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  • JUSTAPHELLA
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    Im really big on furnishing, from my exp. In obtaining many epic furnishings is through backpacks, many from breaking in houses.
  • Yarlenzey
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    Yes, I thought this week it could.
    I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • Yarlenzey
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    Another discussion mentioned strong boxes in Vvardenfell.
    In that case mine probably came from Balmora.
    I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • ValkyriesWolf
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    I can confirm it drops outside Vvardenfell now. Just got mine from an intermediate level strongbox in Wayrest. I had just stopped looking for it on purpose and just wanted to loot some people and their houses and got the Cheese in a locked house's box. Still can't believe I finally got it.
    Metal forever \m/
  • Yarlenzey
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    so.
    now your life is complete?

    or:

    does anyone have 300K to waste buying it from you?

    "enjoy"

    Edited by Yarlenzey on October 31, 2017 9:31AM
    I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • Azurya
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    I got my first from a lockbox in home in Sentinel, across the street from the fighters guild, a little home were the changed cat/orj sits next to it.
  • Kahina
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    Seems pretty clear that everyone who has had it drop was farming for something else, and attained "The Cheese" as a side effect of that.

    AKA, don't bother farming specifically for it. Just play, and "The Cheese" might find you.
  • ValkyriesWolf
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    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    so.
    now your life is complete?

    or:

    does anyone have 300K to waste buying it from you?

    "enjoy"

    It sits nicely in my main house and glows. Love its glow xD
    It will not be sold, unless I find another one.
    ..... well, probably even then I'd rather put it in another one of my houses :D


    And for that life complete part: No way, on to the next farming project. Still need to get that patch note announced hourglass plan that is said by the patch notes to drop from time obsessed priests at the Gold Coast. XD
    Edited by ValkyriesWolf on October 31, 2017 11:05AM
    Metal forever \m/
  • altemriel
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    so it seems that it is completely random
  • ValkyriesWolf
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    Seems like that at least
    Metal forever \m/
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    And for that life complete part: No way, on to the next farming project. Still need to get that patch note announced hourglass plan that is said by the patch notes to drop from time obsessed priests at the Gold Coast. XD

    FWIW I looked at said hourglass in preview... I can't see a difference between it and Redguard Hourglass of Desert Sands. Unless preview was broken. I'm not wasting 500k on a new plan that's identical to one I have.
  • ValkyriesWolf
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    I have neither so I made it my new project to get at least one of both.
    Metal forever \m/
  • Solexe
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    I don't understand, why someone would buy this useless stinky cheese for 600k. Will you invite every pleb to your house only to show how rich you are, that you can afford expensive useless things? If you can get it from lockboxes, then what's the point of wasting money for little house item? And remember that you are giving too much gold to greedy guy.

    Some people have been playing for quite a while or focus on gold earning rather than base game (I was that way in wow). As such 600k is very different to them thab you or myself.

    Try not to judge another's perspective from where you sit. A dehydrated, well fed person would see pouring water on dirt very differently than a hungry, well hydrated individual.
  • Shinshadow
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    Rouven wrote: »
    You don't find the cheese, the cheese will find you!

    For some strange reason, I read that in Sheogorath's voice!!
  • Eradrann
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    My first I found (on my main) was in Rawl'kha in Reaper's March.

    Found a second on an alt in the Redfur Trading Post in Grahtwood.

    Both in safeboxes. It's just a random reward you can get along with the coins or green/blue/maybe purple lootable stolen items.
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  • deepseamk20b14_ESO
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    Hmmm no idea it was worth so much. Mines on the guild trader for 5k hahaha. I need to get home and take it down!
    Hey everyone! Look! It's a signature!
  • supaskrub
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    Hmmm no idea it was worth so much. Mines on the guild trader for 5k hahaha. I need to get home and take it down!

    @deepseamk20b14_ESO what guild trader?, maybe one of the friendly forum people can pop along and buy it for you and COD it to you so that no one else gets a bargain in the meanwhile.Be a shame for you to lose out :)
    Edited by supaskrub on November 2, 2017 7:23PM
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Eradrann wrote: »
    My first I found (on my main) was in Rawl'kha in Reaper's March.

    Found a second on an alt in the Redfur Trading Post in Grahtwood.

    Both in safeboxes. It's just a random reward you can get along with the coins or green/blue/maybe purple lootable stolen items.

    Eradrann isn't the first person who's found multiple. I open a lot of lockboxes all the time as I play, even more when I'm looking for something. Still no cheese. I wonder if ZOS determines the drop rate based on your Crown Store purchases?
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Question for those who've found The Cheese - was this in any lockbox, or only Advanced or Master? I rarely get purple loot for anything but Advanced, so was wondering if this was true of The Cheese.
  • NetViperX
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    Question for those who've found The Cheese - was this in any lockbox, or only Advanced or Master? I rarely get purple loot for anything but Advanced, so was wondering if this was true of The Cheese.

    The one I found was in a night stand,
  • ValkyriesWolf
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    Mine was in an intermediate locked strongbox. No idea if that is the correct word for the english lock. In German it's"durchschnittlich", the one after easy I think.
    Edited by ValkyriesWolf on November 10, 2017 7:06PM
    Metal forever \m/
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Ok! Thanks for the replies!
  • Gyra_Lothbrok
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    Got mine in Tel Aruhn, Vvardenfell in the noble ladies house, upstairs in the intermediate lockbox.
  • Nighn_9
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    UppGRAYxDD wrote: »
    I heard you must be on a sorc to have a better drop rate...

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  • starkerealm
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    Mine was in an intermediate locked strongbox. No idea if that is the correct word for the english lock. In German it's"durchschnittlich", the one after easy I think.

    In game they're called "lockboxes," but "strongbox" is synonymous.
  • CGPsaint
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    Mine was in an intermediate locked strongbox. No idea if that is the correct word for the english lock. In German it's"durchschnittlich", the one after easy I think.

    In game they're called "lockboxes," but "strongbox" is synonymous.

    I think that he/she was trying to ensure that they used the right word referring to the level of difficulty, which in this case would be intermediate. Gotta love the German language!
  • CGPsaint
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    Kahina wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    ok, so where does it drop? in vvanderfel only, or elsewhere too?

    The Provisioner that dropped it for me is in VVardenfel. I was looking for motifs.

    This was my first ever yellow drop from pickpocket/woe. I stopped what I was doing and laundered it ASAP.

    When you say "Provisioner," is it an NPC that is actually labeled as such? I've been searching and can only seem to find Chefs and Brewers, both of which cannot be pickpocketed!

  • supaskrub
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    CGPsaint wrote: »
    Kahina wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    ok, so where does it drop? in vvanderfel only, or elsewhere too?

    The Provisioner that dropped it for me is in VVardenfel. I was looking for motifs.

    This was my first ever yellow drop from pickpocket/woe. I stopped what I was doing and laundered it ASAP.

    When you say "Provisioner," is it an NPC that is actually labeled as such? I've been searching and can only seem to find Chefs and Brewers, both of which cannot be pickpocketed!

    There is a provisioner npc in Eldon root, as you spawn at the Wayshrine turn around to face the main entrance into the tree and North East you will see a stall, thats where the provisioner can be found milling around, if the directions seem a bit sketchy then just think of the NPC noble who drops the wood elf throne BP... its almost at the start of his walk from when he spawns in..
    Edited by supaskrub on December 13, 2017 3:34AM
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    CGPsaint wrote: »
    Kahina wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    ok, so where does it drop? in vvanderfel only, or elsewhere too?

    The Provisioner that dropped it for me is in VVardenfel. I was looking for motifs.

    This was my first ever yellow drop from pickpocket/woe. I stopped what I was doing and laundered it ASAP.

    When you say "Provisioner," is it an NPC that is actually labeled as such? I've been searching and can only seem to find Chefs and Brewers, both of which cannot be pickpocketed!

    Yes, provisioner is a theiving type. When you crouch down behind an NPC their "type" is labeded in parenthses. Provisioners are not always in kitchens! There is an argonian in the Vivec City inn, she is a provisioner.
    Edited by CaffeinatedMayhem on December 13, 2017 3:42AM
  • THWIP71
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    Runschei wrote: »
    Cheese is delicious

    Not ALL cheese....especially not the type produced by the moist nether regions of humans. :/



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