

kimaeril · April 2018

No

I'd rather see my other characters walking around my house.