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Bathien
Bathien
- Do you like DKP systems, mandatory raid schedules, and PvPeen waving?
- Do you deliver more teabags in one CoD match than a butler does in a year at Buckingham Palace?
- Do you spend so much time gaming that your MMO would be considered your common-law spouse in most US States?

If so, then Unrepentant is... seriously not the guild for you.

Unrepentant is a deeper shade of soul. We remember what the Grey Fox looks like under his mask. Reading the Elder Scrolls only makes us a little nearsighted. We were naked before Sanguinus sent us to Leyawinn. That arrow you took to the knee? That was us.

Do you want to run around with The U in ESO? Well, it only takes three things. First, you have to be 18 or older. Second, you need to hook up with one of us in game or on our website to get a temporary invite into the guild. Then, once you're sure we're the nuts you want in your candy dish, you need to drop an application on our forum.

Pants off, game on! Stay classy, Tamriel!
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    We are an Ebonheat Pact base guild. However we will play in other locations as well.

    Also, We are on the US Mega Server but have members all over the world.
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    Come and give us a gander, or a goose, we are flexible...
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Decora
    Decora
    Soul Shriven
    I find your post hilarious and I have a severe dislike of wearing pants. It appears I would be a good fit.
  • fhaol
    fhaol
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    Unrepentant..Joining them was the best thing I've ever done in my MMO Career! We also do other genres of games for those interested.
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    Decora wrote: »
    I find your post hilarious and I have a severe dislike of wearing pants. It appears I would be a good fit.

    Stop by the site, have a gander. Discuss random frivolities in thirsty troll tavern. Success!
  • Aricle
    Aricle
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    Your first three items are exactly what I don't want... And the punch line was great. I'm new to MMOs but not gaming/Elder Scrolls. I'll check out your site!
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. -Sarah Williams
    @Aricle in-game. Ebonheart Pact with a dash of Aldmeri and Daggerfall.
  • Bargi
    Bargi
    Cudos to one pantless guild from another where pants are optional; The Free City of Loclhainn (EU - Daggerfall Covenant)! We saltue you!
    Bargi, breton dragonknight of The Free City of Lochlainn
    EU - Daggerfall Covenant
  • Dantic
    Dantic
    Soul Shriven
    Aricle wrote: »
    Your first three items are exactly what I don't want... And the punch line was great. I'm new to MMOs but not gaming/Elder Scrolls. I'll check out your site!

    Be warned, they will offer you candy, but what they give you, is most definitely not candy.
    Pantsless Urchin of the Unrepentant Gaming Guild
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Kazzaronie
    I think I would like to check this guild out! o.O Sounds like my kind of place.
    @Kazzaronie

    "My body is my journal, my tattoos are my story" -Johnny Depp
    Criticizes the game about the number of bugs. Complains whenever game goes offline for maintenance for said bugs. >:)
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    Don't be afraid of the candy...

    We have members also playing in Daggerfall and Aldemari. Main group is Ebonheart though.
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    Our crafters are ramping up thier production now. Enjoying this game a lot.
  • Aricle
    Aricle
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    Dantic wrote: »
    Aricle wrote: »
    Your first three items are exactly what I don't want... And the punch line was great. I'm new to MMOs but not gaming/Elder Scrolls. I'll check out your site!

    Be warned, they will offer you candy, but what they give you, is most definitely not candy.

    Don't mix the dextro and levo...
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. -Sarah Williams
    @Aricle in-game. Ebonheart Pact with a dash of Aldmeri and Daggerfall.
  • resmith2_ESO
    resmith2_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    To subscribe to our newsletter you must choose one of these five candies. Red, Green, Blue, Yellow or Pink.

    One will take you to our application page (access to news)
    One takes you to My Little Ponuly land (Yes, it is important!!)
    One takes you to a Sparkle Party (quite fun)
    One will make you wake up from this painful truth of reality
    And One will keep you in this blissful ignorance of illusion.


















    ps Take the Green one. It takes you to our app which will open you up to all of the above options. Cause thats how we roll in The U.
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    If you take all of them it makes you pee purple...
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    So leveling certainly begins to scale up in your 30's...
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    Really? Im kind of stuck... keep opening boxes instead of actually leveling.
  • MordenOtomo
    Dear Victims Applicants,

    There have been concerns that the candy Bathien promised you tastes like chloroform. We would like to assure you that the candy is absolutely fine and the wooziness you feel is just the bliss of being around the spectacular individuals that populate Unrepentant. Except Hunt God, he's more sparkly than spectacular.
    “This comment was written using 100% recycled words.”

    "Spelling errors brought to you by "Lack of Coffee".

    Unrepentant Gaming...Pants Off, Drink On.
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    Everyone seems to like my milkshakes, at least all the boys in the yard don't seem to complain.
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    I'm filing a formal complaint against the milkshakes.. all you have is vanilla and I want mint chocolate chip!
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    If I eat enough pistachios it will be green, don't ask about those chocolate chunks though...
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Dao_Jones
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    People who are not in this guild seriously need to join this guild. I see people in zone chat every day - looking for items, paying for vamp/ww bites, trying to desperately get groups together, arguing with idiots...

    Folks, you need a guild. More specifically - you need this guild. We give each other items for free; our guild bank is full and our guild store is empty. We have several vamps and werewolves who will cheerfully infect anyone interested (for free). We run content all day long. And you won't need to argue with any idiots in The U - all of our idiots are in agreement with each other.

    This post has the honor of being the first thing I've written on my shiny, sexy new laptop. Doesn't it seem high-tech and fancy?
    You've played with the best... now play with the rest!

    www.unrepentantgaming.com. Pants off - game on!
  • Bathien
    Bathien
    Wow... its so shiny I see unicorns and rainbows flying at me from the words
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    So I finally hit my Veteran levels...I still love the game but OMG, so grindy...

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    Oh yeah and submit an app for our guild...
    Edited by huntgod_ESO on April 22, 2014 10:50PM
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Pfloyd
    Pfloyd
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    This thread needs some Pfloyd, as there's way too much HuntGod and Bathien going on here.

    Those of you who are guildless, friendless, and otherwise clueless, The U is where you belong. We're all long-termish and stuff. Get tired of playing ESO after 2 months? Screw it! You'll still be a Uey and get to play Cards Against Humanity with us on Saturday nights (because we obviously have no life outside of Unrepentant Gaming)! You can listen in on Havokist's sexy British voice while he plays pretty much every game out there! You can get angry with Mr. Dao Jones and be taken to PMs like a BOSS!

    Bottom line - I've been a Uey since October 2011, and nothing has broken (too badly, at least) yet. Drop yer drawers, join up, and have fun, dammit.
  • Aricle
    Aricle
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    I'm in five guilds- lots of chat happening- but not a lot of grouping- they're more crafting/socializing oriented or waaaayyy higher level than me..... all fine elements- but I do hanker to do more than get wiped out in dungeons when I venture into those areas- or be farmed out of clearing the dungeon, which is a topic for another time. :)
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. -Sarah Williams
    @Aricle in-game. Ebonheart Pact with a dash of Aldmeri and Daggerfall.
  • mickeyevillafanb16_ESO
    mickeyevillafanb16_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    I have been a member of this guild for years and I never met a more screwed up, twisted, awesome group of people. You won't regret joining
  • Pfloyd
    Pfloyd
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    Aricle, we have our guys who are pretty advanced, but they still take the time to show the ropes or help out when another Uey is in need. We're a guild of like-minded folks who have one interest in common - having fun. Two interests, actually - having fun, and helping others. Well, maybe three interests in common, but you get the point.

    Apply to the U!
  • Jobu
    Jobu
    Soul Shriven
    I am on my 5th year in the U and around the 4th MMO with them. They are a great bunch and whatever your preferences are, you most likely find a group of gamers here to join you.
  • huntgod_ESO
    huntgod_ESO
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    I am going to begin posting 1 little helpful tidbit every few days from my "Now you know" posts on our official forums.

    1 - Free trip to the wayshrine. Out in the middle of west bumfuck? Go to the guild roster click on any online player and select travel to player, you will be ported to the nearest wayshrine for free and can then port to where you actually wanted to go.
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
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