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I've never even TOUCHED steam in my entire life

  • VelimOrthic
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    Nova Sky wrote: »
    Heh. Well, OP, there's certainly one thing you're proving: You're a very angry person right now.

    That said, what does Zeni gain by "fibbing" about ESO's Steam-access troubles? Do you think Zeni's techs are having a ball right now? I'd bet not.

    They'e been getting absolutely smashed for this latest patch. So the answer might be ... pride.
  • heaven13
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    The best way to get some attention is to put in a report or make a rational, matter-of-fact post and use @ name of a dev. What issue you're experiencing, what your specs are, how/if it is reproducable. Raging about it and bleeping out words to show how mad you are is unproductive at best and no one is going to take you seriously. If you can't be respectful, why would anyone want to bother helping you?
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  • DieAlteHexe
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    Villious wrote: »
    @VelimOrthic this game is 18+ please be kind and leave until proper aging requirement had been meet.
    You're calling me a child. Good one.

    He's calling you a child because you're acting like one.
    I'm pointing out a very reproducible bit of logic. If I, as a user, have never had anything to do with steam, then how could it possibly be a steam issue.

    I appreciate the fact that these forums get one-sided. It's fun. We get bored.

    But there's nothing childish about logic.

    Could be an issue with more than just Steam. Did you read the red banner at the top of the page? There is something going on or there would not be a need to investigate with Steam.

    It's 0330 here or I'd ask folk that I know who both have Steam and don't and see what they experienced but I'm pretty sure they'd shout at me if I asked them to right now. I did read a thread over on Steam where folk are having major issues.

    Eh, who knows...

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  • MW2K
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    I'm pointing out a very reproducible bit of logic. If I, as a user, have never had anything to do with steam, then how could it possibly be a steam issue.

    That's "logic" is it? You need to bone up on what logic is, and the application thereof in a major way.

    What you've just described is anecdotal.

    Here's my equally "logical" piece of anecdotal evidence. I can't log in using Steam, but if access the eso64.exe directly and use my non-Steam account credentials, I can log in.
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  • MadZod
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    This is a productive post.

    I provided person proof that it's not a steam issue.

    What in the hell is the matter with you.

    Could you possibly be a bigger shill? Are you trying to set some kind of a record for shilling.

    I understand you are aggravated, I can't play either, but I am in tears laughing at this! It hit my funny bone. Cheers and hope we're in game soon!
  • AzraelKrieg
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    So I guess all those people that can't access the DLC because their ESO+ was managed through Steam are all lying and it's ZOS's fault?
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  • VelimOrthic
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.
  • Villious
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    Cool. I'm a scientist too, and an astronaut.
  • DieAlteHexe
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    And when presented with information that would seem to contradict current conclusions, scientists will generally investigate that new information rather than reject it out of hand.

    Just sayin'.

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • Judas Helviaryn
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    You are not a generic "Scientist".
    A respectable adult doesn't act like you do, especially not one who can hold down a job.
    It's Steam.

    Go brush your teeth, it's time for bed.
  • VelimOrthic
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    And when presented with information that would seem to contradict current conclusions, scientists will generally investigate that new information rather than reject it out of hand.

    Just sayin'.
    Perhaps I missed said information in the beating. Was there information that explained the steam issue? Reminder: I do not nor have ever had steam.
  • VelimOrthic
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    You are not a generic "Scientist".
    A respectable adult doesn't act like you do, especially not one who can hold down a job.
    It's Steam.

    Go brush your teeth, it's time for bed.

    A respectable adult doesn't insult people for no reason.

    [snip]

    [Edit to remove bait.]
    Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on February 15, 2018 2:56AM
  • DieAlteHexe
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    And when presented with information that would seem to contradict current conclusions, scientists will generally investigate that new information rather than reject it out of hand.

    Just sayin'.
    Perhaps I missed said information in the beating. Was there information that explained the steam issue? Reminder: I do not nor have ever had steam.

    On the main "General" page there is a red banner put there by ZMax, have you read it?


    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • VelimOrthic
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    And when presented with information that would seem to contradict current conclusions, scientists will generally investigate that new information rather than reject it out of hand.

    Just sayin'.
    Perhaps I missed said information in the beating. Was there information that explained the steam issue? Reminder: I do not nor have ever had steam.

    On the main "General" page there is a red banner put there by ZMax, have you read it?

    yeah. before i made the thread
  • VelimOrthic
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    And when presented with information that would seem to contradict current conclusions, scientists will generally investigate that new information rather than reject it out of hand.

    Just sayin'.
    Perhaps I missed said information in the beating. Was there information that explained the steam issue? Reminder: I do not nor have ever had steam.

    On the main "General" page there is a red banner put there by ZMax, have you read it?

    ah they took steam out of it

    I'll take credit for that.
  • Judas Helviaryn
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    You are not a generic "Scientist".
    A respectable adult doesn't act like you do, especially not one who can hold down a job.
    It's Steam.

    Go brush your teeth, it's time for bed.

    A respectable adult doesn't insult people for no reason.

    Lay down in bed with your cancer dog and your cancer mother.

    Son, your mother didn't raise you to act like this. If she were standing in the room right now, reading what you posted, do you really think she wouldn't have you over her lap in a heartbeat? All you're doing is digging your hole deeper, and most everybody here knows you won't have a forum account by noon tomorrow, unless you man up and shut this tantrum down.

    You can be a child and get banned, or you can be an adult and take your lumps.

    Choose.
    Edited by Judas Helviaryn on February 15, 2018 2:43AM
  • DieAlteHexe
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    You are not a generic "Scientist".
    A respectable adult doesn't act like you do, especially not one who can hold down a job.
    It's Steam.

    Go brush your teeth, it's time for bed.

    A respectable adult doesn't insult people for no reason.

    Lay down in bed with your cancer dog and your cancer mother.

    Wow...just wow.

    That was pretty low.

    Why can't people discuss things, disagree without it turning into a pissing contest?


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  • VelimOrthic
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    Damn I'm good. Wish I was as good at making real money as I am at making fake money.

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  • Ardan147
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    Probably something on Steam's end. Which just goes to show that ZOS hardly has a monopoly on incompetence.
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  • MW2K
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    The funniest thing to me is the people who thing I'm some way or another "bothered".

    I am a scientist. What we scientists do is we point out inconsistencies. When the world doesn't add up, we go at it until the world acknowledges the fact that it doesn't add up.

    That's how to get change to occur.

    That's all.

    You are not a generic "Scientist".
    A respectable adult doesn't act like you do, especially not one who can hold down a job.
    It's Steam.

    Go brush your teeth, it's time for bed.

    A respectable adult doesn't insult people for no reason.

    Lay down in bed with your cancer dog and your cancer mother.

    Wow...just wow.

    That was pretty low.

    Why can't people discuss things, disagree without it turning into a pissing contest?

    Because you are being trolled.
    Lighting braziers and dispelling wards in Tamriel since 1994
  • VelimOrthic
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    Ardan147 wrote: »
    Probably something on Steam's end. Which just goes to show that ZOS hardly has a monopoly on incompetence.

    We've all been there. "Sir, have you tried callling...."

    IVE BEEN WAITING ON THE PHONE WITH YOU FOR 40 MINUTES, NOW YOU WANT TO PASS IT OFF TO THEM
  • boombazookajd
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    Someone make the madness stop
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  • ZOS_GregoryV
    Greetings all,

    We are closing this thread as the issue is the same as this thread here.

    Thank you for your understanding!
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