Ihatenightblades wrote: »That kid has a bright future i want her in my future raids

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Kids do pick up games a lot quicker than a lot of adults. My 10 year old cleared the 1st round of vMA 1st time, with no deaths. Second round, she was getting mown down with the blades. Think she had 3 attempts before I had to go out.
I'm teaching her it so she can farm my gear. Child labour ftw.
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Kids do pick up games a lot quicker than a lot of adults. My 10 year old cleared the 1st round of vMA 1st time, with no deaths. Second round, she was getting mown down with the blades. Think she had 3 attempts before I had to go out.
I'm teaching her it so she can farm my gear. Child labour ftw.
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »drkfrontiers wrote: »".. thats not DPS.."
Always one without fail. I'd seriously be interested to know what your dps was 'weeks' into the game. Not to worry, the chances of her pugging with you in your HM vMoL or AS runs is between zilch and zero.
That meme was a little girl telling other players “that’s not dps” and giving them a dirty look. I don’t think they were picking on your daughter.
Mettaricana wrote: »Lol her biggest issue is standing in red and refusing to use her heals or potions and not heavy attacking
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Kids do pick up games a lot quicker than a lot of adults. My 10 year old cleared the 1st round of vMA 1st time, with no deaths. Second round, she was getting mown down with the blades. Think she had 3 attempts before I had to go out.
I'm teaching her it so she can farm my gear. Child labour ftw.
thomas1970b16_ESO wrote: »Isn't this game rated 18+?
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »thomas1970b16_ESO wrote: »Isn't this game rated 18+?
Which only means under 18's can't purchase said game. Like alcohol (at least in the uk), it's not actually illegal for under 18's to use/consume the product, it's only illegal for an adult, off licence or establishment to sell that product to an under 18. Here in the UK kids 5-17 can drink alcohol provided it's done so on private premisses and there is an adult present. As for this game, when my daughter is doing the houses up or when she was doing MA all chat was disabled, housing put on shutdown and the account hidden so no one could contact my in game account or on PSN. She couldn't see any of the HUD guild messages. All her time spent in game has been done only in solo instances. No way would I let her interact with others. It's not the actual content that's the issue for the best part of the game, it's other players.
Here are the ESO ToS'
By using any ZeniMax Services, You affirm that (i) You are at least 18 years of age (or have reached the age of majority if that is not 18 years of age where You live) OR You have reviewed these Terms of Service with Your parent or guardian and he or she assents to these Terms of Service on Your behalf and takes full responsibility for Your compliance with them (You or Your parent or guardian assenting: "You" or "Your") AND (ii) You are a legal resident of a country where Your access to and use of the applicable Services are permitted. You represent that You are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, and representations set forth in these Terms of Service, and You agree to abide by and comply with them.
This is funny how some people believe in all that written bs. "My 10 yo did this, my 8 yo did that" - where is the proof? Make a video instead of bragging these empty words on the forum, of how brilliant is your child. Without a video proof these are just empty words.
Mettaricana wrote: »Just thought it was funny she queued up for random vet after hitting cp 28 and oddly wasnt the one getting kicked they had to kick the other dps twice.. but in the end with 6 deaths she cleared it will the 2 key reward..
This is funny how some people believe in all that written bs. "My 10 yo did this, my 8 yo did that" - where is the proof? Make a video instead of bragging these empty words on the forum, of how brilliant is your child. Without a video proof these are just empty words.
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »This is funny how some people believe in all that written bs. "My 10 yo did this, my 8 yo did that" - where is the proof? Make a video instead of bragging these empty words on the forum, of how brilliant is your child. Without a video proof these are just empty words.
Luckily none of us will lose sleep over what you want and what you believe. Out of interest though, how would your idea actually work? What would a video actually prove? That someone was playing the game? Unless you want us to post videos of our kids over the net, then nope, it won't make any difference whatsoever. After all, I could be the one playing the game.
I'm afraid I'm just going to have to get by without your seal of approval on this occasion as I have no intention of posting a video of my kid or any kid for that matter on line just to appease some adult.
GreenhaloX wrote: »Mettaricana wrote: »Just thought it was funny she queued up for random vet after hitting cp 28 and oddly wasnt the one getting kicked they had to kick the other dps twice.. but in the end with 6 deaths she cleared it will the 2 key reward..
Not that I'm a kicker, but as the dynamic of this game with so many folks under 300 CP complaining about being kicked for being too low of CP by the others, not getting kicked for a vet dungeon with CP 28, I just can't seem to buy it; particularly a random vet dungeon with a game with so many unforgiving and serious gamers. If you say so, it's cool. On the latter, why children are allowed to play a mature rated game such as this; well, that's another realm I'm not going to touch. Not my place as a non-parent, or authority figure, to say so. I'm sure those parents that do so are quite (and hopefully) responsible as what contents are allowed, though.
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Kids do pick up games a lot quicker than a lot of adults. My 10 year old cleared the 1st round of vMA 1st time, with no deaths. Second round, she was getting mown down with the blades. Think she had 3 attempts before I had to go out.
I'm teaching her it so she can farm my gear. Child labour ftw.
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Kids do pick up games a lot quicker than a lot of adults. My 10 year old cleared the 1st round of vMA 1st time, with no deaths. Second round, she was getting mown down with the blades. Think she had 3 attempts before I had to go out.
I'm teaching her it so she can farm my gear. Child labour ftw.
ZOS_Holden wrote: »Wow, @Mettaricana, that's really impressive! Busting heads at just 9 years (Vet no less), You must be very proud.
Thank you all for sharing stories of your own little achievers. They grow up so fast!
ZOS_Holden wrote: »Wow, @Mettaricana, that's really impressive! Busting heads at just 9 years (Vet no less), You must be very proud.
Thank you all for sharing stories of your own little achievers. They grow up so fast!
Mettaricana wrote: »She is barely any role no sets just spams wrecking cleave and warden bear lol but she won
WakeYourGhost wrote: »Mettaricana wrote: »She is barely any role no sets just spams wrecking cleave and warden bear lol but she won
She is now my Hero.
If ZOS doesn't add some obscure reference in their game about a 9 Year Old girl with a Bear Pet running around with a large weapon slaying Daedra and Undead for fun (or perhaps slaying a Dragon in an age long forgotten), my enjoyment of this game will be critically hindered.
Mettaricana wrote: »WakeYourGhost wrote: »Mettaricana wrote: »She is barely any role no sets just spams wrecking cleave and warden bear lol but she won
She is now my Hero.
If ZOS doesn't add some obscure reference in their game about a 9 Year Old girl with a Bear Pet running around with a large weapon slaying Daedra and Undead for fun (or perhaps slaying a Dragon in an age long forgotten), my enjoyment of this game will be critically hindered.
They should add a locale with a child sized skeleton holding a maul with a bear skeleton next to it. Surrounded by 100 skeletons be like "E. Was here" on a lore note page