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Tamriel's Future is Saved, for I have Discovered a Child!

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What responsible Adult gave that child a Bow? She shouldn't be out adventuring, she should be in school!
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  • Sixty5
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    Not a child, it's a Bosmer.

    You can tell the difference because children are vile demonspawn, Bosmers are adorable.

    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
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  • LordGavus
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    Careful, she probably bites.
  • Slick_007
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    you sure thats not a dwemer on an extreme diet?
  • Knootewoot
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    I do see a khajit kid on all fours there (2nd of the right). His mommy is probably the one on the left.
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  • Aliyavana
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    Aww she can be waifu. And that is an adorable bosmer!
    Edited by Aliyavana on November 16, 2017 7:14AM
  • Woeler
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    The accent alone makes me want to remove Bosmer from the game.
  • LMar
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    I found buried children I think. Check the Halls of the Dead public dungeon in Windhelm.

    I mean look at these pics. These wrapped corpses look pretty small even if in adult proportions. And they are meant to be Nords who are a tall race. And there are normal sized ones elsewhere!

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    They could fit in the urns!

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    Edited by LMar on November 16, 2017 10:38AM
    "If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
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  • The_Smilemeister
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
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    What responsible Adult gave that child a Bow? She shouldn't be out adventuring, she should be in school!

    Racist. lol
  • Asardes
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    She's cute [no pedo]
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  • Knootewoot
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    LMar wrote: »
    I found buried children I think. Check the Halls of the Dead public dungeon in Windhelm.

    I mean look at these pics. These wrapped corpses look pretty small even if in adult proportions. And they are meant to be Nords who are a tall race. And there are normal sized ones elsewhere!

    G4lWdsn.png

    They could fit in the urns!

    Y6KKRJ4.png

    3KO1qkf.png

    Well, you just solved the entire mystery as why there are no children in ESO.

    They are all buried below Windhelm.

    Guess they don't have a vaccine against chickenpox in Tamriel.

    Science beats magic
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • Sixty5
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    I found buried children I think. Check the Halls of the Dead public dungeon in Windhelm.

    I mean look at these pics. These wrapped corpses look pretty small even if in adult proportions. And they are meant to be Nords who are a tall race. And there are normal sized ones elsewhere!

    G4lWdsn.png

    They could fit in the urns!

    Y6KKRJ4.png

    3KO1qkf.png

    Well, you just solved the entire mystery as why there are no children in ESO.

    They are all buried below Windhelm.

    Guess they don't have a vaccine against chickenpox in Tamriel.

    Science beats magic

    It was probably the argonians amd their damn lizard flu.

    Think of the children, kill the lizards.
    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
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  • Humperdoo
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    zos prob scured of all u pedo players.
  • TheUrbanWizard
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    This thread gone weird
  • Kharnis
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
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    What responsible Adult gave that child a Bow? She shouldn't be out adventuring, she should be in school!

    But she is in school.

    The School of Hard Knocks!
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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Sixty5 wrote: »
    Not a child, it's a Bosmer.

    You can tell the difference because children are vile demonspawn, Bosmers are adorable.
    Bosmer are vile demonspawn
  • Asardes
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    There's a "child", actually a teenager in game already, even the height scaling is below the lower end accessible to players. http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Hildegard
    Edited by Asardes on November 16, 2017 4:12PM
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    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
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    Woeler wrote: »
    The accent alone makes me want to remove Bosmer from the game.

    As someone from England, I agree with your proposal
  • menedhyn
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    Voxicity wrote: »
    Woeler wrote: »
    The accent alone makes me want to remove Bosmer from the game.

    As someone from England, I agree with your proposal
    As someone from England, I agree with your agrement to his proposal.
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    LordGavus wrote: »
    Careful, she probably bites.

    Mother probably did to, which lead to her ;)
  • Asardes
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    Voxicity wrote: »
    Woeler wrote: »
    The accent alone makes me want to remove Bosmer from the game.

    As someone from England, I agree with your proposal

    While Altmer and Dunmer have upper class accents, the Bosmer sound like they are from the poorer strata. Orsimer are probably from Scotland or Wales :D
    Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
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    Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
    Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |

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    Member of:
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