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How would you like female dancers and bards in your house?

Shadowasrial
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How would you like female dancers and bards in your house?Would you like to see dancing scantily clad women and parts inside of your home dancing to the music that the birds play? How cool with that be to be able to place your own mosh pit inside your house?
Edited by Shadowasrial on April 4, 2018 10:51PM

How would you like female dancers and bards in your house? 162 votes

Yes
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No
42%
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No opinion
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  • Pink_Violinz
    Pink_Violinz
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    No
    Not until I get my scantily dressed orc men.
  • Sekero
    Sekero
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    No
    Offer me scantily clad male dancers and I'll think about it.
  • Rosveen
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    Allanm wrote: »
    Offer me scantily clad male dancers and I'll think about it.
    Ditto.
  • Kanar
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    Yes
    Uh, yes. It's a travesty that this is not already an option.
  • Radinyn
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    No
    Is that sexual harassment?
  • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
    Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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    Yes
    Could pay role players to do it ;)
    Edited by Wrecking_Blow_Spam on April 4, 2018 10:57PM
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  • Ostacia
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    Personally, I'd prefer male dancers.
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  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    I want bosmer dancers
  • Nestor
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    Why do they have to be female? Why can't it be a choice?

    Although, of all the possible NPC choices, Dancers would be far down on the list.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • Hippie4927
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    No
    I'm with the "scantily-clad male dancers" group.
    PC/NA/EP ✌️
  • VaranisArano
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    If they are anything like the "useful" banker, merchant, and smuggler, they'll be fully clothed and only know how to play one song over and over again....and it'll be "Red Diamond".
  • Lupusdiabolus
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    No
    Missclicked, wanted to vote for yes :(
  • Sekero
    Sekero
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    No
    If they are anything like the "useful" banker, merchant, and smuggler, they'll be fully clothed and only know how to play one song over and over again....and it'll be "Red Diamond".

    How to ruin a dream in one easy lesson......... :p
  • emilyhyoyeon
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    Yes
    female and male dancers then yes
    IGN @ emilypumpkin
    Tullanisse Starborne altmer spellsword battlemage & scholar of the ayleids
    Qa'Rirra khajiit assassin & dancer
    Seliwequen Narilata altmer necromancer & debaucher
  • Valamist
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    Yes
    So long as I could have sexy male dancers too. I want my house to be a bisexual paradise!
  • Guarlet
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    No
    Agree with everyone who would prefer scantily clad male dancers.
    AKA The Goblinator, PC/EU
  • Diabolus1989
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    No
    A 'both' option would be nice :smiley:

    I would go further and say I'd want specific characters too.

    Male: Jakarn, Darien Gautier, and Razum-dar
    Female: Gabrielle Benele, Naryu, and Mirabelle Motierre.

    And...now I'm sad because I know it's not going to happen :bawling:
  • srfrogg23
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    Yes
    Well, I’d like the bards anyway.

    My wife would give me weird looks if I had digital “entertainers” in my digital house.
  • Leandor
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    A 'both' option would be nice :smiley:

    I would go further and say I'd want specific characters too.

    Male: Jakarn, Darien Gautier, and Razum-dar
    Female: Gabrielle Benele, Naryu, and Mirabelle Motierre.

    And...now I'm sad because I know it's not going to happen :bawling:

    How could you forget Eveli? And of course, Bumnog?
  • Runefang
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    No opinion
    From what I see in guild chat, gamer girls are in need of these sorts of things more than gamer guys so I think male dancers is in higher demand.

    Or it's less socially acceptable now for men to objectify women but women objectifying men is still fine *shrug*
  • SteveCampsOut
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    No
    Just have all yer guildies over for a slumber party!
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  • Tabbycat
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    Scantily clad parts dancing?

    Parts of what? :o
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • NolaArch
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    No
    Allanm wrote: »
    Offer me scantily clad male dancers and I'll think about it.


    Same here.
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  • SirAndy
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  • Sekero
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    No
    Oh and if the bards are also scantily-clad males, I won't complain. Promise!
  • Kiralyn2000
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    <thinks back to the Twilek dancing girls in my SWTOR stronghold.....>

    Um, no comment? :D


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    It would be nice to have a variety of NPC inhabitants to dress up the houses with. Of course, they'd probably be stuck in one of the very limited 'special' furniture categories, so you'd only be able to have a couple. /sigh
  • Sekero
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    No
    @Runefang Perhaps it's more that men can be more honest about what they like to see nowadays, rather than any negative influence. Think Positive young one.
  • SugaComa
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    No
    I'd like a mix of sexes and fully clothed
  • kylerjalen
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    Yes
    ANYthing to make a house lively. As it is, the only thing that is animated are certain furnishings and pets/mounts. Kinda bland if you have a big space.
  • Bananko
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    Yes
    I suppose like me in real life, my TESO characters like their privacy and thus wouldn't have anyone else in the house on most days.

    But for the sake of this poll:

    Bards and dancers would be in the house for special occasions. There'd be both male and female bards, and they'd all be fully clothed.

    Any dancers there would be female and would either be fully clothed or scantily-clad, depending on the occasion.
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