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The Ebonshadow Shield looks like lady parts
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Lieblingsjunge✭✭✭✭✭
✭First it's Chokethorn - now it's the shield. What's next - found a tree that looks like lady parts?Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
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Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »First it's Chokethorn - now it's the shield. What's next - found a tree that looks like lady parts?
Lieb, the answer is always either 42 or sex.
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭If everyone they have lady parts like that shield then Khajiit she thinks she should probably see a healer yes.
Maybe have a confidential chat to a close friend first ...
This is like the time this one first found out that elves do not have a tail.
Yours with paws
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Skullstachio✭✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »If everyone they have lady parts like that shield then Khajiit she thinks she should probably see a healer yes.
Maybe have a confidential chat to a close friend first ...
This is like the time this one first found out that elves do not have a tail.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
This one wonders if they will ever bring the LOL button back on the forums, yes? Because this one got a chuckle out of this comment and became quite happy.
(It Reminds this one of the theory as to whether a werewolf would actually chase a Khajiit up a tree... turns out they don't, which is a good thing.)If you see me anywhere. Know that I am sitting back with a bag of popcorn, watching as ESO burns the goodwill of its player base with practices that only disrespects the players time like it did to me and many others...
If a game does not respect your time, best thing to do is move on from it and find something else.1 -
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✭✭✭✭This topic reminds me of that thread a while back about the Chokethorn trophyGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 503 -
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✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »First it's Chokethorn - now it's the shield. What's next - found a tree that looks like lady parts?
Lieb, the answer is always either 42 or sex.
or the Teemoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyUyshvihaw 0 -
Davor✭✭✭✭✭
✭Question shouldn't be whether or not it resembles lady parts, but rather does it matter?
We're playing a mature-rated game, are we not?
And this is why we can have mature light hearted comments and conversations.
Not my quote but I love this saying
"I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"0 -
Pink_Violinz✭✭✭✭✭Eyesinthedrk wrote: »
He's actually referring to me. I wanted to see the shields and that was my immediate thought.
You were pretty close though, I doubt Kazi will ever see one in real life.0 -
Pink_Violinz✭✭✭✭✭DMuehlhausen wrote: »Nemesis7884 wrote: »not really but noce to see where your mimd went...if a shield stimulates you, ots probably time for a cold shower
A friend of mine requested images of the two styles in shields and she pointed it out, not me
If your friend is noticing lady parts in a shield I think I would like meet her...can you set this up?
Right here
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Took me about ten or so seconds of examination before I saw what you were seeing.
Yeah actually, I can kinda see it. But only cause you put the idea in my head first and my mind started searching for that shape.CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
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Blackbird_V✭✭✭✭✭
✭If that's what a *** looks like I'm *** glad I'm gay.
Why is the name for the female part filtered?? :
Edited by Blackbird_V on November 6, 2017 3:42AMDifficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.1 -
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✭Valkyn_Eltrys wrote: »If that's what a *** looks like I'm *** glad I'm gay.
Why is the name for the female part filtered?? :
The overly sensitive censors might be related to advertisers.0 -
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✭These posts are why i come to this forum, thank you OP.I am a Master Angler on 32characters, check the link below for some cool data!
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✭✭✭Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Come back with your shield - or on it."
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kyle.wilson✭✭✭✭✭
✭bottleofsyrup wrote: »Valkyn_Eltrys wrote: »If that's what a *** looks like I'm *** glad I'm gay.
Why is the name for the female part filtered?? :
The overly sensitive censors might be related to advertisers.
Because in the US anything related to sex automatically gets a ratings upgrade to at least M.
Yet violence and murder can still receive much lower ratings.
It's outr F'd up perspective on life.
example: the GTA 4 hot coffee fiasco. Murder, drugs, and hookers got the game an M-rating. Yet when the Hot Coffee coding was discovered, its rating was upgraded to AO (Adults Only). Even on consoles that had no way to get to the locked code.
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✭✭✭✭scipionumatia wrote: »It is appropriate for a shield... as Betty White once said "those things take a pounding"
There is just no end to her awesomeness.
And yeah, a bit stylized but yeah.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
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Titansteele✭✭✭✭✭If the *** was shaped like a skull it would be easier to find.Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server
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Larsay✭✭✭I bet the motif price just went up...Guild Leader of CtrlAltElite
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