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After I opened the 8th crate, I got a Skeletal Guar, but I am NOT happy. Not at all!

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VinyParsley2016
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After I opened the 8th crate, I got a Skeletal Guar, but I am NOT happy CUZ the Guar looks so dumb. The Guar has nothing special except broken body. It is not pretty! I saw some PPL have flaming horse/wolf, and white lighting horse. I dunno what they are, but I want them. How can I get those mounts?
Edited by VinyParsley2016 on September 29, 2017 6:57PM
  • Galenus_of_Pergamon
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    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.
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  • Cpt_Teemo
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    You got a 400 gem mount in only 8 crates I should be thankful, most people barely get like 20-30 gems tops in 15 crates, and without a mount.
  • VinyParsley2016
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    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.
  • Rouven
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    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    https://www.viamichelin.com/web/Restaurants

    Check the 3 star rated ones - harr harr.
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  • Subversus
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    I can't help but lol at the 100 guar part. I can only imagine this dude going full Anakin on some poor guar babies.
  • Brutusmax1mus
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    I'm just ticked off my guar is covered in metal due to mount upgrades...

    Its a damn skeleton, i wanted bones.
  • Haruspex
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    Brutusmax1mus wrote: »
    I'm just ticked off my guar is covered in metal due to mount upgrades...

    Its a damn skeleton, i wanted bones.
    All you have to do is turn off the armor option in the settings menu.
    Edited by Haruspex on September 29, 2017 7:45PM
  • Slurg
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    Dang, what did those poor guar do to you? This isn't their fault. Go pick on something your own size, maybe you can find the devs in PVP and beat them up.

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  • Sheezabeast
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    ...I thought it looked cool because it looks like dinosaur bones...

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  • Shardan4968
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    Guars are the best mounts ever and you are not allowed to even think otherwise. Don't you dare hurt my cute Guars.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Vnrb93dyY
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  • SirMewser
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    There is a definition for this psychological disorder you have, don't worry, I have it to, just don't act on it. ;)

  • Wreuntzylla
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    So she got something out of skipping pizza. What did you get for your money?
  • ThePrinceOfBargains
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    Wreuntzylla wrote: »
    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    So she got something out of skipping pizza. What did you get for your money?
    Pretty sure he’s joking.
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    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    console....why?
  • Eatmyface
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    Shardan4968 wrote: »
    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    Guars are the best mounts ever and you are not allowed to even think otherwise. Don't you dare hurt my cute Guars.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Vnrb93dyY

    Can you make a 10 hour special of this please?
  • Megabear
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    After I opened the 8th crate, I got a Skeletal Guar, but I am NOT happy CUZ the Guar looks so dumb. The Guar has nothing special except broken body. It is not pretty! I saw some PPL have flaming horse/wolf, and white lighting horse. I dunno what they are, but I want them. How can I get those mounts?

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  • deepseamk20b14_ESO
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    My skeleton senche looks really cool...but so does my plague horse! Booya!
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  • Wreuntzylla
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    TheMaster wrote: »
    Wreuntzylla wrote: »
    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    So she got something out of skipping pizza. What did you get for your money?
    Pretty sure he’s joking.

    Pretty sure I am too.
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    Wreuntzylla wrote: »
    TheMaster wrote: »
    Wreuntzylla wrote: »
    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    So she got something out of skipping pizza. What did you get for your money?
    Pretty sure he’s joking.

    Pretty sure I am too.

    Maybe he was also joking?
  • altemriel
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    After I opened the 8th crate, I got a Skeletal Guar, but I am NOT happy CUZ the Guar looks so dumb. The Guar has nothing special except broken body. It is not pretty! I saw some PPL have flaming horse/wolf, and white lighting horse. I dunno what they are, but I want them. How can I get those mounts?



    I got the cinder wolf mount from one crate during the free crates weekend (kill any monster, get one crate per account a day, few weeks ago).

    it is the flaming one, it looks really good. you can get it in the crown crate now, if you are lucky with the right RNG

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    https://img.imgur.com/cTadwsI.jpg

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  • Cpt_Teemo
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    You can always swap with the other guy im sure he'd trade places with you that opened over 1,000 crates with no mount
  • Kimba_Do
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    This one had guar last night. For dinner. Was delicious.
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  • acw37162
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    Do you play this game? Check
    Do you have access to the forums? Check

    It’s pretty well docuemnted information on the forums, crown crates are a rip off designed to get a majority of users to part with a maximum amount of money to get their digital candy.

    Could be worse tho;
    You could have your eye on that frost senche, what a 3% percent to drop a Uber rare mount and 1 - 3 chance to get the one you want, what like .9 to to 1.4 percent chance.

    Buy more crates eat less Pizza the crates will frustrate you but the Pizza will eventually kill you.
    Edited by acw37162 on October 6, 2017 9:26PM
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    VinyParsley2016 wrote: »
    Galenus_of_Pergamon wrote: »
    By spending the money you were going to use to take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant.

    In the case you don't have a girlfriend, then by spending the money you were going to use to buy your next console.

    My GF used the money for our Pizza tonight to get a baby Guar. So, I think it is fair for me to use the weekend Pizza money to buy me some mounts.
    And I hate guar, dunno why so many dumb girls like Guar. They are not cute, not at all. I am going to kill 100 guars in Deshaan tonight, i know there is a Guar king.

    Maybe it unlocks a hidden quest and a gain guar spawns
  • THWIP71
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    I totally understand...I prefer my guars with a litte more meat on them myself.
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