The Elder Scrolls Online

Sorry for being in the 1%

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Argah
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I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.

That is all.
  • Lorajet
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    Wut?
  • XDragonDoomX
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    I really need to find my LOL button
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    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
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  • SydneyGrey
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    Must be tough for you. I hate being rich, famous and beautiful, but I can't help it. *Tosses my hair back*
  • Argah
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Must be tough for you. I hate being rich, famous and beautiful, but I can't help it. *Tosses my hair back*

    Yeah it's tough man, hope it gets easier for you.
  • Lorajet
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    Argah wrote: »
    I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.

    That is all.

    That's right - I saw you next to me at the Khenarthi's Roost dungeon, didn't I?
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    Lmao
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  • Argah
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    Lorajet wrote: »
    Argah wrote: »
    I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.

    That is all.

    That's right - I saw you next to me at the Khenarthi's Roost dungeon, didn't I?

    Think so, was throwing gold about and kinda remember you on the floor scraping it up.
  • bebynnag
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    i would consider myself part of the 99% and therefore in a position to accept your appology

    but there are people on the forums who insist i am in the 1% because i can solo a dungeon on normal and can complete vma on all of my characters, so should i be apologising too?
  • Lorajet
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    i would consider myself part of the 99% and therefore in a position to accept your appology

    but there are people on the forums who insist i am in the 1% because i can solo a dungeon on normal and can complete vma on all of my characters, so should i be apologising too?

    Geez, I gotta get me more pets
  • rotaugen454
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    I missed the cut and am only in the 1.01%. Of what, I have no idea...
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • bebynnag
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    Lorajet wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    i would consider myself part of the 99% and therefore in a position to accept your appology

    but there are people on the forums who insist i am in the 1% because i can solo a dungeon on normal and can complete vma on all of my characters, so should i be apologising too?

    Geez, I gotta get me more pets

    only 1 of my characters uses pets.... you can have my spare ones!
  • Argah
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    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    I missed the cut and am only in the 1.01%. Of what, I have no idea...

    Keep at it bro, the door is always open.
  • Cadbury
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    Is this a Jojo reference?
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • SirAndy
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    Argah wrote: »
    I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.
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    it-is-not-99-success-just-1-failure.jpg
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  • SanTii.92
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    Lorajet wrote: »
    Wut?
    Wat8.jpg
    Edited by SanTii.92 on September 5, 2017 10:57PM
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  • Yakidafi
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    SanTii.92 wrote: »
    Lorajet wrote: »
    Wut?
    Wat8.jpg

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    Edited by Yakidafi on September 5, 2017 10:35PM
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  • Argah
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    Yakidafi wrote: »
    SanTii.92 wrote: »
    Lorajet wrote: »
    Wut?
    Wat8.jpg

    -Wtf-meme-56078.jpg

    Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
  • Mojmir
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    im 150% of the 2% left from getting f'd up last night
  • vamp_emily
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    Argah wrote: »
    I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.

    That is all.

    If I was you I would be proud to be an elite button pusher. Don't listen to everyone else hold your head high and do some chest thumping you deserve it.
    If you want a friend, get a dog.
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  • Argah
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    vamp_emily wrote: »
    Argah wrote: »
    I apologise... seriously, you think I like being elite? You think I like being better than everyone else? Well no I don't, it's hard work being better than everyone else, the 99% really need to spare a thought for how hard me and a few others find it.

    That is all.

    If I was you I would be proud to be an elite button pusher. Don't listen to everyone else hold your head high and do some chest thumping you deserve it.

    Thanks, chest out, appreciated.
  • VinyParsley2016
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    It is time to kick noobs from Vet! :D
  • SanTii.92
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    Argah wrote: »
    Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
    Hey op, maybe you can tell us who are you? Some kind of legendary 1vXer, or a Vma God? tell us something.
    When the snows fall and the white winds blow,
    the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.
    Arg | Pc Na | Factionless Mag Warden.
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    Make Tamriel Great Again
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  • Alpheu5
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    SanTii.92 wrote: »
    Argah wrote: »
    Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
    Hey op, maybe you can tell us who are you? Some kind of legendary 1vXer, or a Vma God? tell us something.

    A 7k dps non-DoT user making too many nonsensical posts.
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  • disintegr8
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    So you can play this game with only one hand free.....
    Australian on PS4 NA server.
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  • Yakidafi
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    SanTii.92 wrote: »
    Argah wrote: »
    Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
    Hey op, maybe you can tell us who are you? Some kind of legendary 1vXer, or a Vma God? tell us something.

    im-sorry-who-are-you-again.jpg
    Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
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  • Argah
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    SanTii.92 wrote: »
    Argah wrote: »
    Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
    Hey op, maybe you can tell us who are you? Some kind of legendary 1vXer, or a Vma God? tell us something.

    Sometimes you need to be alone, shut the door unplug the phone, speak in a language they don't know... well a don't think about that stuff, no a don't think about that stuff, it don't matter now.
  • Banana
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    :D. Freak
  • Argah
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    Banana wrote: »
    :D. Freak

    Hey, don't mock the 1% we find it hard enough already.
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