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Desperate plea to close horses' mouths

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Minyassa
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Look, we love the mounts, the mounts are awesome, the colors are lovely, but yeah, you messed up conformation on the horses and they look really derpy. I know you're not going to redo the whole model to fix that but for the love of Mike or Pete or any other random name you love...PLEASE close the mouths. The mouths make them look a lot stupider than they need to look and everyone who notices it hates it. Surely that couldn't be too hard to do. We want to love our horses, ZOS...just give us this one little thing to make that easier, please?
Edited by Minyassa on October 15, 2017 6:43AM
  • Chronicburn
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    I vote to stop all nerfs and roll back all the nerfs for the past year.

    And the horse mouth thing too :0)
  • RubyWarfare
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    I would LOVE for this to happen. No offense to whomever modeled the horse, but they look so incurably derpy with their mouths the way they currently are.
  • Samadhi
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    RubyWarfare wrote: »
    I would LOVE for this to happen. No offense to whomever modeled the horse, but they look so incurably derpy with their mouths the way they currently are.


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  • Minyassa
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    Samadhi wrote: »
    RubyWarfare wrote: »
    I would LOVE for this to happen. No offense to whomever modeled the horse, but they look so incurably derpy with their mouths the way they currently are.


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  • Shadzilla
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    Chronicburn wrote: »
    I vote to stop all nerfs and roll back all the nerfs for the past year.

    And the horse mouth thing too :0)

    L2P. Nerfs and buffs are required for balance. I do not want to see another 8 mag sorc dps world record score for the rest of my life.
    Edited by Shadzilla on October 14, 2017 5:35AM
  • SydneyGrey
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    Yes, PLEASE close the horses' mouths. In fact, I'd say the entire head needs to be re-sculpted, as well as the hind legs.

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    Edited by SydneyGrey on October 15, 2017 6:48AM
  • LadyDestiny
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    Minyassa wrote: »
    Look, we love the mounts, the mounts are awesome, the colors are lovely, but yeah, you messed up conformation on the horses and they look really derpy. I know you're not going to redo the whole model to fix that but for the love of Mike or Pete or any other random name you love...PLEASE close the mouths. The mouths make them look a lot stupider than they need to look and everyone who notices it hates it. Surely that couldn't be too hard to do. We want to love our horses, ZOS...just give us this one little thing to make that easier, please?

    I been asking them to fix confirmation since day one. It is terrible.....
  • BossXV
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    WE WILL CLOSE THAT MOUTH! AND MAKE ZOS PAY FOR IT
  • Irfind
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    The new Ponys have this ugly mouth too :s

    PLEASE close the mouths.
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  • Flynch
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    BossXV wrote: »
    WE WILL CLOSE THAT MOUTH! AND MAKE ZOS PAY FOR IT

    Put one's money where one's mouth is!
  • SisterGoat
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    Don't look an ESO horse in the mouth!
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  • deluxesalt
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    Never noticed it before, thanks.........
  • Ulo
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    I've never even noticed this before. However, I've got a feeling that now it's been pointed out to me I'm gonna be noticing it all the time now, thanks. :P
  • SydneyGrey
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    Irfind wrote: »
    The new Ponys have this ugly mouth too :s
    PLEASE close the mouths.
    I noticed that, too. It was so disappointing to see that. I don't know why they decided to give the pony the same awful mouth.
  • ThePrinceOfBargains
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    I noticed this a couple weeks back. Was going to post about it, but kept forgetting.
  • Shardan4968
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    And also, why doggos don't have teeths? Was it so hard to make them look normal?
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  • Morimizo
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    Agreed, and normal blinking eyes would also not go amiss.
  • Gan Xing
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    I was just a part of a convo about the horse in general
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/375856/graphics-for-horse-mounts
    Edited by Gan Xing on October 14, 2017 7:58PM
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  • TelvanniWizard
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    Totally agree with op. Don´t need to check my palfrey´s teeth.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    I'm running a counter-petition: a petition for them to edit in tongues that dangle out of the open mouths.
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  • Tandor
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    Just a friendly tip to the OP - you might want to edit the title to put "Request" instead of "Petition" (or PM a Mod to do it for you if you can't) - petitions are not allowed under the Forum Rules and such threads are likely to be locked or deleted.
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    Tandor wrote: »
    Just a friendly tip to the OP - you might want to edit the title to put "Request" instead of "Petition" (or PM a Mod to do it for you if you can't) - petitions are not allowed under the Forum Rules and such threads are likely to be locked or deleted.

    Thanks, didn't know. Fixed!
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    Shardan4968 wrote: »
    And also, why doggos don't have teeths? Was it so hard to make them look normal?
    All the earliest dog models don't have teeth. (So why did they give them open mouths? I don't know. They're obsessed with open mouths, I guess.) Dogs made in the past year have teeth, though, and look wonderful.
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Never noticed, are they not allowed to breathe? :p
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Never noticed, are they not allowed to breathe? :p

    That's what nostrils are for. A horse breathing through its open mouth is overheated/overexerted or sick.
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    I'm running a counter-petition: a petition for them to edit in tongues that dangle out of the open mouths.

    They should just make it look outlandishly hilarious.
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    I'm running a counter-petition: a petition for them to edit in tongues that dangle out of the open mouths.

    I co-sign. Horse people are too easy to troll. Please Zos, leave the horses showing off their pearly whites. It amuses me that this tiny thing is getting on their nerves. Horse people can be so unbelievably picky and neurotic.

    By the way googling “horse people are easy to troll” brings you to the relevant Deadspin article

    https://deadspin.com/dead-letters-the-horse-people-are-furious-1784987429
    Edited by max_only on October 15, 2017 8:06PM
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  • Mureel
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    RubyWarfare wrote: »
    I would LOVE for this to happen. No offense to whomever modeled the horse, but they look so incurably derpy with their mouths the way they currently are.

    The horses. They run so stupid. Completely malformed, mouth hanging open like some kind of brain damage. Horses are The Worst! I literally just went back to NA from EU for a break from raiding and like I had to buy a different mount because my horses gave me trauma. I can't even.
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    Necks and legs too short, back legs moving together like a cat, body looks deformed. Terrible.
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Necks and legs too short, back legs moving together like a cat, body looks deformed. Terrible.

    stupid long horses
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