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Signs your GF thinks you play too much ESO?

Eddyble
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Maybe she’s throwing me hints?

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And trying to kill me?

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Edited by Eddyble on February 12, 2018 4:01PM
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  • Rex-Umbra
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    Another sign is when you notice all her stuff is gone.
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  • Kwik1
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    I don't know...she left me when I wouldn't stop playing ESO...
  • Chrlynsch
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    My girlfriend left me a note on my computer.

    "It's not working, I can't take it anymore, I am going to my mom's place."

    My heart dropped, an unfathomable degree of sadness filled me. We had spent countless hours together over the the course of 4 years.

    I quickly hit the power button, proceeded to log into ESO... my character loads.
    pshhh, she is crazy the computer works just fine.
    Edited by Chrlynsch on February 11, 2018 10:58PM
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  • Elsonso
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    Rex-Umbra wrote: »
    Another sign is when you notice all her stuff is gone.

    Yeah, but that might take a while to notice.
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  • Sixty5
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    What if you are too busy with ESO to have a girlfriend?
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  • Radinyn
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    :'(
  • klowdy1
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    Get married and stop caring.
  • kyle.wilson
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  • Voxicity
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    My gf plays ESO more than me
  • LordGavus
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    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.
  • Lysette
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    LordGavus wrote: »
    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.

    Just out of curiosity, are you both playing together or has each of you a different playstyle and prefer to solo or play with a different set of friends?
  • Meld777
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    LordGavus wrote: »
    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.

    I bet my girlfriend has more dps than yours!
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  • Kwik1
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    Meld777 wrote: »
    LordGavus wrote: »
    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.

    I bet my girlfriend has more dps than yours!

    So, your saying your girlfriend can beat up his girlfriend?
  • LordGavus
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    Lysette wrote: »
    LordGavus wrote: »
    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.

    Just out of curiosity, are you both playing together or has each of you a different playstyle and prefer to solo or play with a different set of friends?

    She does half solo half together. I made a new character without cp to not nuke everything.

    She's only been playing for a few months and is happy mostly questing and exploring with the occasional dungeon.
    Meld777 wrote: »
    LordGavus wrote: »
    Nice.

    I just got her into eso too. No more comments on how long I play.

    I bet my girlfriend has more dps than yours!

    Is this going to be the new 'my dad can beat up your dad' :D
  • Slick_007
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    Rex-Umbra wrote: »
    Another sign is when you notice all her stuff is gone.

    thats not a problem. but when she cleans your bags out on the way...
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    LordGavus wrote: »
    Lysette wrote: »
    Is this going to be the new 'my dad can beat up your dad' :D

    Yeah but hotter!
  • Runefang
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    Signs you're not playing ESO enough: you have a GF.
  • boombazookajd
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    Mine actually helps, during dungeons she'll keep an eye on team mates or my health bar. She'll watch and is actually rather engaged, she'll get all excited when she see's lots of yellow (I turned my bad things to yellow instead of red).

    She knows which toon is my tank or dps and she's even picked up some things from guild chats.. The other day out of the blue she asked me how much my dps increased after crafting Hundings.

    I know there are days I play a lot but I find a proper balance to the game and rl.

    That said, the fact that she knows what set I run and ground based aoe is, means I play too much.
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  • Smmokkee
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    Chrlynsch wrote: »
    My girlfriend left me a note on my computer.

    "It's not working, I can't take it anymore, I am going to my mom's place."

    My heart dropped, an unfathomable degree of sadness filled me. We had spent countless hours together over the the course of 4 years.

    I quickly hit the power button, proceeded to log into ESO... my character loads.
    pshhh, she is crazy the computer works just fine.

    Lol! That was a good one.
  • Lysette
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    Mine actually helps, during dungeons she'll keep an eye on team mates or my health bar. She'll watch and is actually rather engaged, she'll get all excited when she see's lots of yellow (I turned my bad things to yellow instead of red).

    She knows which toon is my tank or dps and she's even picked up some things from guild chats.. The other day out of the blue she asked me how much my dps increased after crafting Hundings.

    I know there are days I play a lot but I find a proper balance to the game and rl.

    That said, the fact that she knows what set I run and ground based aoe is, means I play too much.

    She shows interest into your hobby and what you are enjoying with it and care about - deem yourself a lucky guy.
  • Bhaal5
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    When you recieve a message in game saying

    "Hi, <insert player name> this is your wife.
    Remember me, we used too live together? You may not of realised that everying else in the house has gone. So i brought a ps4 and this game to get your attention. Good luck with your game and your virtual life as you give up on your real one.

    Regards <insert players ex wifes name>"

    That maybe a sign?
  • ArchMikem
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    Bhaal5 wrote: »
    When you recieve a message in game saying

    "Hi, <insert player name> this is your wife.
    Remember me, we used too live together? You may not of realised that everying else in the house has gone. So i brought a ps4 and this game to get your attention. Good luck with your game and your virtual life as you give up on your real one.

    Regards <insert players ex wifes name>"

    That maybe a sign?

    Whatever. Real ones come with strings attached anyway.
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  • Bhaal5
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    This is satire right?
  • Lysette
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    i fear not - there is so much understanding lacking for what life is about and how it works - I am really sorry for them.
  • Bhaal5
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    Damn, mine was just for satirical laugh
  • Meld777
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    Bhaal5 wrote: »
    When you recieve a message in game saying

    "Hi, <insert player name> this is your wife.
    Remember me, we used too live together? You may not of realised that everying else in the house has gone. So i brought a ps4 and this game to get your attention. Good luck with your game and your virtual life as you give up on your real one.

    Regards <insert players ex wifes name>"

    That maybe a sign?

    If she confuses "too" with "to" and uses "of" instead of "have", she's not a keeper anyway.
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  • Lynx7386
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    10/10 would tap

    My wife does get a little annoyed with my gaming sometimes, especially when our daughter (8 months old now) is being a hassle. She got grumpy at me today because the CoAII vet run I joined took -forever-, when I told her it would be a pretty quick run >.>
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  • xenowarrior92eb17_ESO
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    I just felt like I should drop this here.
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  • Bhaal5
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    Meld777 wrote: »
    Bhaal5 wrote: »
    When you recieve a message in game saying

    "Hi, <insert player name> this is your wife.
    Remember me, we used too live together? You may not of realised that everying else in the house has gone. So i brought a ps4 and this game to get your attention. Good luck with your game and your virtual life as you give up on your real one.

    Regards <insert players ex wifes name>"

    That maybe a sign?

    If she confuses "too" with "to" and uses "of" instead of "have", she's not a keeper anyway.

    English wasn't her first language
  • Morgul667
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    Be happy you still have a girlfriend ^^
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