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generalmyrick
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so dumb with the balls of templars rolling through them now....
"The red pill and its opposite, the blue pill, are a popular cultural meme, a metaphor representing the choice between:

Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
Security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion (blue pill)"

Insight to Agree to Awesome Ratio = 1:6.04:2.76 as of 1/25/2019

Compared to people that I've ignored = I am 18% more insightful, 20% less agreeable, and 88% more awesome.
  • Aliyavana
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    Shhh, you will anger the pvpers
  • DoctorESO
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    Edited by DoctorESO on September 23, 2018 1:05AM
  • Sixty5
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    laughs in negate
    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
    Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds
  • Stovahkiin
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    This can be read in two ways. I sincerely hope you don’t mean that templars’ balls are rolling around in the sewers.



    (Sorry, Mods)
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • LordSemaj
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Shhh, you will anger the pvpers

    FEE FI FO FUM - I smell the blood of casual scum!


    Also, why are there dismembered balls rolling around in my sewer?
  • pod88kk
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    Looks like someone lost some tel var
  • Thogard
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    PC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo

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    YouTube: http://youtube.com/c/thogardpvp


  • VaranisArano
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    This can be read in two ways. I sincerely hope you don’t mean that templars’ balls are rolling around in the sewers.



    (Sorry, Mods)

    Its all those blue balls from the Worm's Raiment sets :smiley:
  • generalmyrick
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    the deaths that caused this post cost me .003% of my tel var.
    "The red pill and its opposite, the blue pill, are a popular cultural meme, a metaphor representing the choice between:

    Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
    Security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion (blue pill)"

    Insight to Agree to Awesome Ratio = 1:6.04:2.76 as of 1/25/2019

    Compared to people that I've ignored = I am 18% more insightful, 20% less agreeable, and 88% more awesome.
  • Sixty5
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    Running through the sewers
    On a fine spring day
    Looking for some PVE noobs
    For me to slay

    Dawnbreaker and Dunk
    With my Dwemmer spade
    Casuals don't wear inpen
    Looks like I'm getting paid

    Oh Tel-Var stones, Tel-Var stones
    Take them from the dead
    WTF I just got ganked
    Now I'll make a rage thread
    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
    Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds
  • DoctorESO
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    Edited by DoctorESO on September 23, 2018 1:10AM
  • Kode
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    I haven't run into Templar zergs, but I think that would annoy the hell out of me too. Jabs is just an incredibly annoying skill that is absolutely brainlessly spammed. You need snare immunity to counter it because if you purge it off it just gets spammed right back on you.
    Kode Darkstar, Aldmeri Dominion
  • xeNNNNN
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    Right now, its not no. You can enjoy running around in the sewers with 2-3 people then suddenly a massive zerg will show up and make it unable for you to do anything but try to farm trash mobs for tel var.

    Districts are unplayable most of the time unless you're up extremely early.
    Ah, e-communities - the "pinnacle" of the internet............yeah, right.
  • Stovahkiin
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    DoctorESO wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Shhh, you will anger the pvpers

    Hey, you changed your avatar! Are you allowed to do that? :D:D:D

    This one noticed too <_<

    raw
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Girl_Number8
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    so dumb with the balls of templars rolling through them now....

    huh, tempys die just fine to my stamyblades. Tbh the sewers are great for stealth builds. get a nb or even a sorcy :*
  • Didgerion
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    so dumb with the balls of templars rolling through them now....

    Huh? Did the telvar stones grind begin?
    Is IC great again?
  • malicia
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    Our social guild goes into Sewers (Shor, EU) once a week, mainly to have fun and for the off-chance that some people might get the scamp/skin.

    We've ran into solo players, small groups, large groups, sometimes clearly PvE players, others well geared for PvP. We haven't encountered any Templar dominated groups, though.
    PC, EU
    Not elite, not the best. Just enjoying ESO.
    Not the worst either. "Casual" != "totally ignorant"
    @taciti
  • Dracane
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    There are people inside the sewers ? I rarely encounter any.
    Maybe US is different :neutral:
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac my ward,
    and Magnus my mind.
  • FloppyTouch
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    Dracane wrote: »
    There are people inside the sewers ? I rarely encounter any.
    Maybe US is different :neutral:

    Up top yes in the sewers I can go hours killing stuff and never run into anyone
  • Morgul667
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    Sewers is empty and bosses are not fun, I usually stay in the quarters unless im looking for molag farmers :D
  • Aisle9
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    Then you have 16 people sitting on the respawn balcony, shooting light attacks at the 3 people waiting for them to come down.

    Do they have their ultis ready, are they gonna kill us again ?

    I should've recorded that...
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    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

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    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Wildcopper
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    Be a Nightblade and laugh at the PvPers as you run past them ;)
  • visionality
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    Dracane wrote: »
    There are people inside the sewers ? I rarely encounter any.
    Maybe US is different :neutral:

    lol ... thats because everybody is going in hide when you sweep by :blush:
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