Unrepentant: Remove pants before clicking <continue>

MordenOtomo

Pfloyd wrote: »

Those of you who are guildless, friendless, and otherwise clueless...

I prefer blissfully ignorant. It sounds classier.

huntgod_ESO

I prefer informed ignorance...

Aricle

huntgod_ESO wrote: »

I prefer informed ignorance...

Once you're informed, are you still ignorant?

MordenOtomo

Protip: Don't fall asleep at your computer while running toward a cliff, then wake up due to your character screaming as they plunge to their doom, and start wildly hitting buttons causing your character to respawn in the the middle of a group of elite daedra, who proceed to eviscerate your character as you continue wildly mashing buttons in a bewildered haze.

I'm not saying that happened to me...it was a friend...from Niagara Falls...you wouldn't know them.

Bathien

This is a usual occurrence around here. Except there are other people around to point and laugh at you.

MordenOtomo

Protip: Don't try to 5-man a 4-man dungeon then wonder why there is always one person in another instance. Not that, that happened to me, I'm just saying IF you try to 5-man a 4-man dungeon, one of you will probably always be in a separate instance. So don't do that...or if you do, do that make sure the loner is really,really good...and has lots of health potions. Just a friendly protip.

bhiggib14_ESO

You want dem bites, I got dem bites.

huntgod_ESO

MordenOtomo wrote: »

Protip: Don't try to 5-man a 4-man dungeon then wonder why there is always one person in another instance. Not that, that happened to me, I'm just saying IF you try to 5-man a 4-man dungeon, one of you will probably always be in a separate instance. So don't do that...or if you do, do that make sure the loner is really,really good...and has lots of health potions. Just a friendly protip.

What kind of moron would do something like that...sorry again :-P

Bargi

Pantastic attitude!
If I had them on I'd take my pants off for you guys. But since our pants are optional I have opted to not have them on. This might not make much sence, but then that's also optional.

MordenOtomo

Does anyone else find it disturbing playing a vampire or werewolf while using fighters guild skills to kill vampires and werewolves? I find myself wanting to jump up on a rock and scream,"TOO ME DARK BRETHREN, LET US FEAST UPON THE NORMALS!!!" Instead I run up and shoot them in the face with silver bolts and loot their corpses...as I cry softly.

mfritzlen

You guys sound awesome! Looking for you shortly

nerrollus

Bathien wrote: »

- Do you like DKP systems, mandatory raid schedules, and PvPeen waving?
- Do you deliver more teabags in one CoD match than a butler does in a year at Buckingham Palace?
- Do you spend so much time gaming that your MMO would be considered your common-law spouse in most US States?

If so, then Unrepentant is... seriously not the guild for you.

LOL! You totally win the internet for the day.

huntgod_ESO

2 - Do not waste money repairing items. Even the best low level gear is only good for 3-4 levels, if that. Rather than repairing just make a new piece or have one made, it will cost a nothing compared to repairing. There are clearly a few exceptions to this rule, but for 99% of leveling gear, just find a new piece.

xeyko

I think this is the place I need to be. How do I sign up

MordenOtomo

xeyko wrote: »

I think this is the place I need to be. How do I sign up

Are you hot? We only take the hottest of the hot in Unrepentant. Or you could click the link in my signature and try filling out an application at our website. But to tell you the truth, the people who review the applications are petty bureaucrats. They'd make a Vogon blush with shame. You could also hit up one of the officers for an invite in-game, some of them might even wave the bribe happy tax. If you really want in though, just send me a sex tape featuring Helen Mirren. I guarantee you'll get in if you can do that.

xeyko

Well you see, Towelie and I are gonna get high. So I invited Bea Arthur to join us, but she was too busy returning her Norwegian parrot pining for the fjords. So i might have to go with the application and hope my Vogon Poetry works it wonders.

MordenOtomo

Who can forget that classic from 1975, yes you guessed it, that smooth tune from the master of funk...Black Buster with Bump the Bump.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iUmJV6tkLwo

foxsyd

LOL! Well I'm am a bit if nut, and i got one more guild I can join. You guys sound like a good fit. I'm @foxsyd in game, if I'm online tonight I'll fill in the application.

huntgod_ESO

Just keep in mind despite what ZOS thinks a guild is, we are something more, we are a community that exists outside whatever game you happen to be playing with. We are an extended family of friends and similar minded sorts conglomerating online and playing together.

We look forward to having you join out cul...community.

Don't forget the free kool aid and cookies before your nap :-)

huntgod_ESO

3 - Horses continue to sprint even after stamina is exhausted, horses can sprint indefinitely, but if they have no stamina and you are hit, you are stunned for a few seconds.

MordenOtomo

I was recently asked, "Morden, you stunningly handsome beast, why did you join Unrepentant Gaming?" Well folks, other than the fame, fortune and beautiful people, I would have to be say I was probably drunk...in a good way. And they were the only ones that didn't care that I had lost my pants. And for the free candy. You can pick around the roofies and chloroform.


PS - Molag Bal is a dirty hacker! If Zenimax really cared about this game they would have banned him by now.

huntgod_ESO

I found Unrepentant while playing Champions Online and after joining never looked back or even glanced at another guild or gaming group.

They are always there when that next game comes along, they are there when I go to revisit an older one, they are there when I am between games.

They are always there.

When I'm in the shower, eating dinner, going to the doctor...they are there.

Oh god someone help me!

Bargi

Your Pantlesness:
I think our Tordesillas treaty is working well. Just a minor issue - do you consider Greenland to belong to the American side or the European side? (Hint: keep in mind you got Antartica).

Best regards
Herald of the optional pants

huntgod_ESO

Well as far as I'm concerned the Vikings can keep Greenland...

Bathien

Yeah. Greenland lies.. its not green. Its cold!

MordenOtomo

Interesting, geographically Greenland is in North America, but politically it is European. However, I hear it's full of icky Danes, and no one wants them. Now if it was full of penguins or chocolate, I'd fight for it, but Danes...you can have them.

huntgod_ESO

I wouldn't mind taking Iceland...

Bargi

Iceland is full of rebels anyway .
...wait, did you mean Iceland the country, or Iceland the goat?
Step away from the goat!

MordenOtomo

Dear Readers,

In a previous post I accused Molag Bal of being a 'dirty hacker'. I have since been informed that Molag Bal is in fact an NPC, and that he is 'working as intended'. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Mr. Bal and his family for any distress my words may have caused them.

Thank You.

huntgod_ESO

On behalf of Mr. Bal, I would like to except your apology and notify you that we will not be proceeding with litigation for slander at this time.